Disclamier: Nope i don't own naruto. Technically I don't even own my dog!

-Recap-

Sakura stood there staring at him, her green eyes wide. He said yes! I can't believe he actually said yes! She couldn't believe it. This has to be a dream! It finally clicked in her mind that it wasn't, and she ran to Sasuke and grabbed him around the shoulders, squeezing him like a teddy bear. His cheek was smashed against hers.

"Sak-!" Sasuke gasped for air. "Let….go … of…..me…..can't breathe…." He managed to say.

Still in Sakura's "loving" vice grip, only one thought came to his mind.

Once again, I'm screwed.

Sakura finally let go of Sasuke, who was a little purple from having no air. He fell over on too his back, his stomach heaving up and down, he was trying to catch a breath.

"Damn," he whispered, because that's all he could manage. After he caught his breath, he stood up and looked at Sakura.

"Ok Sakura, we have a week together," he shudders at the thought of what she just might do to him, and continued. "Let's just get this over with!"

Sakura walked beside him and put an arm around his neck. "Don't be so negative, Sasuke! I think that if you actually spend some time with me, you will really learn to like me and even my love me as much as I love you!" She gushed. Sasuke felt like heaving. In fact, he did. He quickly pushed Sakura's arm off his neck and hurried out the room, across the hall and to the bathroom where he threw up into the toilet. His loud, pained, heaves could be heard all through the house. Sakura called after him.

"Hey! I'm not that bad Sasuke!" She said. Her only reply was another heave.

Well, this seems like it's going to take a while, She thought, and sat down on Sasuke's bed.

After what seemed like 2 hours to Sakura, (when actually it had only been 3 more minutes of heaving and doing the Technicolor yawn from Sasuke) Sasuke walked in to his room, his eyes puffy, and strained looking. He walked over to the bed where she was and sat down.

"I don't think that's ever gonna happen Sakura." He said, coldly, looking in front of him.

"Well, we'll just have to see huh?" she said, smiling at him cheerfully. "Anyway we have to let it be known don't we?"

"Well it's alright we me if we don't …" Sasuke started... Sakura cut him off.

"Of course we do!" She said in a matter of factly, know it all way. She grabbed his arm and ran done to the hallway dragging him across the carpet. "C'mon Sasuke!" She never turned to see him on the ground.

"Ahhh! Carpet burn!" Sasuke said, bringing his free hand to his face, "My face! My beautiful face! Its carpet burned!" He nearly balled. Sakura, ignoring this, proceeded to roughly drag him down a landing of carpet covered stairs. When they reached the bottom, Sakura stopped. And that gave Sasuke a chance to stand up. He had scrapes on his arms and his clothes were ripped in places. His face was red from being a tad burned.

"Dammit Sakura!" He said, "Didn't you hear my girlish screams of terror?"

Sakura had sat down on the couch in front of the TV. "Um, actually no, I was busing planning something" She said, nonchalantly, ignoring the fact that Sasuke looked like he was going to cry. "But I'm done with my plan, so I'll tell you." She motioned for him to sit next to her.

"No, I'll stay right here", he said, leaning on a door frame. If I go sit next to her, she may kiss me! I'll be heaving for a week! Sakura put on a pouting face, "Pwease Sasuke-kun? Pwetty, pweety, pwease? Her eyes became the size of saucepans and they became all watery.

Sasuke looked away, he couldn't stand that face. Her eyes were so big and watery it seemed like they were two pools to fall into. "Not the face, not the face, not the face!" Alas, he gave in, when Sakura threatened that she "was going to cry if he didn't come sit with her," So he had no choice. I hate it when girls cry! He slowly walked to the couch and sat next to her, and she leaned over towards him, scooting to him, and every time she scooted, he scooted away. (Their not on a love seat) They did this until Sasuke was pressed up against the arm rest of the couch and Sakura was sitting real close to him. She started to lean towards him, making him sweat. Uh oh, it looks like she's going to try to kiss me! (lol Sasuke sounds like a nerd on his first date sorry) But before he could panic, Sakura just put her head on hisshoulder and let it rest there. Her hair was in Sasuke's face. He could smell her shampoo. Hmm smells like strawberries! Ooo it smells kind of good…

They sat like this for a while, until the front door opened. Sasuke eyes widened and his face got that same lint shade of pink from before. Naruto strolled in. He noticed them on the couch, Sakura still resting on Sasuke, and his mouth dropped.

"WTF ARE YOU TWO DOING!" Naruto felt dazed, is this actually happening? Sakura calmly raised her head off of Sasuke andput her arm around his neck. Sasuke did nothing but sit there. Sakura elbowed him in the side, signaling something. Sasuke didn't catch it.

"Sasuke!" Sakura hissed quietly at him, "Put your arm around my waist!" Sasuke yelled out. "Say what!" his only answer was another elbow in his side, this time a lot harder.He let out aquiet groan, notloud enough for anyone to hear, and hesitantly slid his arm around her thin waist and managed a calm smile to Naruto. Wow, I wish I had a video camera, Naruto looks ridiculous! Sasuke's thoughts ventured to what he was doing to Sakura. Wow, she's um… warm... yeah warm…. He blushed darker as his thoughts went to something more.

"Oh hey Naruto! Me and Sasuke are dating now! Didn't we tell you?" Sakura said, as a matter of factly. Naruto just gaped at them and gagged. "UGH! I think feel my ramen coming!" He slapped a hand over his mouth and ran up the stairs to the bathroom.

"Oh yeah I forgot to tell you what my plan was Sasuke!" Sakura said, removing her arm from around Sasuke's neck and standing up.

Sasuke suddenly felt cold after Sakura stood up. She was so warm! "What is it Sakura?" he said in a dull but fearful voice. What is she going to make him do?

Sorry for such a short chapter, I'm startng to get that lazy feeling again(but I thought that was a good cliffyanyway ;) I mean, it keeps readers coming right? Anyway, I'm not sure what to make Sakura, make Sasuke do though, so if any of you have any ideas, feel free to send em! (can't guarantee I'll use one of them, because I might get over my writer's block and think of something good.) Sorry if this chapter wasn't really funny, (it was more cute than funny)

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