Ok, fresh from two hours of work, I am now ready to start Chapter four of One Boy; Three Souls. Yeah, I do need a proof reader, but I don't know anyone who is willing to do it, nor has anyone volunteeres(hint hint)
Yeah, the cross was Kirby, couldn't think of any good cross for the chapter, but i have a decent one here. It's from a great series. First, a few notes.
Renji: YTeah, it wasn't till I was halfway writing the last chapter did I realise the same thing. It is indeed Howl, Zabimaru. I should double check my ccrossovers next time.
I am most likely gonna go for the Sakura/Ino thing, but tghe relations won't bloom till much later in the story. Probolly the chunnin exams or later. As for the crossovers, well, let's just say that I have the perfect plan for the Inuyasha cross. You're gonna love it! And as one guy said it, I'll try to put in crossovers that fit what I'm doing instead of just having them randomly appear.
OK, well, I have been having a lot of trouble with this chapter. Writers block for ever.
Well, I would like to thank my beta Caysuna for fixing my spelling/grammer up. I would like to thank the other offers for being my beta, but for now I only need just one. If I ever need another or a replacement in the future, I'll let you know. Hopefully I won't.
Well, let's start!
"Oh Naruto-kun. Please, take me..." Sakura approached Naruto in the forest. She was wearing a transulcent nightgown, and only wearing panties underneath, and even those were very skimpy. He could almost see everyything on her. It was the happiest moment of his life.
"I love you Sakura-chan." He he leaned in to kiss her soft beautiful lips.
"Naruto...wake up." He pulled back very confused.
"Huh? What do ya mean?" Suddenly he found himself being pulled from the world and shoved rather forcefully in his room.
"Damn it "he cursed to himself as he went to go back to sleep. But as he closed his eyes, he saw a figure in front of his bed.
"Naruto-kun" He reached for his lamp, also noticing that his clock read 3:26AM. He welded his eyes shut as the light made him momentarily blind. Adjusting to the light, he blinked as he saw the figure in front of him.
"Sakura-chan?" He rubbed his eyes. This had to be another dream. Sakura leaned over, pinching his cheek. He winced a little from the pain.
"This isn't a dream you silly boy. But I bet I was in it, you pervert." She taunted him in a seductive voice. His nose started to bleed a little. "How about we make this a dream come true." With a wink she pulled up her red kimono. He saw her long, smooth legs. His nose started to drip some more. She paused at her waist before revealing her white panties, almost see through. His nose started to gush now. She pulled up the rest of her dress to reveal her small bra over her not so small breasts. His nose exploded as he was sent flying to the floor. He was in heaven. As he recovered, Sakura's head was stuck in her dress. Like if one would take off a shit with a small, neck hole, and the shirt is over the head.
"Naruto-kun, how about helping me out of these annoying clothes, please?" He was very happy to oblidge. He slowly lifted her kimono up, revealing the head of
"Kakashi?" He stood there dumbfounded as the Kakashi-headed Sakura poofed to reaveal a 100 percent Kakashi. He smiled at poor Naruto.
"Yo. You know it is not wise for ninja to have impure thoughts. It tends to make them distracted." As if to prove, or disprove his point, he took out his orange book of Icha Icha Paradise. Currently Naruto was still stunned with the fact that Kakashi seduced him with a simple Henge to realise something. But after a few pages into Icha Icha Paradise, the Copy Nin was interupted.
"Hey! What the hell are you doing in my house at 3:30 in the morning!" Kakashi never looked from his book and responded.
"Finishing chapter 17. If you want I'll let you borrow this when I'm done."
Hey! I'm not some kind of pervert!"
"You know, if I happen to slip and Sakura 'accidently' finds out what you were dreaming, well." He paused, letting it sink in. "I don't think that she'll agree with you." He smiled as Naruto fumed. "Oh, and before I let you get back to yourt erotic dreams, there's a special meeting in the arena tommorrow. I was told to be there by 6, so just to let you know. Caio!" He poofed off to torment/inform his other teammates. He laid back down to bed and resumed his dream of Sakura, though part two was fear based, having him chased by an army of pissed off Sakuras, but he dreamt of her none the less.
It was a few minutes till 9AM when team seven reached the arena (where the third part of the Chunin exams took place) and two teams were already there. The first team consisted of a gruff looking jounin who smokes, a chubby guy who constantly ate chips, a loud mouth girl with long blonde hair, and a lazy genius, who was playing shogi with a kid at the moment. They looked at the second group. It consisted of another smoking jounin. This one had his hair dyed blond and was watching the blond with interest. His team consisted of three guys. An ill tempered mama's boy who also bleached his hair, a shorter guy with longer hair, and one in the middle with short spikey hair. They all were more brawn than brains, couldn't pass a test unless bribed with a date from a busty nurse. The three guys were carring around with thier jounin, seemingly more comfortable in a gang, than as a ninja. Sitting in the stands were a few chunnins and medic ninjas, just in case.
Soon the fourth team entered. A guy with a large coat and sunglasses, a shy girl with white eyes, and a loud boy with a dog perched on his head. They all greeted each other.
"Ino-pig!" Sakura cried
"Forehead girl!" The blond responded. "How's my Sasuke-kun doing?"
"You''re Sasuke-kun? he's mine..." The two argues for quiet a bit. Meanwhile Naruto and Kiba greeted each other.
"hey loudmouth!" Naruto exclaimed loudly
"Look's who talking!" Amkamaru barked as Kiba returned the greeting. They did thier handshake as the four group of genins slowly watched the shogi match. Shikamaru versus a kid in a suit.
"Check" The lazy nin spoke. The kid sat quietly, thinking. He mader his move. The two played thier strategies slowly and surely. Slowly pieces dissiapered as the battle raged on.
"You're no regular kid." Shikamaru examined his opponent. He had a black suit with a bright red bowtie and large glasses that didn't seem to refract the light at all.
"Whaddya mean?" He spoke, not loosing concentration as he made his move.
"Well, your glasses seem to be fake, and your expression says that you are much older than me, not eight." He was greeted with a 'Mmmm' They battled with the occasional check. It seemed like Shikamaru was going to win as he had the rook left while the kid only had a knight(plus thier respective kings) It was a close game, but suddenly, the kid sacraficed his knight to take the rook, ending the game in a stalemate. (NOTE: I have no idea what the hell shogi is, so I used chess terms)
"Good game Shikamaru." The kid held out his hand as the two shook.
"Likewise, Jimmy" He raised his eyebrow as the kid looked shocked. He regained himself quickly and smiled. He waved at the Nara as he left.
"Till we meet again." Shikamaru smiled as he looked forward to thier next meeting. Once the boy was gone, the unknown Joinin stood up.
"All right you punks! It's time to get this party started! As you know, There can only be three teams of genin, and no more. Yet this year, the other teachers must of been really soft" Anko glared at him. "As there are fours teams that have qualified. So today you guys are gonna beat the crap out of each other till someone submits. Go!" The genion sweat srpped as the unruley jounin acted with such energy. Not Gai's 'Power of Youth!' energy, but one that says 'You'r ass is mine!'. Kakashi stepped forward.
"Ok, team 7 and 10 will fight first, followed by the other two. The teams will fight till one submits or the time limit often minutes has passed." With that every one but team 7, consisting of Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura, were facing team 10, which was the InoShikaChou group. They lined up, excited to be fighting, except for Shikamaru, who just looked bored. At the signal, Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Chouji backed up, waiting for thier opponent. Ino and Sakura, however, went for each other right away. They had your traditional cat fight. Slapping, biting, pulling hair. All for thier porecious Saskue-kun's love. They were anything but ninja at this point.The two girls split up after a few minutes of pointless fighting and name calling.
"Bunshin no Jutsu!" Naruto cried out as a dozen Naruto clones appeared on the front line.
"Bakia no Jutsu!" Chouji plumped up into a ball and started to roll around, hitting the clones making them disapeare. Ino threw shurikans at the clones to guide them into the rolling Chouji. Shikamaru stood back, noticing something odd with the bunshins. They were solid, but not completely. He also noticed where shurikens went through parts of some, but others dodged to protect the same location. He also noticed where Chouji hit them.
"Aim for the stomach." He ordered. This shocked the three. He could instantly tell of Naruto's Bunshin weakness. This was no easy task as Team Seven used thier newly aquired teamwork to defeat thier foes. Sakura protected the boys from Ino's shurikans with her own. Sasuke went on to fry Chouji, but only resulted in a flaming ball of death instead of just a giant ball that could hurt and Naruto did his best to over welm Chouji with his bunshins. The three, busy with thier self assigned tasks, failed to notice Shikamaru's changing expression as he stood up and walk towards the group. They also failed to notice a long shadow interwine between others to connect with the only Naruto shouting jutsus. But Sakura noticed Naruto charging Sasuke with a kunai drawn, rushing for the kill.
"Sasuke-kun!" The kunoichi yelled as she was stabbed in the stomach by the kunai, not quite deep enough to be fatal, but deep eough to draw blood, and lots of it. Shikamaru paled briefly as he aimed for Sasuke's side with enough force to send him flying, but realised that he was being fought back with enormous chakra. As several senarios passed in his minds, most resulting in more injury, he started to decrease his hold on the jutst before the force of it causes the girl's death.
"Katon: Housenka no Jutsu!" Sasuke used this distraction to launch several fireballs at the opposing team. This served a few purposes. First of all, the light from the fire balls dimisnished the shadows voiding out Shikamaru's attack. The second purpose was a direct attack on Ino and Shikamaru. Though the damage was minimal, it was enough for Chouji to dispell his meat tank jutsu and rush to his comrads. The third, and primary purpose, was to get Chouji out of his meat tank jutsu so the remaing two Naruto bunshins, in the guise of shurikans on the ground, could pop up and punch Chouji, dazing him for a while.
Though battered, burnt, stabbed, broken, torn, mangled, and essentially thrashed, Team 7 looked on in victory as the slightly singed Chouji slowly regainded from his nasty head ache. All were tired and had depleted chakra reserves, yet the fight was still on. Resuming formation, they eyed each other when the anti-clamatic bell rang.
"Good fight teams. Not go rest up or something. The second match will begin shortly." Kakashi lazilly said as Sakura was tended by the medic. Naruto looked at his teammates and smile. Thier teamwork sure improved alot since the test two days ago.
"... and some of my best friends are on here." Kakashi sadly explained how missions can fail if you don't cooporate as a team. A few minutes passed in silence as the four payed respects to the fallen heros named on the stone. "Well, that's all for today," They sweat dropped. After four hours of waiting, they got a lecture on teamwork and that's it. "Be sure to meet back at the bridge the same time tommorrow. And don't be late." With that he vanished. The three were about to split up in thier seperate ways when Sasuke spoke up.
"Baka."
"Teme?" Naruto answered. It was a strange friendship, but a friendship nontheless.
"Pulled that one out of you ass, didn't you?" Naruto gave a puzzled look. "You're explanation yesterday."
"Oh yeah. Well, I just remembered something about there can only be three genins on a team, not two. Why did you help me anyway?"
"Help you?" He scoffed. "I just couldn't let you have all the fun, now could I? And it looked like you needed someone to show you how real taijutsu is done." the Uchia smirked.
"Only cause Sakura-chan helped you." Sakura beamed at being recognized for helping Sasuke, even if it was by Naruto. She was about to pipe up befoore interupted by Sasuke.
"Exploiting the openings others create.."
"...In order to sucessfully reach a common goal." Naruto finished, as if reading his mind. The pair smirked beofre splitting up to do thier daily activities. Sakura stood dumbfounded for a bit before stalkling, errr, following Sasuke.
The team of three boys, whose names were revealed via fighting about stupid things, Entered squared up with Team 8. Fujiyoshi, the tall one, faced Hinata, Marai, the mama's boy, faced the Kiba/Akamaru duo while Kusano faced Shino. With the six on the feild, Thier jounin came to the center.
"OK brats, time to kick some ass! Banzai!" He pulled out a gong and...gonged it to start the match. Unlike the first one, this match was fairly decisive. Kusano attacked Shino with taijutsu with decent skill at first, but quickly became sloppy as his energy and chakra got drained. Though the other genin couldn't see it, Shino sent his bugs to absorb and disrupt Kusano's chakra. He couldn't have the others learn of his moves too soon, in case they ever need to fight.
Mirai's battle with Kiba was more interesting. They were on par taijutsu wise, but Marai started to suck with a few flirtacious comments about his mom from Kiba. He delt a few good blows before having Akamaru help finish him off. Unlike Shino, Kiba had no qualms about showing off his new move, the Juujin Bunshin. With Akamaru turning into Kiba's clone, how ever unstable the move was, it was able to be held long enough to finish Marai off with a knock out punch.
The third pair was the most one sided one, but caught Naruto's attention the most. He watched as Hinata's Jyuken sent chakra out of her palms to damage the person directly. He watched as Hinata destroyed the inexpeierenced genin to-be while Kakashi explained briefly on the Byakugan and it's abilities.
This got Naruto thinking about the various uses of chakra. It is used to form jutsuus, it can attach you to surfaces you other wise would fall off of, and it can directly damage someone. But could there be more uses? Naruto continued to ponder as he absentmindedly released chakra in his hand to play with it. It seemed to naturally swirl from coming out into his palm before slowly disipating into the air. He let it flow for a while before he heard the Kakashi spoke again. Apparently the match was decisively over.
"Well, we reached a conclusion that Team 3 is the looser." This was met with a 'Hey!' by the other jounin. "So while they go back to school, the rest of you will begin your genin missions tommorrow at 7AM sharp. Remember, it is crucial that a ninja is always on time." Team 7 and the Jounins sweat dropped at his statement as Kakashi telaported away.
Kurenei and Asuma left with thier teams as the ex-Team 3 left as well, arguing amongst themselves.
"Oh well, I should of known you three were loosers."
"Hey! Maby if you taught us something instead of playing games during our test we would of learned something!" Kusano retorted angrilly.
"What ever. You three would just get in my way. I have a hot date tonight, right Mirai?" He nudged his student Mirai.
"How many times to I have to tell you, stay the hell away from my mom!" The four continued to endlessly bicker about something or other, not seeming to care wether or not they just wasted thier whole life training to be a ninja only to be failed.You'd think that this would get some people down.
Team 7 walked in silence to thier seperate destinations, though in the same general direction. But before Naruto parted off to his favorite ramen stand, he confronted his teammate.
"What's with nearly killing me?"
"You're too stupid and weak to know when you are supposed to die." Sasuke replied. Roughly translated, he said "You wouldn't die that easily"
"Can't say the same for your human sheild." Naruto took a shot at Sakura, who took it as a compliment. Sasuke smirked as they parted ways. Slowly, a bond was forming between the two, one he was looking forward to break.
Woot, well I finailly got to finishing and uploading this chapter. Believe it or not, but this chapter has a purpose to it. It seems that our Naruto seems to of taken an interest in the young Hyuugan. Well, her teqnique at least. This was the easiest way to do it so yeah. Banzai!
Bum bum buuUUuuum Well, after excruciating hours and plenty of D2, I have finished it. I hope you like it. Next chapter. Cats, crack, and the ninja way of life