WAYS TO ANNOY DAVEY JONES!
SUMMERY: Well, now that you have annoyed Jack in to oblivion, you can try your luck at Annoying good old Davy!
1:
Cut off his beard while he's sleeping.
2: Turn it into sushi.
3:
Offer him some.
4: Refer to his crew as "sea food."
5:
Follow him around, staring at him, with a knife and fork in your
hands. 'Accidentally' call him 'lunch.'
6: Scream "LAND HO!"
every five minutes.
7: Eat his crew. When he gets mad at you for
it, say "I just couldn't help it. They just looked so yummy!"
8:
Make non stop jokes about how he's really just a fish with legs.
9:
Schedule him and Jack to appear on the Dr. Phil show.
10: Buy him
a stress ball.
11: Talk nonstop about how he was "defeated by
a jar of dirt."
12: Call him Squidward.
13: When ever he
threatens you, write down what he says and say "Dr.Phil will
want to know about this."
14: Tell him Al Roker made a much
better Davy Jones than he does ( Al dressed up as Davy for Halloween
on the Today's show).
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