"Another run-in with the almighty teacher and you don't even get to get your hands on him? Jim this is so fucked up." Illyria grumbled, tossing the script on the floor and sitting back on the couch as Jamie giggled. "What's so funny?"

"You're just pissed you don't get to see him cane anyone."

"Oh god! He told you about that? Dammit Jim!" Illyria picked up the script, crumbled it up and tossed it at her husband's head, narrowly missing as he ducked out of the way while laughing. "It's not funny." She mumbled, blushing profusely.

"What isn't?" Terry asked, walking into the locker room.

"Asshole there told his sister what him using the cane on people does to me." Illyria explained and Terry started laughing along with Jamie and Jim. "I really hate you all right now."

"Aw come on baby, you love me and you know it." Jim said, sitting down next to her and pulling her in his lap.

"Well yeah, but you didn't have to tell her that ya know?"

"Sweetie he really didn't have to tell me, the camera caught a nice close-up of your reaction to the yell he let out last week."

"Oh...my...GOD!" She exclaimed, burying her face in Jim's neck to hide her embarrassment. "Dammit babe, I warned you that was going to happen one of these times."

"Lyria, baby, they only caught it once." Jim stated and she could tell by his body language that he was trying his best not to laugh.

"Yeah, once until the next time you do something like that again. You know there's a lot of shit that you do that turns me on and most of it starts right out there in that ring."

"Most of it?" He growled in her ear and she poked him hard in the stomach as she shivered.

"I said it starts out there and fuckin' quit the growling with people in the room."

"I swear...is that all you two do?" Kevin teased, walking into the room and kissing Jamie on top of the head.

"Hey, we're newlyweds leave us alone."

"Uh huh and what about before that?"

"Can't be helped when I've got a gorgeous man next to me all the time." Illyria shrugged, biting down on Jim's neck causing him to growl again.

"Now you fuckin' quit it baby, that segment's coming up soon and I don't need to go out there with a raging hard-on." Jim whispered in her ear and the image of that flashed in her mind causing her to laugh so hard she fell off Jim's lap and onto the floor.

"What's so funny?" Jamie asked.

"Your brother doesn't want to..." Illyria's words were cut off by Jim's hand going over her mouth which sent her into another round of laughter. "Okay, okay I won't say a word." She promised when he pulled his hand away. "Sorry Jamie, I'll tell you later."

"The hell you will otherwise I'll hold out on you."

"Okay, that's just not right Jim." Illyria grumbled, getting off the floor and grabbing her bag. "Come on Jamie...you can help me pick out something to wear with my Sandman t-shirt." She said, pulling her sister-in-law by the hand into the bathroom.

"And don't you fucking tell her what I said either Lyria Fullington!" Jim called out after her.

"I won't, I promise!" Illyria called back and closed the door.

"All right...what did he say?" Jamie questioned and Illyria shook her head.

"Can't tell ya, I just promised him I wouldn't...sorry."

"You're no fun."

"So you keep telling me, now help me find something to wear please?" Illyria shoved her bag in Jamie's hands who laughed and began to go through it.

"Here, these will knock him on his ass." Jamie said, pulling out a pair of denim cut-off shorts.

"I was so hoping you'd choose those." Illyria stated, taking the shorts from her and slipping out of her jeans.

"So what are you going to do with your wedding rings?"

"Jim actually wants me to keep them on, he's going to have you hold on to his I think but mine stay." She explained, putting the shorts on and pulling her shirt off. She was about to put her modified Sandman t-shirt on until Jamie gasping stopped her. "What's wrong?"

"What is that?" Jamie asked, pointing to a scar on Illyria's right breast and Illyria giggled.

"Well, you heard on the day that we got married that I slept with Scotty and we explained to you what that whole thing was about. This...this was I believe Scotty's way of never letting me forget that it happened." Illyria said, touching the scar lovingly before putting her shirt on. "I pretty much forget it's there most of the time, it's become like a part of me now...something I'll never forget but it's also something I never want again."

"Baby come on, we gotta go!" Jim yelled, knocking on the door.

"Dammit give me a minute to put my shoes on would ya?" She quickly put on her high-heel ankle boots then opened the door. "Wouldn't have took me so long but I had to explain a certain scar to your sister."

"Oh."

"Yeah, so let's go and get this over with."

"You got your choice baby...go out before my music starts or go through the crowd with me because he's gonna be running off towards the entrance." Jim stated as they walked out of the locker room together with Jamie following them.

"Where's Paulie?"

"Here." Paul Heyman spoke up from behind her and she jumped a little before spinning around to face him.

"Jesus Paulie, you scared the shit out of me! I know my man doesn't get his hands on the almighty teacher tonight but could I?"

"What do you have in mind?"

"Simple, I take a page out of my husband's book and when he starts backing up towards the entrance I'll go out with a cane and crack him across the ass before taking off to the ring with Jim." Illyria explained, looking up at Jim who was smiling evilly.

"I like it, I'll inform Kaye (Striker) of the change so just be careful. Jim give her that cane and I'll have another waiting on you at your entrance...you do know how to use one right Lyria?"

"Yeah, Jim taught me a few years back and he's been teaching me again here lately."

"Good. Oh and congratulations on the marriage." Paul said, hugging her and shaking Jim's hand.

"Thanks Paulie."

"I need to go baby." Jim spoke up and she nodded.

"All right, be careful out there on the guardrails tonight."

"I will. Love you."

"Love you too Jim." Illyria watched as he handed his wedding band to Jamie, playfully threatening her with bodily harm if anything happened to it then he took off towards where he made his entrance.

"Finally getting in on the action huh?" Jamie asked, smiling.

"Yeah, tired of letting him have all the fun." Illyria checked the strings on the kendo stick to make sure they were in the right position so she would cause the least amount of pain on Matt and looked up when she saw him walk by.

"Go easy on me out there tonight would you?"

"Does Jim go easy on the people he's going after?"

"Not exactly." Matt replied, smirking.

"I was trained by him on how to use this thing."

"Oh god." Matt groaned, making his way through the curtain as his music started up and Illyria giggled.

"This is gonna be so much fun."

"You are very evil my dear sister." Jamie stated, laughing.

"Which is one reason your brother loves me." She listened as Matt began putting Jim down again and it wasn't long before his music started up and he made his way towards the ring.

Matt escaped the ring before Jim got there so Jim grabbed the chalk and wrote 'SUX' under Matt's name causing both Jamie and Illyria to laugh. "You see, a big dumb jock taking things to the extreme..." Matt trailed off, allowing the crowd to boo him a minute before he continued. "You, Sandman, just proved my point. Thank you very much." He stood there with his usual cocky grin and Illyria took that as her cue, running full speed out of the curtain and stopping long enough to bring the kendo stick back behind her then forward again, hitting him right across the ass.

Matt screamed in pain and fell to the floor, turning to see who it was and his eyes went wide when he saw Illyria who just winked at him and took off towards the ring as he reached out to grab her but narrowly missed. She slid under the bottom rope and stood up beside Jim who was waiting for her.

Jim wrapped one arm around Illyria's waist as they both lifted their kendo sticks in the air as a salute to the crowd while glaring at Matt who was up and making a hasty retreat to the back. Once he was in the back Jim started laughing as he spun Illyria towards him and grabbed a handful of her hair, pulling her head back until she was looking up into his eyes.

Illyria allowed the kendo stick to fall to the mat and brought her hand up to the side of Jim's face as her other hand went up and pulled his head down into a roughly passionate kiss. ECW went to commercial right then with a perfect close-up view of the wedding rings on Illyria's left hand.