Oozaru Angel: Hey! I'm back! And finally here's chapter 5!
Chibi Goku: sniffs Oozaru-san… Why did you ask people to kill me…? I thought you liked me!
Chibi Vegeta: Kill the baka! Kill the baka! Kill the baka!
Oozaru Angel: Aw… Goku-kun! I do like you! I just wanted a fan that was obsessed with killing you so I could make a running joke throughout the story! …But… Dunno why Lemony volunteered… In his review he said Goku was his fave character…
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HMH sighed and made his way down the hall. Goku had been to see him earlier and told him he had to switch dorms. Apparently there was someone who needed a roommate. From what he could tell his roommate was pure evil and had scared off fourteen roommates before him. HMH shivered, he hoped the rumors were false and he got someone normal… Well… Normal by DBZ fan standards… Sure, he could handle any physical threat, but this kid's former roommates had been sent into small fits.
He took a deep breath as he reached the dorm. This was it. The moment of truth. Time to find out if he was a man or a wuss… Well, technically he didn't have much to worry about. He WAS undead after all! He could stand anything that wasn't worse then death! And what could possible be worse then that? HMH really wished he hadn't thought about that.
He took a deep breath and nervously opened the door. HMH's eyes went wide open, "Oh, Dendae! No! Anything but…"On the bed their was a small boy of about eight years old jumping on the bed. Every time he jumped, he said a word, "Hi! …Are… You…. My… New…Roommate? … My… Name's… Sammy! …What's… Yours?…"
HMH blinked, "Erm… It's Mike. But call me HMH…"
"Okay!" The child stopped jumping up and down. "Wanna guess why my last roommate left?"
"Not particularly…"
" I put some candy in his mouth… I thought he'd like it!"
HMH blinked, "That doesn't sound so bad…"
"He was asleep at the time…"
"Oh…"
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Ed Lemony opened the door to his dorm. He didn't have a roommate yet, and, if HMH's screams were anything to go by, he didn't want nor need one…
He emptied out his suitcase onto his bed. There were a few pieces of clothing and stationary, but most of the contents were…
Explosives. You had to pity who ever would be working in the kitchens the next day.
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Piccolo glared from his meditation spot, seeing
the black haired girl a mile away.
She giggled coming closer,
supporting her body against a large boulder and peering at Piccolo.
He looked so peaceful and damn it that had to stop. She picked up a
stone, her mind not weighing in the fact that she would have a very
steamed Namek on her hands after she threw it. But it didn't matter
to her because a stone's throw away she would be breaking Mr. Green's
concentration.
Orealie snickered and lifted the stone and gave an over arm throw. The rock hit Piccolo on the head.
"Direct hit!" Orealie cried.
Piccolo however, was not amused. He stood up and started running in the direction of the fangirl, "You little brat!"
"EEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
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Oozaru Angel was currently busy blushing so hard her face looked like a stop sign. She'd just left her dorm to try and find a bathroom when she suddenly found herself right in front of Son Goten and Trunks! After the initial glomp, the pain and the instructions of not glomping, they were really nice!
Son Goten was now actually talking to her. Son Goten was talking to her! Son Goten!
"So, do you know what classes you have for tomorrow?" Goten asked.
"Uh…" Oozaru stuttered, "I-I-I- have Saiyan History 101 in the morning… I can't remember what came next…"
Goten grinned, "That's great! Can't wait to see you in my class!"
Oozaru's heart fluttered, he was so great… Good thing she hadn't brought Jeika with her though, she'd have totally embarrassed her with Trunks right there.
"So," Trunks asked, "Where are you going?"
"Oh!" Oozaru suddenly started paying attention again, "I was looking for the bathroom!"
"Just keep walking down this hall and then go left and then right. Go down the stairs and walk straight down the hallway in front of the bottom. At the end of that hall, there's another staircase and the bathroom is right at the top of them!" Trunks informed her kindly.
"Really?" Oozaru's face lit up, maybe Trunks wasn't so bad after all, "Thank you! Goodbye, Goten!"
Goten and Trunks watched her skip off smiling. Goten turned to Trunks, "You do know that if she follows your instuctions, she'll end up right back here, right?"
"Of course! It's not my fault if she walked past them three times!"
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HMH rubbed his temple trying to rid himself of the headache he'd recently acquired. Didn't that kid ever shut up?
"And the tenth roommate I got was pretty cool! He gave me Bra and Pan hentai pics!"
HMH's eyes snapped open, "He gave you WHAT?"
"Bra and Pan hentai pics! GT though…"
"WHAT THE F WAS HE THINKING GIVING PORN TO AN EIGHT YEAR OLD? WERE YOU SHARING A ROOM WITH MASTER ROSHI?" Heavy Metal Hero knew the dangers of capital letters, but some situations called for them.
"No. He was roommate number 11…"
"Oh, god. You poor scarred child…"
All of a sudden they heard a female screaming. HMH opened the door and saw a blur he could swear was a girl speed past the door and another green blur chasing her.
"Somebody help!" Orealie screamed,
"Get back here, you brat!" Piccolo yelled.
HMH and Sammy exchanged a glance and shut the door.
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