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Zuko learns of a coming pair of blessed events, Mai and Toph enjoy the moment.
Pregnancy
"We're pregnant."
"You're WHAT?"
Mai rolled her eyes, "Pregnant, the process in which a woman has a child because of a man. I'm sure you're aware of it."
Zuko could do nothing but stare in utter shock, his mind unable to comprehend what his ears were telling him. One wife perhaps, but Agni saves him, both wives at the same time made him question his chances of surviving the year.
Toph sighed; with a serene grace that did not match her usual stride at all she walked forward took her husbands arm and gently guided him to his seat. He stared at her silently, wearing open disbelief as his eyes tracked her moving to pour a cup a wine and then silently hold it out for him.
Not caring for propriety, he downed it in three quick gulps. His tension began to wane slightly as he observed his wives and tried to reign in his thoughts into a semblance of coherency. His train of thought however, was abruptly interrupted when Toph punched him, nearly knocking him out of his chair.
"WHAT IN BLAZING AGNI WAS THAT FOR WOMAN?"
Completely unfazed by her husbands' anger, the slender woman slipped back around the table to stand next to her wife-sister. Zuko stood behind his desk, looking quite ready to breathe fire down on them, wives or not.
Seeing this, Mai smiled. "I'm expecting twins."
Zuko fainted.
fin
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