Chapter 3: M-I-X-U-P
There's a whole lot of stupid sh*t goin' on. You think this is crazy? If you say yes, you're wrong. If you say no, you suck. Original format! Like I said, keep sending those requests! Anyway, enjoy! Or try!
The limo has arrived! Who will the character(s) be? What will happen afterwards? When will I stop asking questions that hold back the story? Just read!
Yoshi: They're here? (immediately goes back to the roof, gets ready to pounce)
The limo door opens...
All: (lean forward suspectingly)
There's a shadow...
All: (lean more forward)
Almost out...
Ganondorf: (screams like a girl) Ahem. Sorry.
It's...Excel!
All: (cheering)
Excel: Wow! These people really like Ex-oof!
Yoshi: (lying on top of Excel) Hi! I'm Yoshi! Aren't I cute? Huh? Huh?
Excel: As cute as you may be... (kicks Yoshi off) ...you're also very annoying and you need to beat it!
Falco: Go inside.
Jigglypuff: Wait! Where are the others?
Excel: Uh...Excel hasn't heard of any others? There are others? Where are the others? So I'm not the only one here, or coming here! Thank God!
Nana: The others are inside! C'mon!
10 mins later...
Mario: What do we do now?
All: Hmm...
Excel: Ah! Excel has an idea! The best way to pass the time is by playing games!
Hell, yeah!
Y. Link: A trivia game?
Luigi: A party game?
Ness: A video game?
Peach: We can do those. First, trivia! Multiple choices!
AJ: I'll ask the questions!
Yep. That's me...
AJ: We're going clockwise. Sit in a circle.
5 mins later...
AJ: First question for Pichu. An onion is a type of...
A. Fruit
B. Steak
C. Vegetable
D. Potato chip
Pichu: PIKACHU!!!! GIVE ME MY CHIPS!!!!!
(gun cocks)
AJ: (holding rifle) Answer the damn question.
Pichu: C. Vegetable.
AJ: Correct! Fox, a group of sheep is called a...
A. Flock
B. Herd
C. Fleet
D. Group of sheep
Fox: Um...A. Flock.
AJ: Nope. It's B. Herd. You're out.
Fox: That's a bunch of bullsh*t!
(gun cocks)
AJ: Get your ass outta here!
Fox: Fine! (leaves, stomping)
AJ: We need an environment. Dim the lights!
(dim)
DK: Who did that?
AJ: (shrugs) Next question, Link. The 251st Pokemon is...
A. Mewtwo
B. Raikou
C. Bulbasaur
D. Celebi
Link: I'm gonna go with...A. Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: IDIOT!!! (flings Link out of the mansion)
AJ: Now, Peach, out of these foods, which can be altered the most?
A. Rice
B. Chicken
C. Pasta
D. Pop Tarts
Peach: B. Chicken.
AJ: ...Hell, yeah! Rat- I mean, Pikachu...you use the Heimlich Maneuver when someone is...
A. Eating
B. Suffocating
C. Choking
D. Pissing you off
Pikachu: B. Suffocating.
AJ: Bye!
Pikachu: But-
(gun cocks)
Pikachu: (walks away)
AJ: Excel, my favorite anime, well, one of three, is...
A. Pokemon
B. Excel Saga
C. Chobits
D. Neon Genesis Evangelion
Excel: Excel would be extremely proud of herself if I say the answer I think is and should be right, which is B! Excel Saga!
AJ: Yep! I wish it didn't end so soon but anyway, Jigglypuff, what would happen if somebody ate my chicken?
A. I'd kill someone
B. I'd shoot someone
C. I'd find more
D. I'd say "Quack!"
Jigglypuff: How the f*ck am I supposed to know that?!
(gun cocks)
AJ: Answer the damn question.
Jigglypuff: Uh...umm...D?
AJ: Last in sequence! You lose!
Jigglypuff: (leaves)
AJ: C. Falcon, are you stupid? (Hey, it helps the story.)
A. Yes
B. Yes
C. Yes
D. Yes
C. Falcon: Uh...A?
AJ: Yep! Yoshi, green is the color of...
A. Grass
B. You
C. Leaves
D. Caterpillars
Yoshi: B!
AJ: Nope!
Yoshi: What?!
AJ: Bye!
Yoshi: (leaves)
AJ: Ness, put these in order.
A. -
B. Q
C. ,
D. /
Ness: B, D, A, C.
AJ: Wow...he's right...Mewtwo, you are best described as...
A. Dark
B. More Dark
C. Very Dark
D. Extremely Dark
Mewtwo: (teleports)
AJ: Be like that! DK, bananas are...
A. Your favorite food
B. Yellow
C. Long
D. ...Long
DK: All of the above!
AJ: That's not a choice! Bye!
DK: (leaves)
AJ: Zelda, which is most accurate?
A. Link is unlucky
B. These questions are dumb
C. The chicken came before the egg
D. This chapter is long
Zelda: That's pretty tough. Um...B!
AJ: Ooh! So close! It was A! Bye!
Zelda: (teleports)
AJ: ...Roy, which of these monsters is most fun to kill?
A. Goomba
B. Redead
C. Koopa
D. Ganondorf
Ganondorf: Hey!
Roy: Definitely D. Ganondorf.
AJ: Yep! Here's a stick. Go beat his ass.
Roy: Okay! (beats Ganondorf's ass with the stick)
Ganondorf: (runs away, screaming like a girl)
AJ: Mario, is-
Mario: Pudding!
AJ: ...Is the monkey in the basement asleep?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Uh...
D. I don't care
Mario: Uh...
AJ: Nope. It's B. Bye!
Mario: (leaves)
AJ: Bowser, a nickname for a bent golf course is...
A. Bar
B. Hook
C. Dog's Leg
D. None of these
Bowser: C.
AJ: Yep! Marth, is your sword better than Link's?
A. Depends
B. Hell yeah
C. Probably not
D. I don't know
Marth: B!
Link: What?! (Yeah. He came back.)
AJ: It's A. Depends on the attack. You go bye-bye!
Marth: (leaves)
AJ: Samus, are you in love?
Samus: No!
That's a lie!
Samus: Shut up!
Okay...
AJ: ...Bye!
Samus: (leaves)
AJ: Now...Dr. Mario...was the water cold?
Dr. Mario: ...(shakes Mario) You said you wouldn't tell anybody! (runs away)
AJ: And I thought Link had problems...Let's continue!
And you get the picture. Will the game continue, or will the next character arrive? Either way...bye!
This chapter was too long...