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-Recap-

Go on Naruto, Show us your proof that Sakura likes you." Neji said. He had a lisp.

"Okay here it is." Naruto said, pulling the small girly diary out of his orange jacket. The three other boys crowded around him so they could see the diary.

"Open it! Open it!" Chouji said impatiently, hopping up and down, still eating potato chips.

"Ok, ok! Geez!" Naruto said, opening the diary to the page about his eyes.

Jan 26, 06

Dear Diary,

Did I ever mention how beautiful Naruto's blue eyes are? I mean I'm not gay or anything, but I mean, come on! Those eyes are so blue I feel like I could fall into them!

Silence. More silence. Shikamaru, Neji, and Chouji took a step back from the book they were crowding around. All three of them had a look of horror and shock on their face. Well except Shikamaru. He had a satisfied look on his face as he once again leaned back on his foot, staring into the sky.

Naruto looked at the shocked (and utterly relaxed and unaffected) looks on the boys' faces and smiled triumphantly. Ha! In your face! Sakura does like me and there's nothing any of you can do about it!

"See? I told you she liked me!" Naruto said, his voice blaring annoyingly. He was about to start bragging, when Shikamaru spoke up.

"You idiot." He said calmly, looking down at the short blonde with a smirk. Naruto's eyes met his. Naruto's face looked hurt for about a second before switching to "rawr" mode.

"Who are you calling an idiot?" Naruto snapped. "Sakura likes me and you're jealous!"

"No, she doesn't like you," Shikamaru said, flatly. "Idiot." (Think of the way Ansem from Kingdom Hearts says "One who knows nothing can understand… Nothing" and you'll know how Shika is saying this)

Naruto just glared at him. If looks could kill—well actually, Naruto has such a cute looking face with the blue eyes and all, Shikamaru would be quite tickled… not feeling pain. Hmm oh well. Anyway, Shikamaru continued his statement.

"I know that she doesn't like you because Naruto…….. this isn't her diary." Shikamaru said ever so calmly, shifting his weight onto his other foot. He pocketed his hands and continued. "It's Sasuke's." He started walking away, not even waiting for a response from the three boys, eyes wide with shock. "I always knew that Uchiha brat was a queer." Shikamaru disappeared from sight.

Naruto just stood there, thinking about what all this meant.

"Well, that's the last time I ever listen to a word Naruto says." Neji said, turning around. "That's Sasuke's diary? What kinda disturbing smack is that?" He walked off. Chouji nodded in agreement, and followed him, hoping that maybe he would buy him another bag of Lay's.

Naruto just stood in the very spot where he showed the three boys the diary. Frozen. Frozen with a look of absolute horror on his face. (Think the ring) His mind was completely blank, except for one word repeating in his mind. Apocalypse, apocalypse, apocalypse.

5 days later

Kakashi was watching the news. He had just gotten back from his trip to Iceland.

(Bold, underline news reporter)

"Young blond boy went missing about 5 days ago near downtown Konoha (I'm making things up as I go) A huge search party has gone out and we will keep our viewers posted on the status of the operation. Officers believe the young boy, age 12 and by what friends and fellow students have told us he is Uzamaki Naruto was a victim of foul pla—oo scratch that. He has been found on Main Street, in the fetal position, twitching on the ground. Investigators have informed me that he has been rushed to the local mental facility and is now accepting visitors. This is Chu Gum saying, thank you for watching, channel 67 news!"

Kakashi sighed. What now Naruto?

"C'mon Sasuke, wake up!" Sakura said, nudging Sasuke in his side. He was napping on the couch in front of the TV. He slowly opened his eyes and rolled over, facing Sakura squinting at her.

"Why? Where are we going?" He groaned. Sakura grabbed his arm and pulled him up. (Nearly ripping it out of the socket.) Sasuke groaned again, but this time in pain. "Wha?"

"Get up! We're going to go visit Naruto in the hospital!" Sakura said, her hand on her hip.

Sasuke's eyes widened. "Huh? Naruto is in the hospital? When did that happen?" He said, rubbing his eyes. Sakura popped him in the head.

"What rock have you been sleeping under! He's been in the hospital for 5 days!" Sakura said, anger in her voice.

"Well actually—"

"Just get up and let's go!" Sakura said, dragging him to the door.

Oh gosh everyone! I'm soooo sorry for the looooong ass updating! I hope u all enjoy this story still, I was afraid it was getting boring now. Well thanks so much to all of my devoted readers, keeping up with my story and reviewing every chapter! (I love me some reviews! )

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