25 Days of Hell (Christmas)
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO in anyway, If I did there would be Yaoi, and Crossovers, and I'd have money XD
A.n: I learned something new! Get this, apparently stories don't write themselves XD I got distracted, I got Sims 2 working on my computer again and well…I now know why you're not supposed to tempt recovering addicts XD
Holiday Tree
"… Remember, I love you." Malik said, face solemn, as he looked up or as the case may be at the moment, down at Ryou. Ryou cocked an eyebrow as he stared upwards at Malik in wonder. He wasn't sure he wanted to know how he did, or even accept the fact he did it, but there was plain evidence in front of him that Malik DID do it.
"Right, you love me, so that's why you strung yourself to our house?"
"… Maybe I thought I'd make a good decoration!"
"… Or you're a klutz, and this is your karma getting you back for trying to con Anzu into doing the work."
"…" Ryou shook his head as he grabbed a brick and placed it against the ladder, holding it in place. He'd sent Anzu home almost an hour ago and was now hoping she'd be able to breath, and gets a sound mind back one of these days. She'd looked rather rattled from the whole ordeal. Ryou didn't see why, it was rather amusing to him. Granted, Malik could of died, and why that might of irritated Ryou a little, in the long run maybe it was doing the world… oh wait, he wasn't suppose to go down those trails of thoughts, and he still would like Malik to be alive, then dead.
"Are you going to… yanno… help me down?"
"…"
"Ryou?"
"…"
"I love you?" Malik tried again as he squinted to see Ryou. It was starting to get dark, and he was feeling a little dizzy from hanging upside down.
"Keep a GOOD grip." Ryou said cheerfully as he looked back up at Malik. "And I'll see you in the morning!"
"Ryou!"
"You're a decoration Malik! The Neighbors will enjoy you!"
"More like they'll call the cops!"
"Well, in the long run, they WOULD get you down." Ryou said shrugging as he wrapped his jacket around himself. It was going to be a chilly night.
"I HATE YOU!"
"WHAT WAS THAT? YOU WANNA STAY UP THERE ANOTHER EXTRA NIGHT?"
"RYOOOOUUU!"
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"I'm forbidding you to converse with your darker half anymore." Malik grumbled as he stumbled into the house, he'd argued with the police for almost an hour before they would finally get him down. Apparently they fond amusement from the whole ordeal, and debated on just keeping him up there.
Most didn't seem to like Malik from previous meetings.
Ryou had finally convinced them to let him down after they woke him up at 3 in the morning. Malik, the Christmas Lights, wasn't funny to him at 3 in the morning, just annoying.
"Oh, Come on now, you can't say me leaving you up there was on his part."
"He's corrupting you."
"… I've had him around for how many years now Malik? I doubt there much left to corrupt."
"So you say."
"… Right, anyways moving on," Ryou said changing the subject. He placed a grapefruit in front of Malik. His peace offering, though he doubted there was much peace to offer.
"… You move on, I'm going to bed."
"… You can't yet."
"I'm tired, I've been strung to a house all night, and I want sleep, why can't I take my fruit and sleep."
"I wanna go Christmas tree shopping."
"Holiday Tree."
"… Excuse me?"
"They renamed it to a Holiday Tree."
"… It's a tree."
"You're offending me, calling it a Christmas tree; you know I'm not that religion."
"What if you're offending my religion calling it a Holiday Tree?"
"… What religion?"
"FINE!" Ryou said throwing his hands up in the air. "You win; we'll go tomorrow for the HOLIDAY tree."
"… I was only joking, you can call it whatever you want, but thanks for changing your mind and going tomorrow!" Malik said cheerfully, fleeing to the bedroom before Ryou decided to kill him. It was nice winning the arguments once in a while.
I really don't care WHAT they call the tree, but, I think the whole ordeal is too funny with the whole thing, and had to insert it. Now, I'm probably going to be shot by the people who do care.
But, try to look at the GOOD side of it, the better point that doesn't involve the tree: Malik won an argument with Ryou finally XD
I'm debating on going back, and adding in the argument with the fireman. This is honestly like an intermission chapter that got me to day 2, and will lead to day 3 XD
I'm going to make the next chapter really long, to make up for the shortness of this one XD