ANNOUNCEMENT! I am so sorry everyone!! It took me forever to finally get enough time for me to get on and update this! I APOLOGIZE!!! GOMEN NASAI MINNA-SAN!!! Well, onto the opening skit and the story!
AKN: It took me forever to get back here, I wonder how everyone is doing. -looks up at house, sees sign- Hmm? What could this be?
Gone to Caribbean! Back in six months!
P.S. AKN, we took the house keys
AKN: NOOOOOO!!!!
"Hnn..." Mihiro groaned as he rolled over underneath his covers. Mihiro had partially woken up in a very big, very comfortable bed that was quite toasty and smelled greatly of roses. Now, of course, good things always end. Especially if Mihiro is experiencing them; then they seem to have a really bad down side.
There was this really annoying wind blowing in his ear, and it wouldn't stop. So, he rolled over. The smart thing any half-asleep kitsune would do. It stopped, but then the bed shifted and the blowing commenced. Okay, he was really aggravated now. It had to be at least five in the morning; any sane person would be sleeping. Oh, wait, he was in the Tsukino shrine; where normalcy and sanity is basically a giant group of people who barely know each other living together under the same roof. The blowing stopped as a deep male voice chuckled into his ear, causing it to twitch in protest.
"That's it...!" Mihiro grumbled, and he flipped over quickly, pinning his tormentor beneath him with their hands above their head. Mihiro still had his eyes closed, being that he was still about two-thirds asleep. He leaned down and lay across his assailant's chest, beginning to fall asleep again.
"How can you sleep and keep an iron grip on me at the same time? You're quite odd." purred the mystery male from beneath Mihiro. Mihiro sat up a bit and blinked groggily.
"What--?" Mihiro gasped out as he was flipped and pinned beneath the assailant. His own move was used against him. Mihiro forced himself to wake up and looked up into his attacker's face. Said attacker had molten golden eyes and silver hair that went down to his lower-back. He was at least eight feet tall, with two triangular fox ears on top of his head, which twitched playfully. Mihiro's ears twitched in response as he noticed the long silver tail switching back and forth from behind his attacker.
"Aren't you going to say 'Hello'?" asked the kitsune with a mischievous smirk on his handsome features. Mihiro pouted up at him; not really in the mood to play a teasing game.
"No. I want to sleep. I'm tired, so go away." Mihiro said. The kitsune raised a thin silver eyebrow at him.
"Don't you want me out of your bed? You don't even know who I am. Are you sleep-deprived? Or do you just have low blood pressure in the morning?" questioned the bigger kitsune. Mihiro grumbled something incoherently and began to fall asleep again. It was silent for a few moments.
"Who the hell are you and why are you straddling my waist you pervert?" said a deadly voice from Mihiro's slightly still form. The bigger kitsune laughed heartily and looked down at Mihiro.
"I am the great thief Youko Kurama, and I am here because I'm bored. I thought you might like to do something entertaining." Youko purred seductively into the smaller kitsune's ear, which twitched again in response. Mihiro's eyebrow twitched in annoyance as he opened his eyes.
"Let me think about this...No." Mihiro said; closing his eyes once again. Youko pouted. Then an evil smile came across his face.
"You know, with your hair down, you look a lot like a woman. Are you sure you're not gay?" Youko asked with a serious tone. Mihiro snapped his eyes open.
"Please don't tell me that you're gay and that you're going to molest me. I did not come here to be molested. Damn it, I just came to sleep! Wait--why aren't I in my bedroom? Where the hell am I!?" Mihiro suddenly began to panic and shift underneath the larger kitsune. Youko smirked down at Mihiro, and leaned in a little too close for comfort.
"Ma ma, don't be scared. I'll be gentle, promise." This was the last straw for Mihiro. He did the only thing he could think of.
"Kurama! Hiei! Alicia! I'm being molested! Help me!" Mihiro cried; then proceeded to bite Youko on the crook of his neck since that was all he could think of. Youko let go of one of his wrists and grabbed the wound, wincing slightly.
"You didn't have to give me a hickey, you know I'm yours." Youko growled seductively; unfortunately it was wasted on his panicking prey. Then Hiei and Seki burst into the room. Youko turned and looked at them, growling slightly in anger. How dare they interrupt his fun?
"What the hell do you think your doing Youko? What the hell happened to red?" Hiei questioned. Youko smirked in response and leaned down, rubbing his cheek protectively against Mihiro's. Mihiro slapped Youko with his free hand. Youko growled playfully and recaptured both of his wrists in one hand. His other hand began to work the first buckle of Mihiro's shirt. Seki growled defensively and tackled Youko off of Mihiro, both landing on the floor on the other side of the bed. Mihiro jumped off of the bed and threw himself at Hiei, who in surprise, hugged him reflexively. Mihiro put his arms around Hiei's neck and hid his face in Hiei's shirt, still a little shaken by what happened.
"Don't worry; I won't let him do anything to you...?" Hiei said gently as he rubbed comforting circles on the smaller boy's back. In his mind, the thoughts of 'What the hell am I doing? What the hell was that stupid fox doing?' were running around at 100 miles an hour. He had seen Kurama do it before, and it seemed that he was doing it right. The sounds of a fist fight were heard from the other side of the room. Mihiro took a shaky breath of air, and then looked at Hiei.
"I'm sorry, it's just...I was so sure he was going to rape me...Argh! I hate being weak." Mihiro mumbled the last part into Hiei's shirt. Hiei patted Mihiro's back when Alicia walked in.
"What happened?" Alicia asked as she surveyed the fist fight. Then her eyes fell on Hiei and Mihiro. She walked up and tapped Mihiro on the shoulder. He looked up at her as tears finally made their way down his pale face. Alicia hugged him, and he mumbled something into her shoulder.
"What happened here Hiei? Mihiro's in shock." Alicia demanded. Hiei had to concentrate so that he wouldn't start running for the hills.
"Youko tried to molest/rape him. Seki and I saved him before he could get him naked though." Hiei replied, noticing as Mihiro shuddered against Alicia and elicited a few sniffles.
What happened to the arrogant Mihiro from earlier? Hiei had the sneaking suspicion that Mihiro had split personalities.
"Why the hell is this 'Youko' here; we never invited him in."
"In a way, yes you did." Youko's voice came from the other side of the room. Mihiro turned Alicia so that she was between him and the larger kitsune.
"What do you mean?"
"I share a body with the redhead. While he was sleeping, I thought it might be nice to take a little stroll, when I noticed that I wasn't the only one in the bed. Seemingly when Mihiro passed out, he was put in a room with one of the healers to make sure that if he needed anything he wouldn't have to go far. It just happened to be Red's room that got commissioned, so I thought I would play with him a little."
"Messing with people like that is rude; and not taken too kindly around this place. I suggest you apologize or regret what you have done you foolish hentai." Alicia said as icy silence enveloped the room. Youko's smirk softened.
"I truly did not mean to scare you so badly Mihiro. I was only playing with you." Youko said almost pleadingly to the form hiding behind Alicia.
"I-I...! You just scared me a bit and I couldn't remember where I was. And waking up with you on top of me did not help the situation; believe it or not." Mihiro said as he glanced from around Alicia.
"I suggest you return control to Kurama now."
"Oh, I am. My fun has ended on a bit of a bad note, and Red's waking up. See you around, and I am sorry." Youko said. His hair began to have streaks of red in it; and he soon shifted in front of the room's eyes. Kurama opened his dark green eyes and looked at Mihiro.
"I'm so, so sorry Mihiro, I don't know how to ever make it up to you. I didn't know that Youko could take control while I was sleeping, and I did doze off..." Kurama flustered a bit as he looked for the right words to say. Mihiro, having now regained his composure, smiled brightly at the flustering red-head, who stopped talking and watched the smaller kitsune.
"I don't mind now, I was just incredibly freaked out by that, if you can guess by the reaction I was having. I'm sorry to be a bother, but do you mind if I go back to sleep? I'm still rather tired from getting my memories back." Mihiro replied, holding onto Alicia so that he wouldn't collapse from exhaustion. Kurama smiled and nodded.
"Sorry to interrupt, but what do we do about Seki? He's been out cold for a few minutes now." Hiei interrupted. Everyone turned and looked at the lifeless body of Seki on the ground, which twitched every few seconds. Alicia sighed and her and Hiei both lifted Seki up and carried him off to his room. Mihiro was left leaning against the bed with Kurama.
"Would it be easier for you to sleep in here since you're so weak?" Kurama asked, noticing the shape the smaller kitsune was in. Mihiro nodded quietly.
"Also...I like the scent of this place. I like your scent as well; it reminds me of a lot of pleasant things that I had forgotten from years of painful memories, we used to have a garden that had some of the most beautiful roses with such a wonderful smell! It brings up many good memories for me that I had thought I had forgotten...! I'm sorry, I'm rambling aren't I?" Mihiro said looking up suddenly. Kurama just smiled and shook his head, and then helped Mihiro to get covered back up.
"If you ever want to talk to anyone, I'm always willing to listen. Youko is too, he's just a little arrogant sometimes. He really is sorry about what he did though." Kurama said sincerely.
"It's alright. Just the last time I woke up with someone on me like that, it was my sister trying to kill me. I forgive you Youko. I forgive both of you." Mihiro yawned softly at the end of the sentence and Kurama chuckled. He walked over and turned out the light, then went to leave the room. He paused at the doorway and looked back towards the bed.
"Thank you very much. My shift is over for now; I believe it's now Hiei's turn. Please excuse me while I go find him."
AKN: -pant,pant- Finally, after I got caught in that typhoon while in a fishing boat surrounded by sharks, I have made it to the Caribbean! I plan to get my crew back!
Mihiro: -walks by, stops whistling, looks at AKN- ...SHE FOUND US!! HOLY ----!!
AKN: YOU HAVE A TAN!! HOLY ----!!
Youko: AKN, How have you been?
AKN: You have a tan too? Wow, you guys look hot...
Kurama: Ah, AKN! I'm glad you made it, I wanted to tell you, but the others ducktaped Mihi-chan and I to our airplane seats.
AKN: I'm just glad to know that someone wanted to tell me... Ooh! Kurama, you have a tan too!
Mihi-chan: Look! I have one too!
AKN: Mihi-chan, no matter what, you look like a girl...
Mihi-chan: D-demo...I'm wearing swim trunks and I have a flat chest!
Mihiro: I'm a witness, we're the same person. I'm the reason why he has perfectly chiseled muscles.
Hiei: You have been training with me of all demons.
AKN: Hiei...you're actually wearing something other then your cloak... and your tan!! Wow, you guys are so hot... wait, where is Yu-chan and Kuwa-baka?
Kurama: -sweat drop- Well, they kinda fell out of the plane by accident...
-Youko and Mihiro snort-
DDL: -snore- Must...review...gurgle...