Mihiro: Hello everyone, this is Mihiro from The Forbidden Four Tour Bus. Or at least that's what this cue card says. AKN just stole it from an elderly couple who were inside a restaurant so that we could pick up the newest members of the cast.
AKN: It's not my fault that they thought I was a coat hanger. They were just begging me to pick up my new cast members.
Hiei: Who exactly are these 'New cast members'?
AKN: We're almost there.
Kurama: That's the fifth time we have almost killed a pedestrian! Are you sure you have a license?
Yoko: Get me the hell out of here!
AKN: I never said I had a license. I just said I was going to 'rent' COUGHstealCOUGH a vehicle and pick up the newest member. We're here!
-'Tour Bus' screeches to halt- -doors slide open-
AKN: Death-chan! SO glad I got here on time!
DDL: I was that last pedestrian you almost murdered, if you didn't notice.
AKN: Gomen...
DDL: -shrug- I brought my OC, Alicia, since she will be in the story starting with this chapter. By the way, the only person who owns Alicia is me, use her without permission and I will get AKN to drive the bus you use to be transported.
AKN: Why would you want them to arrive at their destination safely?
CAST: Safely?
AKN & DDL: Please enjoy the next chapter of 'The Forbidden Four'!
"Someone like Hiei?" Yusuke asked, looking a little scared.
"There is no way for there to be a female version of Hiei..." Kurama stated in disbelief. Mihiro just smiled and turned to the pirate crew.
"We thank you for your help, we're honored that you took the time to assist us." Mihiro said as he bowed deeply. The pirate crew looked at each other then shrugged and bowed back. Mihiro straightened up and took Luffy's hand. "If you need anything and are in a serious bind, please just ask for help and you will be heard." Mihiro put a pendant identical to his and Kurama's and stepped back.
"So you're not going to be in my crew?" Luffy asked disappointed. Mihiro nodded.
"Not now, we have business to take care of, but we can come back to visit someday." Mihiro said.
"Well,good luck you guys!" Luffy said, he then grinned and waved at the group. The group walked back and stood in Mihiro's circle from earlier. They stood and waved, until they were engulfed in a brilliant blue light.
"I guess we should continue on our journey too." Zolo said as he stretched and began to walk back to the ship. The rest of the crew followed, and soon were sailing into the horizon of the setting sun.
"Alicia! I'm back!" Mihiro shouted with glee as the group approached the entrance of an ancient shrine.
A huge aura of darkness slipped out of the shrine. Yusuke's team stepped back drawing out their weapons.
"What kind of demon is that?" shouted Kuwabara trembling.
"Alicia, these are my friends." Mihiro stated.
Black wind spun in a circle near the top of the steps of the shrine. As it started to disappear a women stepped out wearing jet black jeans and a long white button up shirt. Her hair was black with a white ribbon braided into the left side of her bangs. Another thing that was really hard not to notice was that her face was so impassive that even Hiei was beaten. Hiei always looks like he will kill you and enjoy it, she looked like she would kill you and just not care. She pulled out her sword and pointed it towards them.
"So we meet again." The woman said and jumped at Mihiro. Mihiro grinned at her as he pulled his Flame out and readied himself for the battle.
"Oh my God, we're all gonna die!" yelled Kuwabara in a mass of tears.
The women's blade hit his sword and pushed against it. Mihiro jumped back and ran forward swinging his blade. He made a thrust at the women and she jumped into the air and landed on top of his sword. The burning heat from the sword burned her feet but she moved quickly and kicked Mihiro in the face. He flew backwards and hit a cherry blossom tree dropping Flame along the way. The women pointed the sword at Mihiro's face.
"You have gotten a lot better even though you're wounded."
"You should fight me when I'm in better shape if you want a real battle." Mihiro chuckled.
At this moment Yusuke and Kurama stepped in front of Mihiro. "I don't know who you are but if you wanna fight you're gonna fight us." Yusuke said getting into a fighting stance.
Mihiro started to laugh "You couldn't beat Alicia in a million years."
Everyone stared at Mihiro in confusion. Alicia let go of her sword and it disappeared into darkness. After Yusuke regained himself he began to circle Alicia.
"So...you're Alicia. You know, you do sorta remind me of Hiei." Yusuke stated in disbelief. Yusuke went to poke her and Alicia grabbed his hand twisted it back behind his back and grabbed his waist. She then picked him up off the ground, over her head, and smashed his head against the pavement of the shrines courtyard. (A/N:A German Suplex! Yay!) Blood began to leak from Yusuke's head. She left Yusuke's lifeless body on the ground and walked over to Mihiro. Kuwabara ran over to Yusuke and started to cry.
"Yusuke don't die, man. Please don't die." Kuwabara whined.
"Don't worry he'll wake up in a bit." Alicia said with no emotion. "Mihiro, give me your hand."
"Don't touch her Mihiro! She's the Devil!" shouted Kuwabara at the top of his lungs. Mihiro raised his hand slowly to hers and Alicia pulled him up into her arms. Mihiro drifted into a deep sleep.
"Grab your friend and come in." Alicia said walking into the shrine. She put Mihiro in his room and bandaged his new and old wounds. She walked into the living quarters with bandages and staples. Yusuke was sitting against a couch while Kuwabara hid behind it. Hiei and Kurama watched Alicia closely as she walked towards Yusuke.
"I'm going to bandage your head so stay still. Unless one of your friends can do it." They shook their head's no. Alicia sat down next to Yusuke and put his head on her lap.
"This will hurt a great deal but your wound will heal faster." She put the stapler to his head before he could say anything and began stapling the huge gash in his head while he screamed in pain and eventually passed out from it. She bandaged his head and then put him on the couch.
"What was in those staples?" Kurama asked.
"There is iodine, rubbing alcohol and hot sauce in those staples. Mihiro helped me make them. There is also a mixture of salt, gasoline, and lemon juice." Alicia answered flatly walking out of the room.
"Man, do I feel bad for him. Then again, no I don't." Hiei said smirking. Kurama waited until Alicia was out of range to speak.
"I really think she put most of that stuff in the staples for fun..."
"Works for me." Hiei replied with an evil smirk still on his face.
"You've seemed to take a great liking to her. Maybe because she makes you're ideas of killing Yusuke and Kuwabara a reality?" Kurama said as he began laughing into his hand.
"You know nothing, fool." answered Hiei turning his back angrily.
"Hiei likes Alicia!" giggled Kuwabara coming out from behind the couch.
"You must have mold growing in your brain." Hiei was getting seriously pissed off and walked out of the room.
"Well," said Kurama; still laughing into his hand, "We can't do anything until Mihiro awakens, so let's take this time to rest." Kurama sat down into a chair and Kuwabara laid down on the floor. Both quickly fell asleep.
Hiei walked down the stone steps kicking almost every rock he saw. That stupid, fool. I'll beat him to a pulp and feed him to the dogs. It was getting late and Hiei was getting very tired. He jumped into a tree planning to sleep there when he heard a beautiful voice from nearby begin to sing in a language unknown to Hiei. He became wrapped up in the voice and decided to go search for it. He jumped through the trees and finally saw it. There was a woman with white hair that had a black ribbon braided into the left bang. She was playing a harp and Hiei didn't see anything else. She saw him and quickly disappeared in a gust of white wind. I wonder who she was...
He jumped down and sat on the rock she had sat upon. I wonder... he thought staring at the full moon; soon Hiei fell asleep.
Mihiro woke to the smell of pancakes. Mmmmm...Alicia's cooking. Nothing better! Unless you're eating my cooking of course. He jumped out of bed and headed towards the kitchen. He grabbed 20 or so pancakes and sat down at the table. The others except for Hiei walked in as he was stuffing his face.
"Good morning" Mihiro said dropping food out of his mouth. The others grabbed plates and began to chow down.
"Thanks for the pancakes" said Kurama happily.
"Oh I didn't make them. I can't cook when I'm out cold."
"Well, then who did? We need to thank them. These are the best pancakes I've ever had." Kuwabara stated.
"Alicia." Mihiro said simply as he shoveled more pancakes into the endless hole that was his mouth.
"What?" they all exclaimed simultaneously at Mihiro as he tried to swallow without choking to death. Everyone waited as patiently as possible while Mihiro finished swallowing.
"Yeah... Alicia usually cooks for us when I'm too injured to cook. The reason why she doesn't cook all the time is because she spends her time training, buying weapons, destroying demons, and sleeping." Mihiro said flatly as he counted on his fingers.
"...Sleeping?" The group asked confused. Mihiro looked at them.
"Well, yeah. I've always wondered if she sleeps with her eyes closed because she almost never blinks. I'm too scared to try to see though." Mihiro said as he put more pancakes on his plate. Kuwabara and Yusuke looked at each other.
"I think we should watch her and see if she blinks." Yusuke said.
"Don't be stupid Urameshi! Of course she blinks! It's impossible not too!" Kuwabara yelled, blinking at the thought of never blinking no matter how much you needed to blink. (A/N: ...blinks)
Kurama shook his head at the stupidity of his friends while Youko snickered from their mind.
Alicia walked into the kitchen without looking at the rest of the people in the room. She walked over to the refrigerator and pulled out the milk carton and some strawberry ice cream topping. She walked over to the counter and set down the items, then reached to a cabinet in front of her and withdrew a glass. She set down the glass beside the carton of milk and the strawberry topping. She walked over to the other side of the counter and opened a drawer. She pulled out a spoon and closing the drawer and continued to make strawberry milk.
Yusuke and Kuwabara glanced at each other.
Oh my God...she hasn't blinked once... Yusuke thought as he freaked out. He looked over at Kuwabara and saw the other teen begin to cry.
This...this just isn't natural! Kuwabara thought as he ran out of the room choking back sobs. Yusuke went after him to make sure he didn't do anything stupid.
AKN: Um...sorry officer, I don't have a license.
Officer: Ma'am, why is your car full of water?
AKN: I had a fish tank behind the back seat as a kind of window, but this fox demon in the back is claustrophobic so he tried to get out by breaking the glass. My friend is fighting off my pet pirahnas as we speak.
-cries of 'Back you damn fish! Back I say!' and 'I'm only claustrophobic because you can't drive worth an Inari's damn!' can be heard from within vehicle-
Officer: If you thank your reviewers I'll let you off the hook. It seems like you've had a rough day.
Mihi-chan: That's my other cue! Thank you Mystikl Sushi for your help! I'm glad you like the story so far!
Hiei: Thank's to all the other reviewers from the last chapters as well.
AKN: News flash! We now know why Yoko and Hiei were hitting on Nariko! It's mating season! All females should barricade themselves in their homes for safety! Stock up on food and hide the fox nip!
Mihi-chan: Translation time! Gomen- a very informal way of saying 'sorry', only used with very close friends, and Inari- The Japanese Kitsune God of rice or as another definition states a Mountain God whose messanger is the fox. If anyone knows the actual definition, please tell us! We want to do our best when it comes to translations! Please don't forget to review on your way out! Bye!
CAST: See you next chapter!
Alicia & Hiei: Hn.