The camera pans the computer room. It looks like a tornado hit it. Finally it lands on Mythriel, who is getting herself comfortable in the rolling chair.
She looks up and waves "Oh hello readers of No Matter What! It's I, Mythriel, one of the stars. As you can see I've taken over the story just for this chapter, because i wanted to gossip and send a message out. The Mole Queen is tied up at the moment"
The camera turns to show the authoress struggling in her bonds, her mouth gagged and yet insane mumblings can be heard.
"Well anyway, she was getting the real chapter ready before i barged in here and tied her up. But she needs a little help. It's called CAMEO TIME! Just send her your characters name, evening wear designs, parter name, andwhat you want to look like, and she shall put you in the next chapter with the ball room. Please hurry if you want to be in it, a limited number is selected! Now that that is over, did you see Rex in that last chapter? OMG! Talk about a total hottie! Hopefully he never checks his closet, because i left a huge puddle of drool in there!"
The Mole Queen breaks free of her bonds, and almost pounces on Mythriel "Get those reviews in if you want to be in the chapter! Aaugh!" Mythriel runs for the portal where she came from, and the Mole Queen glares at her retreating form...