Authors Note: In this chapter, Naruto is insane and afraid of everything "Not straight" (coughsasukecough). Just thought you should know. lol.

-Recap-

"Ok," Sakura said, looking at the little piece of yellow paper in her hand. "Let's see….. Naruto's room number is 1420," She handed the paper to Sasuke, and started to look around.

"Well, we're close," He said, "We've just passed 1390. 1400, 1410…"

"1420." Sakura said a pleased grin on her face. At least it was pleased until she thought of something very, very, very horrifying. Something that she hoped was only the same hunch she had earlier. Naruto had found Sasuke's diary.

Nevertheless, there was no way she could create a diversion now, and she slowly, reluctantly, reached for the doorknob and turned it.

Sakura slowly walked into the room. Sasuke stayed in the doorway. He isn't he supposed to be insane? I'm sure as hell not going in there.

Sakura scanned the room. It was dark. Naruto laid on his hospital bed, fast asleep. There was a cup of ice water and a bottle of pills labeled "Use to put patient to sleep" next to his bed on a wooden nightstand. Sakura sweat dropped. Their giving Naruto… tranquilizers to put him to sleep!

Sakura started to regret coming. What if he really is nothing like he used to be? She decided not to think about it. Dang, it's so dark in here! I should open those blinds. She moved to the blinds only to find that they were barred. Sakura sweat dropped. Ok… So much for that… She turned to Sasuke, A sly smile creeping on her face. Hmm maybe I can get Sasuke to break the bars for me!

She slowly strolled toward him, arms behind her back. She still had that sly smile on her face. Sasuke raised his eyebrow. That look on her face… What is she up to now?

"Sasuke-kun..." Sakura said in an almost sing song voice. "Can you please pull the bars off of that window for me?" She bent over, tilting her head at him cutely. (Anime style; if you get what I mean)

Sasuke just stood looking at her. He crossed his arms over his chest. Sakura pushed him further. I was sure that was going to work. Well I'll just have to do something different. She walked up to him and grabbed his arm, squeezing it. "After all, you are big and strong and could probably rip those bars right out of the wall with a little chakra."

She flashed puppy dog eyes at him.

Sasuke just shook his head. I am strong enough to rip those out of the wall…But if I do... the hospital-er rehab facility could press charges for damages… but Sakura really wants me too… and she's so cute today… No! I won't be intimidated by her! Never! I'm an Uchiha! I have to be cool, calm, and independent. Of course that didn't last long as Sakura leaned towards him and kissed him—this time on the lips. "Please Sasuke?" Sakura said, her nose only inches away from his own. The closeness made him blush. He could feel his heart speeding up. He looked into her eyes. So full of life, the minty green color of her eyes just made him want to kiss her again. Maybe I have to kiss him again? Sakura leaned towards Sasuke to kiss him again.

"Ok, I'll do it." He said reluctantly. He just wanted her to back off a little. She made him nervous. The color just started returning to his face, and his heart just started beating at a regular pace.

Sakura made a pouty face. "Awww! You didn't let me kiss you again! That's no fun!" She said, the pouty face disappearing as she giggled. Haha, that little statement made Sasuke blush redder than ever!

Anyway, after Sakura took Sasuke's first kiss (which neither have realized), made him blush like a nerd, and made him nervous as hell, Sasuke hesitantly stepped into Naruto's room and walked to the bars on the windows. Appling chakra to his arms, he easily pulled the bars off of the window. He stood dumbstruck as an alarm came on. Loud sirens rang through the room (No Naruto did not wake up through all this) and a red flashing light came down from the middle of the ceiling like a disco ball. Wtf? Sasuke and Sakura froze. What's happening? They both wondered. After a minute of this crazy scene, two uniformed men came in to the room. As they did so, a light shown behind them, making them only shadows. Sasuke covered his eyes. Who are they?

"Ok, put your hands up and— Sasuke?" The voice said. It continued walking towards him. "Is that really you?"

"Yeah boss, that's definitely him." The other man said, walking a little ways behind the shorter man.

Sakura was still wondering who these people were. Sasuke knew instantly. He hopped in front of Sakura and backed her up against a wall.

"Itachi! What are you doing here!" Sasuke hissed. Sakura just stood there. After all Sasuke was in front her, so she IS protected right?

"ME? I should be asking you the same question, foolish—," He said. Kisame finished his sentence.

"Little brother." Kisame said, going into a Rock Lee type pose. He was so proud of himself. He just finished his master's sentence! Confetti!

"Good shark… thingy." Itachi said, petting Kisame. He threw him a cookie.

"Anywho, I'm here because I'm this place's security." Itachi said. He looked around. "Doesn't look like there's anything wrong here though." He started walking out, pulling Kisame by the collar. "So we're off." He continued out the door and then stopped. "By the way, I saw you two's romantic little kiss…" He cackled as he finally walked completely out of the room and down the hall. His laughter could be heard all the way at the front desk.

Sasuke stepped off of Sakura, who was nearly crushed against the wall.

"Uhh, anyway… I'm gonna open these blinds because it's so dark in here." Sakura stepped around Sasuke who was still awestruck. She pulled the string of the blinds and light flooded in. It took her eyes a while to get adjusted. She looked at Naruto, who started to stir. He slowly opened his eyes. The light blinded him. He sat up, covering his eyes.

"THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!" Naruto said his pupils slowly becoming dark slits while his irises turned a deep blood red. "I'M MELTINIG!" He wailed, flailing his arms violently. Sasuke just stared at him. Little fangs started growing out of his teeth. Sakura rushed to his side, a look of worry on her face. She felt his forehead. He was fine. (Mind you though, he's still screaming about melting and flailing his arms.) Sakura decided that maybe she should close the blinds.

After doing so, she came back to Naruto. He had laid down and was staring up at her warily. Sakura was really worried. His eyes, still red, did not have the usual bubblyness and where very dull looking.

"Naruto…" She said quietly, almost in a whisper. "How long have you been without light?" Naruto looked up at her feebly.

"Sakura….." He said. His voice was shaky. "Come closer…"

Sakura leaned in, closer to poor boy.

Instantly, Naruto's fangs sucked back up into his head, his silted pupils went back to regular and his eyes went back to the usual cerulean blue.

"Oh, only about half an hour." He said brightly, smiling at her. Sakura felt like she had been slapped in the face. She would have hit him if she wasn't so happy that he was actually ok.

Naruto sat up, still looking at her. He didn't realize Sasuke was standing right there.

Sasuke walked over to the other side of Naruto's bed.

"Ahem…." He cleared his throat. Naruto diverted his attention from Sakura to greet Sasuke.

"Oh hi Sasu—," Naruto started. He then remembered the very thing that brought him here. Sasuke and Sakura watched with raised brows as he froze and drool started coming out of his mouth. Naruto was spinning around the void of light and dark, with pyreflies soaring around him. The disembodied souls were turning inside and out, showing their insides. Subliminal messages were swirling around in his head. (Like the one in Brittney Spears song, "Hit me Baby One More Time" if you play part of it backwards it says "Sleep with me I'm not too young" lol.) Anyway, back to Naruto. The pyreflies moaned and screamed in agony. Naruto joined in with the screaming. "DEATH! DESPAIR! MISERY!" He wailed. The pyreflies danced around his head, screaming and playing with him. A vortex opened in the black tunnel he was falling for eternity in. The pyreflies pulled him into the vortex and it took him into a meadow. He stood on the green, flowered grass and looked around at his surroundings. There was a small lake, green, red, purple, blue, and yellow flowers littering the grass, and mountains all around him. Some were covered with snow. It was so beautiful, a little tear rolled down Naruto's cheek. He didn't wipe it away, but let it slowly roll down his face and on to the ground. He watched it as it fell. It fell in slow motion. After a while of just standing there in the beauty, a voice called to him.

"Naruto!" The voice said. Naruto instantly looked up. That's Sakura's voice!

He turned to see her, arms open, running to him across the meadow in slow motion. She had tears of joy in her eyes. He too had tears in his eyes, as he ran towards her.

"Oh Na-ru-to!" Her voice warped, and became deeper. Her red dress thing slowly warped into a navy blue shirt and her shorts turned into a pair of khaki ones. Huh?

Soon Naruto found him self running towards Sasuke! He couldn't stop, due to the slow motion. Sasuke was running with his arms out, ready to grab Naruto.

"Naruto!" He yelled to him, and finally they met up in the middle of the meadow. Sasuke grabbed Naruto around the middle and hugged him tight. Naruto screamed bloody murder.

"But…. But… SAKURA! WHERE'S SAKURA! I'M IN NEED OF A GIRL!" He tried to pry Sasuke off of him. Sasuke just held him tighter. He brought his face into Naruto's, shaking his head, making their noses rub together.

"Silly Naruto, Sakura is gone. It's just you and me." He said, in a cheerful, yet horribly scary voice. Again, Naruto screamed bloody murder.

-Outside of his mind-

"What's wrong with him, Sasuke?" Sakura said, watching as Naruto jerked and drooled.

"I don't know, but it kinda looks like he's having a seizure…" Sasuke said calmly.

"Well, what should we do?" Sakura said.

"I don't know," Sasuke shrugged. "Let's watch."

"Ok!" Sakura pulled out popcorn and a drink for them to share. Sasuke looked at her with a raised eyebrow.

"You are gonna get me a different straw than yours right?" He said. He sweat dropped as Sakura shook her head no.

So that's what they did. They spent the day watching Naruto drool, jerk, scream, mutter things, and twitch.

-Inside Naruto's mind-

The hours he spent in this bit of shock were spent being cuddled, kissed, nuzzled, groped, squeezed, and disturbed by a un characteristically gay Sasuke. Poor Naruto.

Hey everyone! ok, this was a long chapter now, is everybody happy? lol, Don't worry, I'm not gonna make Sasuke gay, He was only gay in Naruto's very disturbed mind. I hoped you enjoyed this chapter. (I sure did.) By the way, if anyone has any ideas on how i should end the story please tell me. I'm having hella writers block. Thanks!

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