Chapter 3. First Day Surprise Part 1
Wacko: Hi-hi. Me again. How is everyone?
Karen: Everyone is feeling bad, thanx very much.
Wacko: Uh...yea, I thought so. Just wanted to say sorry for not updating. I have...(counting fingers) five reasons why I haven't updated.
Karen: Oh, and what would they be?
Wacko: 1. They deleted my story.
Karen: We already know that, duh.
Wacko: Shut it. Don't interrupt. Let's see, 2. My computer had about 1,000 viruses and the barely cleaned a couple of months ago. 3. I would've done it at another computer but I was super busy and I mean SUPER. 4. When they fixed it, they said that the internet was corrupted so I had to wait until a week ago so they could reprogram it. 5. I uh...kinda haven't been working on the story.
Karen: You WHAT?
Wacko: (sweatdropping) uh yea I haven't written anything.
Karen: Why you little.
Wacko: Wait! I have this chapter ready though and the next one so here goes.
-Fucking idiot. Already ruined my fucking day- Karen thought as she walked to school.
:But better have it ruined now than later, right:
-Yeah, you're right. I should be happy then. Right? I mean come on, it's not like anything is gonna change for me. It's gonna be same old, same old, right-
:Yes, mistress:
Karen walked up to a blue 2-story building with the letters TERRA HIGH above the doors. She stopped in front of the doors.
"Well, let the torture begin"
Principal's Office
"Ah, the Bladebreaker team. Hello and welcome to Terra High. My name is Mr. Walter. Ah, Mr. Dickenson. I see you have come to accompanythe boys. Yes, well. School will begin shortly now and the start-of-term assembly will take place soon. Now I shall assign you to a guide and student to the school. I think you will get along well with her. She is a fine student. Miss Jen"
"With all due respect Mr. Walter but I think that the boys and young lady would like Karen to be their guide," Mr. Dickenson interrupted. Mr. Walter did not seem happy about the choice Mr. Dickenson had made. "Ah, yes, Miss Karen. Uh, well I suppose if that is what you want. But I should tell you that"
"Yes, the boys and young lady would like that Mr. Walter. Now if I may talk to you regarding their classes." Mr. Dickenson turned towards the team. "Now boys and girl, I would like for all of you to wait outside the office"
"Yes, Mr. Dickenson," they said in unison and walked out the office, leaving Mr. Dickenson behind.
In the Auditorium
-Oh, good. First one here. All the better. I'll just go to the back and listen to my cd player.- Karen thought as she walked towards the back row on the right side of the auditorium. Just as Karen sat down, the students started arriving. Karen, in the meantime, ignored their name-calling and placed her Simple Plan cd into the cd player. The principal walked up to the podium and the auditorium fell silent. "Attention students. Ahem, good morning and welcome to another year at Terra High"
"I hope that this year will be the best we've ever had. Now I would like to inform you that we have new students attending this school and"
"I would be honored to guide these new students around the school, Mr. Walter," Jen interrupted, standing. The audience cheered. Karen rolled her eyes and pressed play on the cd player.
'Shut Up'
There you go
You never ask why
It's all a big lie
It's all about you
"I mean, we wouldn't want these students to follow the wrong people, now do we?" Jen said, obviously talking about Karen. Yet the principal did not seem to notice. The audience snickered, some looking at Karen.
You think you know
What everyone needs
You always take time
To criticize me
"I know you don't want more troublemakers. You have enough already. I also know how much this would mean to the school so it would be an honor and a privilege to guide these new students around the school," Jen told the principal. Everyone cheered.
It seems like everyday
I make mistakes
I just can't get it right
It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today
"Thank you, Jen, for happily voluteering but I'm afraid you will not be their guide today," the principal informed a now shocked Jen.
"WHAT!" Jen shouted.
So shut up shut up shut up
Don't wanna hear it
"I'm sorry but it has been requested. Will Karen please come up here"
Everyone turned to see Karen. Karen, though shocked, obediently stood up and started to put her things away. As she was reaching the front, she failed to notice someone sticking his/her leg out.
Get out get out get out
Get out of my wh-
CRASH!
Karen fell to the floor, breaking her cd player. The auditorium burst into laughter.
"Ow, you fucking little bitch, you stepped on my foot!" Jen yelled. "Now,now Jen. There will be no use of profanity. Karen apologize"
Karen stood up and said, "Sorry (lowers voice) but I'd get my fat legs out of other people's way if I were you." She then smircked and went upstage. The crowd booed.
"Now, children, I shall have order in the auditorium," the crowd silenced. "Now, will the new students come out from backstage, please?"
The curtain opened and...
Wacko: MUAHAHAH! I left you all a cliffie
Karen with Reviewers: WHAT!
Wacko: Heheh. Yea you will all have to wait 'til another day.
Karen: Why?
Wacko: So I can finish typing the rest of the story. Right now I can't cuz school is coming. Also my chapters aren't coming out right for some reason. So if anyone finds a mistake, plz tell me, k. Thankies
Karen: (shivers) I hate school. Oh, Yea and Wacko forgot. Plz R+R.
C ya
Wacko :p
