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Get a baguette, hit a Momo, and we all become friends.

Cactus Juice

Katara was going to kill her idiotic brother. Of all stupid things, where in the world did he get cactus juice!

Well she didn't know it was cactus juice, but what else could have Sokka, Aang and Zuko hallucinating in tandem? Thoughts of drowning Sokka and berating the other two for their stupidity were derailed when Toph's questioning voice reached her.

"What's wrong with them?" Katara turned to the approaching girl, an irate sigh escaped her.

Sokka broke out into a song.

"An idiot happened to have cactus juice with him, though I don't know where said idiot got it, or how he managed to get the other two idiots to take some."

Toph blinked in surprise and turned to the three idiots; all of whom had now broken into song while linking arms.

"So they're singing, drugged, in a stream." One eyebrow rose in amusement. "You know Sugar Queen, its times like this I wish I had working eyes."

Aangs voice cracked. Silence reigned for a moment until the other two boys broke out into laughter.

Katara huffed, "We don't know what that stuff is going to do to them, and they should be more serious, and we a have to get moving, its past midday but we can't travel with them in that state."

It was at this point that all three had stumbled out of the stream. Stubbing his toe on a rock, Zuko staggered forward arms flailing for balance, before landing near their food supplies.

"Well. Let's try to get them to not kill each other first. You can drag off Twinkle Toes for… punishment later."

Katara's face heated up at the implication behind the blind girls words. Aang was having animated conversation with Momo's tail and Sokka was twirling in circles before stopping and deciding to worship the 'Great White Mound' that happened to be a sleeping Apa. Zuko was sitting up now, staring at a baguette in his hand.

"I don't know what you're talking about" she said hurriedly.

Zuko made eye contact with disgruntled Momo, whose tail was now gripped tightly by the young avatar. His eyes wandered back to the loaf of bread in his hand.

"Oh", Toph looked amused, "I'm sorry I must be mistaken, Twinkle Toes must run off to the forest for hours every night and come back grinning like an idiot with the third girl in our little troop. "

It was at this point that Zuko stood up and declared war on Momo, brandishing the loaf of bread like a sword. Sokka looked at him wide eyed before grinning and scrambling to get a baguette for himself as the young prince charged forward and though tilting slightly to the left.

Toph looked up at the older girl, her eyebrows arcing suggestively.

Aang let go of Momo's tail in surprise as Zuko's weapon missed spectacularly and smacked him in the face.

"We're not…. we're not doing anything… together… I mean…"

Sokka was off, chasing the annoyed and recently escaped flying lemur, Aang and Zuko stared at each other for a moment, before the young monk took hold of the loaf and tore it in two with each holding one half. Grinning at each other they both made off after Momo, yelling out their respective battle cries and wielding half a baguette apiece.

"Of course you aren't, just practice right, for waterbending of course." Tophs smirk tore Katara from wanting to run and hide in embarrassment, and wanting to defend herself. "Anyway, that's not a conversation for now, Sugar Queen; I think we should go save Momo from the three idiots, he doesn't particularly happy at the moment."

Katara looked at the mentioned idiots, laughing like maniacs and chasing a very irate lemur with loaves of bread held high in the air like divine weapons.

She sighed; it was going to be a long day.

fin.

AN: Just as a small side note, if anyone wants to help me beta these, please say so in a review or on my livejournal, thanks.