Chapter 2: M-I-X-T-U-R-E-S

Once again, I am back. I think the 1st chapter was kind of...what's the word...fast. Don't worry, though! My stories develop as they continue. You'll see. Oh. I don't own crap. This goes for my other stories, too. Reading time!

The Smashers are getting prepped for their visit...s. Some are more enthusiastic than others.

Yoshi: (on the roof, holding a big sign that says "I'm Yoshi! Pet me or you die!" )

Need I say more? What? I do? Oh...

Peach: (wearing a short, and I mean short, red dress and red shoes) I hope he comes soon...

Ness: (wheezing)

Mario: Peach? I never saw that dress before...

Luigi: ...(coughing) She's cheating...

Peach: What was that?

Luigi: Nothing. Not a thing.

Peach: ...

Mario: ...

Luigi: (bursts out laughing)

Ha. Upstairs...

Pichu: Stupid Pikachu. Eating my chips. Got a hole in the ceiling...

Marth: (comes in) You getting' ready?

Pichu: (growls)

Marth: Sorry... (backs away) Everybody's all hyped up...it's just a visit...

C. Falcon: What's your favorite underwear size?

Marth: ...Get a life, dumbass. (walks away)

C. Falcon: Man. I can't think of a single good question...Ooh, I got one! (runs downstairs)

What's going on downstairs? Link is lying on the couch, as well as Pikachu and Popo. Yes. On the same couch. Peach is staring out the window, Mario is staring at her, and Luigi...is snickering. Sad. Ness is still catching his breath. Everyone else is outside. Oh. Zelda is searching for a hair growth spell.

C. Falcon: What's happenin'?

Link: (paranoid) What? Who-who's that?

C. Falcon: Link...have you gone down the other road before?

Translation: Were you ever gay?

Luigi: Plenty of times.

Link: (still paranoid) It's-it's true! Just don't yell at me! (crying)

C. Falcon: ...Anyway, next question! Mario?

Mario: (absent-mindedly) What is it?

C. Falcon: Have you ever...done it with Daisy instead of Peach?

Luigi: (immediately stops snickering)

Mario: I don't remember...it might've been both...

Repent all sins...

Mario: Why?

You're dead, buddy!

Mario: (gets choked by Luigi) Oh...that's what he meant...

Luigi/Peach: WHAT?!? IS THIS SH*T TRUE?!?!?

Mario: Umm...ack! I don't remember! Honest!

C. Falcon: Yeah. C. Falcon leave. Bye! (runs outside)

Good luck, Mushroom Man. Outside...

Falco: For the last time, no!

C. Falcon: What happened?

Y. Link: He won't answer the question!

Jigglypuff: Falco, do you have hobbies?!

Falco: Make me answer!

Mewtwo: Fine. (levitates Falco and spins him around repeatedly) Answer the question so we can get on with our lives.

Falco: All right! I...collect...plushies! There! (drops to the floor) I said it!

Fox: No wonder you always ask to hug my tail!

Nana: I never knew...

Falco: Well now you do!

Kirby: ...(Nelson laugh)

C. Falcon: Which one is your favorite?

Falco: (disturbingly blushes) I can't tell...I really like my Yoshi plushie...

All: (step back)

You shouldn't have said that...

Yoshi: (falling at high speed above Falco, ready to hug) SOMEBODY LOVES ME!!!!! (crash!) You wuv Yoshi? Huh? Huh? (licks Falco and hugs him tightly) YOSHI WUVS YOU TOO!!!!!

Falco: IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS!!! GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!!

There are a few honks from a limo.

Ganondorf: (girly voice) They're here! (normal voice) Sorry!

Well, well, welly, well, well! The characters have arrived! Who are they? What'll happen when they come out? In the next chapter, find out will you! Please feel free to request any anime characters for this story. If I know them, you might see them!

Peppers must die...