Wednesday
"Tony, you got us all coffee! How...uncharacteristic of you."
"Uncharacteristic? I was going for nice, Kate."
"Well, it is. You never bring us coffee. What is it that you want?"
"Want? That hurts. I'm just being nice."
"So you don't want anything? Then tell me what you put in it."
"You're so accusatory, Kate! I would never put anything in your coffee...well, okay, I would, but I didn't."
"And you expect me to believe that?"
"Well, yeah. It was Probie's I messed with."
Choke "What?" Cough, cough
"Kidding, McGee, I was kidding."
Cough "Right."
"I still don't believe you."
"Fine, do you want me to test it for you?"
"No! I! 'll do it myself. Mmm."
"Good?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah!?!? But that means Gibbs got-"
Cough, cough, cough "Not. Funny. DiNozzo."
"Sorry!"