Author's Note: Well everyone I guess this is the end of Fuzzy Pink Diaries. This ending is really random, but if you like Itachi as much as I do I think you'll like lol.

-Recap-

"Well, we better be getting back huh?" Sasuke said, changing the subject, "It's almost dark." Sakura obliged and held his hand as they made their way home.

After climbing through the second floor window, do to the fact that they lost the house key, the two made their way to their bedrooms.

Itachi awoke late in the afternoon. He slowly and groggily rolled over and put his feet on the floor to stand up. He quietly walked out his bedroom door and down the hall to the bathroom, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. He yawned loudly as he got in the shower, thinking of what he should do with his completely boring day. Hmmm… I wonder what my foolish little brother is doing today… maybe I'll go and reek some havoc. He cackled about as he stepped out the shower and grabbed his towel. He brushed his long, black hair in to the usual style and walked back to his room to get dressed.

After he got dressed, he called for his accomplish.

"Kisame!!" He called. He heard a scurrying noise as his slav- er, assistant arrived at his door.

"I am here now, Itachi-sama." He said firmly. Itachi turned around and strode towards him casually. He smiled evilly.

"Today, Kisame, we're going into to town to bother my little brother and his new found girlfriend." Itachi laughed at his sentence. His little brother!? With a girl!? Hahahahah!

Itachi led Kisame out of the house and they made their way to Sasuke's house.

Meanwhile

Sasuke sat across from Sakura at the kitchen table. Naruto and Kakashi sat around the table too. I'm surprised they let Naruto come home. He was insane just yesterday and now he's home!? How crazy is that? Sasuke thought, glancing up at the three other people sitting around the table. The three were eating their breakfast quietly, and Kakashi was reading the morning paper. Sasuke on the other hand, was too lost in his thoughts to eat. He kept glancing up at Sakura, who was busy trying to force the ketchup out of a bottle to put onto her eggs. He had to suppress a smirk/smile as he watched Naruto try to help his "beloved" get the ketchup out of the bottle. He ended up hitting the bottle too hard and squirting it all over Sakura. She let out a shriek, grabbed the bottle and whacked Naruto over the head with it and stormed up the stairs. Naruto sat holding his head and yelling apologizes that would never be heard. After that little amusing show, Sasuke went right back to what he was thinking about. Today, I have to tell Sakura how I really feel. I need to tell her how much I like her now before she finds someone else. I have to find a time when she's completely alone though. And then a realization hit Sasuke like a truck. She's upstairs! I could go up there right now and say so! He quickly stood up, to Kakashi and Naruto's surprise, and ran up the stairs. He hurried down the hall until he was standing in front of Sakura's door. He could hear her muttering about the ketchup stain and how she was going to kill Naruto if the stain never came out. He took a deep breath, and knocked on the door.

"Who is it!??" Sakura yelled a little anger in her voice. Her anger made Sasuke lose all the courage he had mustered.

"Ah, um, it's Sasu-"He was cut off as he heard a crash in her room. He could hear her yelling curses.

"Ahh!!! Who the hell are you!?" She screamed at the intruder. Sasuke stormed in. To his horror, he found his older brother, standing next to Sakura.

"Itachi!!" He hissed. "Why the hell are you here?" He narrowed his eyes at Itachi. Kisame had just hopped through the broken window to join Itachi.

Itachi just smirked. "I'm not here to cause problems if that's what you think." He said in a suspicious voice. "Me and Kisame just came to… uhh… well I don't really know actually, we were just bored."

"Get out of here!!!" Sasuke said, lunging towards his brother. Itachi stepped out of the way and laughed as his little brother let out a yell as he flew through the window, breaking the glass. Shimmering shards of glass settled onto Sakura's carpet.

"Hmm, well that's gonna need to be fixed." Itachi said with an evil smirk. He turned to Sakura, who was in a ketchup covered white shirt, dark blue jeans, and her up in a bun.

"You're Sasuke's girl aren't you?" He asked. Sakura looked up at him with wide eyes. He's better than looking as Sasuke! She had only seen him twice before and even then she hadn't been able to see his face as clear as she could now.

"Well, actually no I'm not..." She said nervously. He's breathtakingly hot… "I just blackmailed him into spending time with me."

Itachi smiled once again. "Ahh, blackmail. I like that." He scanned her room with careful eyes. "Hmm, looks like a nice place. Mind if we stay here a bit?"

"Um, sure. It's no problem Uchiha-sama." Sakura said. Itachi nodded and gestured to Kisame as he walked out of the room.

Itachi and Kisame made their down the hallway. Itachi couldn't help but smirk yet another time. I can tell that my little brother does actually like that girl. Ha, he's so dumb, falling for someone who blackmailed him! Hmmm… that gives me a great idea. I'll toy with his feelings! Itachi threw his head back and let out a cackle.

Kisame, who was walking next to him, spoke up, in a perky voice.

"Whatcha laughin' about Itachi?" He said, glancing at Itachi.

Itachi snapped out of his little cackle and straightened up.

"Oh, uh, nothing Kisame." He said quickly. "It's just that I've thought of a great plan for today's havoc reeking."

Kisame smiled happily, hopping up and down, clapping his hands like an excited school girl.

"Ooo! Yay!!" He said with a squeal. Itachi shook his head.

"Calm down, Kisame." He said annoyed, "That's truly unnecessary."

Kisame stopped and frowned. He stared down at his feet with watery eyes. Itachi rubbed his temples in frustration. What is he?! Bipolar!!?? Well, now that I've let Kisame know what's up, it's time to initiate the plan. Itachi started down the stairs swiftly. That girl will be coming downstairs soon, I'm sure.

"Come Kisame." He said with a cold voice. "We have work to do."

Sasuke groaned. Where am I? He was lying down in some really dark place. He tried to sit up and groaned in pain. He opened his eyes slowly and felt around. His eyes widened as he realized that he was lying in a bush outside the dining room window. There was glass strewn around him, and he could see Naruto gaping at him through the window and Kakashi staring down at him with a widened eye. Kind of embarrassed and definitely in pain, Sasuke mustered up all his dignity and stood up slowly. I've got to go see what Itachi is up to! He quickly started to limp and wobble to the front door. He rung the door bell and waited. The door started to open slowly and to his horrible surprise, Itachi was standing in front of him, smirking.

"Hello, brother." He said casually. "I see you had a wonderful fall." He grinned evilly as he opened up the door wider and stepped back to let Sasuke in. Sasuke growled as he limped into the house. Kisame was sitting on the couch with Naruto and the two were watching cartoon network. Kakashi sat in a recliner, reading the morning paper. Itachi had already moved from behind him and was in the kitchen, making tea. Sasuke could feel anger pulsing through him. How could they be so damn relaxed!!? My damned evil brother and his psychotic minion are here!!! In the freaking living room no less!! Just when he was gonna start screaming, Sakura started her way down the stairs. She had changed into a brown tank top that had lace at the bottom and sun on the center of it, a short denim skirt, and some black flip flops. Her hair was down to her shoulders. (AN: She grew it out). When she stepped off the final step she looked up at everyone in the living room. Her eyes widened when she saw Itachi in an apron. Wtf!? Itachi was in the kitchen, making tea and cookies. Sakura just stared, until she heard an "Ahem!" coming from near the front door. She turned to see Sasuke covered with brush from the bush he fell into and scraps on his bare knees. To add to that, his wonderful hair was messed up and his shirt was torn. She just stared.

"Wow, Sasuke that looks really painful." She said in a careless voice. "I would help, but your uber sexy brother is in the kitchen in an apron!!" She said enthusiastically, with a grin. She turned around and skipped to the kitchen.

"Uchiiihaaa-saaammaaaa!" Sakura yelled out, in a girly, sing-song voice. "Is there anything I can do to help you with those cookies?" She said sweetly. Sasuke was dumb founded. He stood there with his mouth hanging open, staring at where Sakura had been standing. A couple minutes passed and Itachi and Sakura came out of the kitchen happily, Sakura carrying a tea kettle, and Itachi in his frilly apron with a tray of cookies. Naruto hopped up from the couch and ran to the dining room table where Itachi was putting the tray of cookies. Kakashi was already sitting at the table, his newspaper neatly folded on the coffee table in front of the couch. He was pouring himself a cup of tea. Sakura went into the kitchen to get sugar cubes and cream. She laid them in the center of the table and sat down too. Sasuke just continued to stare in disbelief. My brother is here, in my house, AND he's baking cookies and wearing an APRON!!!?? The madness!! Itachi looked up at Sasuke and smirked.

"Won't you join us brother?" He said, in a fake, sugary voice. Sasuke narrowed his eyes as he slowly made his way to the other side of the table and sat down. Itachi politely passed a napkin to everyone at the table, and took one for himself and tucked it into the top of his shirt, like a bib. Sasuke mouth dropped. He glanced around the table, Naruto was dumping sugar cubes into his tea, Kakashi was eating a oatmeal cookie, Sakura had her head rested on her hands and was gazing... er… lovingly at Itachi, As usual, Kisame was fascinated with his spoon, and Itachi was sipping from his tea.

After looking around the table, Sasuke's mind was full of questions. How can they be so damn calm!? This is my brother who killed his whole clan! SITTING AT OUR DINING ROOM FREAKING TABLE!!! And also, WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT DAMN BIB!? And why is Sakura looking at him like that?! I thought she liked me!

Itachi smirked, looking at all the different emotions going across his brother's face. Foolish little brother, you don't even have a clue how easy it is to read you're face. You never did really master the art of not showing emotions. Haha, first you looked angry, and then creeped out, and now you look pouty, like when you used to beg me for things. He's so jealous! Haha! My plan is working. Muahahahahahahahahah!

Itachi slowly got up from the table, removing the big. "Excuse me, I'm going to go upstairs." He said, and silently picked up his cup and made his way to the sink and then up the stairs.

"Ok, Ita-Sama!" Sakura said in a flirty, trying-too-hard voice. She waved to him. Itachi just smirked, and continued up the stairs. A few minutes later, Sakura also excused herself. She made her way to her room.

After closing her door, she leaped onto her bed, making it squeak. She hugged her pillow tight, smiling. Itachi is so cute! So much cuter than Sasuke! I think I might tell him how I feel! But wait, He's probably way older than I am… Isn't that kind of wrong? Gosh… Well, I'll tell him anyway. I don't really expect him to like me back. I just really need to tell him or else I'll explode! Poor Sasuke though…

Just then, she heard a knock on her door.

I've got to tell Sakura how I feel right now! Sasuke quickly got up from the table and sprinted up the stairs. Naruto glanced at Kakashi.

"What's up with him?" Naruto said, tilting his head.

Kakashi shrugged. "Hmm, maybe… diarrhea?" Naruto shrugged too.

"What ever…."

Sasuke got up to the top of the stairs quickly. He slowly walked to Sakura's room, nervously trying to think of what he would say. As he made his way to her door, he heard voices. (No, not in his head! lol)

"Oh Itachi!" Sakura said, giggling like a little girl. Sasuke pressed his ear up to her door.

"You're so funny, Ita-kun!" Sakura said, still laughing. "Did Sasuke really do that when he was a little boy!?" She said, and Sasuke heard a thump that sounded like she had fallen off her bed with laughter.

"Yes, he really did. He put our mother's bra on his head and said he was neko-boy!" Itachi said, as gleefully as was possible with him. Sasuke's heart felt like it stopped. NOO! My image is ruined! Just by that little story! No one should know those things! I have to stop him before he tells her about my bologna friend! (If you don't know what he's talking about, see my other story, Fun with Oska John)

Sasuke burst into Sakura's room, after it got strangely quiet. He's mouth dropped as he watched his evil brother kissing HIS girl! Well, at least the girl that he wanted. He wanted to scream and run to his room and cry, but since that wouldn't work out to well, he pointed at time, he mouth gaping. By now, Sakura and Itachi had finally moved away from one another, and were looking up at Sasuke, who was still trying to form words. He finally managed to think of something.

"How could you Sakura!!?? For one thing, He's WAY too old for you, and besides, I wanted you!! He's evil! Don't tell me you like him!" Sasuke screamed, maniacally, pulling at his hair.

Sakura's face scrunched up. "Of course I don't like him!!!" Sakura said. Itachi's eyes widened. My plan has failed!?

Sasuke let out a sigh of relief and pointed at his brother. "Ha! She doesn't like you! She-"

Sakura cut him off. "I love him!" She said happily, lunging at Itachi for a hug. Itachi smirked again, looking over Sakura's shoulder and narrowing his eyes triumphantly as he watched his brother break down. Just to put salt in Sasuke's wounds, Itachi wrapped his arms around Sakura's thin waist and hugged her back, whispering an "I love you" in her ear.

Sasuke pointed and screamed after hearing Itachi's words. "YOU… YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY LOVE HER! NEVER!" he said. After Itachi confirming Sasuke's fears, Sasuke slowly slid into a state of shock. He fell, bumping his head on the corner of Sakura's desk, and lost consciousness.

Dream world

Sasuke slowly opened his eyes. He was in a hospital, with an IV in his arm, and several balloons and candy boxes lay on his bed side table. Why am I here? Sasuke wondered. A knock came from the door, and after a few minutes, a nurse quietly stepped into the room. "It's good to see you awake, Uchiha san." She said in a calm, warm voice. She moved to the side of his bed and fluffed his pillows, helping him sit up. "Why am I here?" Sasuke said weakly. The nurse slowly turned to him, shaking her head sadly. "How about you just not think about it ok?" She said, slowly making her way out. "Oh, and by the way, you have visitors." She closed the door behind her. Visitors? Sasuke wondered who they could be. After a few minutes, the door to his room opened, revealing his visitors.

Sasuke's eyes widened. It was Itachi and Sakura. With a kid. TWO KIDS! They all happily walked in, Sakura smiling from ear to ear, and Itachi smirking err, warmly. Sasuke stared in horror. Itachi came to Sasuke's bed side. "I'm glad you came out of that coma, brother. You've been that way for about 4 years. We had almost lost hope!" Sasuke still looked on, in horror. Itachi gestured toward the children. Both came over to him. Itachi picked up the younger girl and set her on the bed. Itachi smiled (for real this time) "This is Yumi, our second child, Sasuke". Yumi smiled at Sasuke. "She's 2 years old. And this is Sasuke, we named him after you, obviously." Itachi said, as he picked up another young child. "He's three."

Sakura leaned over the bed and gave Sasuke a hug. "It's great to see you again, Sasuke." She said. "We have to go though; the kids have to go to a day school, so we'll come visit later." And with that, the happy family of four was gone. Sasuke just stared at the door after they had left. He felt so unhappy. A single tear fell down his face and he laid back down onto the bed to rest.

/End Dream world/

Sasuke woke up very slowly and blinked. He searched the room. He was in a hospital, with an IV in his arm, and he could hear the steady beeping of his heart rate machine. Why am I here? Just as he asked him self that, a nurse entered the room. "Oh gosh! You're alive!?" She said, shocked. Sasuke was confused.

"Why do you say that?" He said weakly. His face dropped in horror as he heard her answer.

"Because you've been in a coma for 4 years." She said, way to calmly and started her way out to go tell the doctor. "Oh by the way, you have some visitors. They go by the names of Itachi Uchiha and Sakura Uchiha." The door quietly closed behind her, and all that could be heard outside of Sasuke's room was loud sobs and screams.

Was that ending too sad? Too weird? Review and tell me, because I really want to know. Sorry it took me so damn long to finish this chapter, I've been busy. (and lazy lol) I kinda sad to see FPD end, but I really enjoyed writing it and I hope you guys did too. I want to thank all of my readers, reviewers and fans! Thanks so much! Hmm, I dont think I have any thing else to say, so over and out!

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