The un-infamous HeavyMetalHero and Oozaru Angel walked down one of the many hallways of the Z Senshi's Institution for Fanfiction Authors getting more lost and nervous by the second.

Oozaru jumped as she heard a noise behind her and grabbed HMH's arm, "There's something behind us!"

Chibi Vegeta sighed, "Good. Maybe it can give us directions!"

HMH said, "We're not lost."

Jeika glared at him, "Yeah, we are."

Oozaru laughed nervously, and decided to change the subject before a fight broke out, "Hey, was that room glowing?" She was ignored.

"Look, I know exactly where we are!" HMH said angrily, This was true. HMH knew exactly where he was. It's just everywhere else that was giving him the problem. "We don't need directions!"

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Lemony peered around the hall, totally ignoring Krillen lecturing them on all the rules. They mostly involved glomping, or rather, the lack of glomping and how they'' like it that way.

He frowned when he couldn't spot HMH or Oozaru Angel, "Wonder if I should have given them directions…."

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"Look, guys! I'm sure I heard something back there!"

"There's nothing there, Oozaru!"

"Yeah, nothing at all. You know why? Because we're lost!" Chibi shouted.

"WE'RE NOT LOST!"

All of a sudden, the two authors and two muses felt a looming presence behind them, "For your sake, I hope you are."

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"And finally, for the love of God, leave our things alone. Vegeta asked me to remind you that if he finds one more piece of his spandex missing, he's going to kill you all." Krillen finished his speech. Mirai Trunks walked onto stage to give his own, but anything he'd been about to say was immediately drowned out by the screaming crowd.

"TRUNKS!!" clap, clap, clap. "TRUNKS!" clap, clap, clap. "TRUNKS!" etc, etc. Then fangirls screams and claps were almost too much for his demi-saiyan ears to handle and he couldn't hear a thing over the screams. By the look of it, neither could anyone else.

"Uh, thanks! But if you could all be quiet-" No use. Even he couldn't hear himself.

"LOOK SHUT THE CK UP!!!" No result. He still couldn't hear a thing. Time to put a good 95 of what he'd learned from his father to good use.

So Mirai Trunks promptly blasted a hole in the roof. A few students were knocked out by falling debris.

But at least they were quiet.

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Oozaru stared in awe at the tall, shadowed figure before her. "Oh, my…"

"Oh, wow…" Jeika said.

"Oh, sht…" HMH said.

Chibi grinned, "Oh, cool!!!"

Then they all got knocked out.

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Lemony was slowly nodding off as Mirai Trunks droned on about more school rules, occasionally repeating himself in order to drag this out as long as possible. It seemed the demi saiyan from the future had a mean streak, and blasting the roof hadn't quite been enough repayment for making his ears bleed…

…Or he had just become temporarily deaf and couldn't hear his mother trying to coax him off stage. He may have been a little dizzy as well which would explain the repeating of his words…

…But that was impossible because stuff like that didn't happen to Ultra Cool Hot Pieces of Saiyan Ass like Trunks. Or so his fangirls convinced themselves, determined to bring out the bad boy in their mommy's boy.

The door at the back of the room suddenly slammed open, Bardock walking in a scowl on his face and two teenagers slung over his back. Trunks continued, not seeming to notice.

Lemony and Kataan however, got a good look at the teenagers and Kataan looked worried while Lemony chuckled.

"Oh, dear…."

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"Ooh…." Oozaru Angel moaned as she slowly came to. She looked to one side to see HMH bending over massaging his forehead, and then to the other side where a vaguely familiar looking girl sat.

"Hey, there!" the girl said, "You're Oozaru Angel, right? I'm Orealie!"

"Oh, really? Nice ta meetcha…. Now if you could kindly stop creating clones of yourself…"

"Bardock dragged you in here"

That made her wake up, "Bardock? BARDOCK??? THE Bardock? I was carried by THE BARDOCK?"

Orealie blinked, "Uh… yes?"

"Oh, that's so awesome! …Wait… OH NO!!! I was carried by Bardock and SLEPT THROUGH IT!"

"Actually, I think he knocked us out." HMH supplied.

"Bard-kun wouldn't do something like that!"

Meanwhile, on stage, Bulma had ushered Trunks offstage and Vegeta had stepped up to take his place.

Once the fangirls noticed this, an eerie hush swept over the auditorium.

Vegeta figured they were in awe of his awesome power, pathetic humans, probably fearing for their lives. He smirked.

Whatever cheering Trunks had gotten was quiet whisperings compared to Vegeta's standing ovation.

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Meanwhile, towards the back of the room Kataan was-

Ok, so really this doesn't need it's own section. I don't know why the section marker was put there, Kataan was standing up and screaming along with all the other fangirls. Even most of the Goku fangirls were screaming with rage or desire that had been suppressed throughout all of their DBZ times only to be released in a burning ball of desire and lust when in the actual presence of the awesome saiyan prince. And can you blame them? I mean, Vegeta is by far the most awesome character on the show. Stupid Toriyama for concentrating the show on Goku…. Even when he's DEAD we can't get rid of the idiot. Don't get me wrong, I love Goku. He's just so annoying sometimes. Like on Namek they kept switching to him in space causing us to miss out on valuable Vegeta ass kicking time just to see Goku doing sit-ups constantly or making a general pig of himself. I mean, I understand they might wanna check in on him so we know he's not dead, but did we have to do it every single episode? Not to mention they ended most of the episodes with him. And then he died in the Cell saga and Toriyama started concentrating on Gohan. But the fans were bored of Gohan so he brought back Goku, completely unnecessarily. All he had to do was work in some more Vegeta. And equal combination of Gohan and Vegeta would have kept the fangirls MORE then happy, considering all the potential romantic Videl/Gohan moments and the father-son moments with Vegeta and Trunks… But NO-

"Just get on with the fic!"

Okay, okay. I just got sidetracked, I am most sorry. Back to Kataan then.

Now, Kataan was standing up and screaming her head off for which I can't really blame her because it WAS Vegeta and-

"Get on with it!"

Sorry again. Now, Kai's ears were seriously hurting. He couldn't hear himself think, literally. But he DID know he wanted to get out of there. So he made a break for the door. No one really stopped him, anyone who would have was either screaming their heads off or on the floor clutching their ears.

Once in the hallways, he headed towards the dorm. Thinking maybe he could find a way out of here the way Chibi Vegeta had come in. He didn't want to use the way he came in because… Well, that kid might still be out there.

Once in the dorm, he found Chibi Vegeta and Jeika gagged and tied up and lying on the floor. They started mumbling though the gags, and it was obvious they wanted him to help them.

Kai ignored them and started to check out the closet. Once he found there WAS no way through it unlike in Narnia, he lay down on one of the beds and started watching TV. Still ignoring Oozaru Angel's muses.

"'Asturd!" Vegeta yelled through the fabric.

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"And once again… Nothing much really happened this chapter. I haven't written anything much this year… I keep getting distracted, I kept getting writers block… Not to mention I have a social life this year… I'm sorry to any readers I may have lost because of the long wait.

"HOWEVER if I haven't lost you…. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am your queen and mistress!" Oozaru saw some of those people walk away, "No, wait I'm sorry to you guys as well! Don't leave!

"And Lockhart? I'll try and write you in next chapter. Maybe you'll actually be a part of something happening other then a bunch of people getting lost.

"Oh, and I changed the older chapters. I switched all the times I'm referred to as Ana to Oozaru. Since I've decided I want to be known strictly as Oozaru Angel on you guys next time! Love, peace and chocolate covered cupcakes to you!"