WAYS TO ANNOY WILL TURNER!
SUMMERY! Have you had fun annoying all the other people? If so, this part is for you! Don't forget to use this list as a check list of things to do!
I'm so glad people like this fic so much! Enjoy this part!
1: Talk about what a cute couple Jack and Elizabeth make. Talk at great lenghs.
2: Talk about what a cute couple Jack and Will make. Talk at great lenghs.
3: Buy him a pink necklace that says ' diva' on it.
4: Lure him back to the island with candy and feed him to the canabels. Although, don't really do this one cuz he's so pretty.
5: Talk about what a bad husband he really is, because he really is!
6: Ask him "are you still upset about Elizabeth takeing your necklace-I mean madalion?"
7: Call him Willykins.
8: Read his diary.
9: Stare at him and say " wait a minute! You mean your not a woman?!"
10: Say 'Ya know, you look just like that girly elf in Lord of the Rings."
11: Make him watch Lord of the Rings and see if he notices Legalos.
12: If he threatens to kill you if you don't shut up, put your hand on his shoulder and say "oh, Willy, Willy, Willy..." And then just shake your head sadly never finishing that sentence.
13: Next time he trys to steal a ship with Jack, bust out laughing and say in between bursts of laughter " No, I'm sorry, please continue. Yes your... very... intimedateing! AAAAHAHAHAHA!"
14: Stare at him like this: 0 . o
15: When he yells at you about it, say "Your just so pretty!" And pinch his cheek.
16: Come in to his blacksmih shop, scream "GOOD GOD WILL! WHATS HAPPENED TO YOU?!" and run up screaming to the donkey that he keeps in the shop for some reson.
17: Try to make him sing for you.
18: If he bursts into tears, repeat number 14.
19: Tell him your leaveing, but never actuly leave.
20: Tell him your leaveing. Wait for him to get done celebrateing and thanking God before comeing back and telling him you'll be back in 5 minutes.
END NOTES: I like it! To the nice reviewer who asked me to annoy Tia Dalma, I've been thinking about it, but I just don't have any way to annoy her. Sorry. Next, I'll try Elizabeth, but I'm not makeing any promises.
To who ever asked me to annoy her, why the heck do you hate Elizabeth?!
Anyway, sorry it took so long for me to update, but I've been busy and kinda sick. Also, I'm thinking of starting a Harry Potter fic called 'Lost.' Yes it is a Harry Potter meets Lost fic ( I think those types of fics are called 'crossovers,' but you never know with fan fics!) Anyway, THANK YOU IF YOU REVIEWED AND PLEASE KEEP REVIEWING!!!!!!