Chapter 4: M-I-X-E-D Up, Messed Up, F*cked Up, Your Choice

A/N: This chapter takes place after the game ends. Who won? Uh…Ness. The brat won the trivia. Well, when the next guest arrives, new games will start. So…read!

The group is waiting for the next person(s) to arrive.

Mario: Pudding!

AJ: Because of you, I have to stay here! Uh…who am I talking to?

Excel: The…pizza?

AJ: Oh, right. You got some nerve, you stupid…cheesy…delicious…steamy…mmm…pizza…

All: (staring, step back)

There are honks from a limo.

AJ: Ganondorf, you better not scream.

The door bursts wide open! Who is it? Why it's…the Those Who Hunt Elves crew!

Link: Who are you guys?

Junpei: What? You gotta be kidding.

Samus: He's right. You're not very…popular.

Airi: Sorry. When it comes to me, those words can't be put in the same sentence.

Ritsuko: Don't worry about it, guys.

Peach: (approaches Junpei, blushing slightly) Hi.

Junpei: Well, hello.

AJ: Can we start the game? Please? I know you guys. That's all that-

Junpei: Guys, look! Another elf!

Zelda: Huh?

Junpei: Get her! (gets smacked in the back of the head)

Celcia: Not now! We can wait.

AJ: …Dammit, let's play already!

Mario: And then we can eat pudding! Yay, pudding!

All: (silent)

Junpei: (whispers) This guy's an asshole.

Mario: …Let's just play.

10 minutes later…

C. Falcon: So, what are we playin' now?

Excel: Party games! Party games are fun! Party games are cool! Excel shall excel in these party games!

AJ: Our first game will be…a beloved game. Truth or dare!

Kirby: Yay!

Y. Link: I love truth or dare!

Mewtwo: (chuckles)

Fox: How's this gonna work?

AJ: I brought a mind reader!

Mewtwo: You did not-

AJ: Now everybody sit in a circle.

Oval…

AJ: No, a circle.

Square…

AJ: Circle!

Parallelogram…

(gun cocks)

Circle…

AJ: Starting with the rat- um, Pikachu. Let's go.

Pikachu: Hmm…C. Falcon, truth or dare?

C. Falcon: Dare me!

Pikachu: I dare you…to make me a sandwich!

C. Falcon: (gasp) No…not the sandwich…SPARE ME THE DREADED SANDWICH!

AJ: Go.

C. Falcon: (walks frightfully into the kitchen)

AJ: Next.

Falco: …Luigi, truth or dare.

Luigi: I want truth!

Falco: Is it true…that you've kissed Mario?

All: Hmm?

Luigi: Uh…no?

Mewtwo: LIAR!

All: What should we do with you?

AJ: Hmm…hey, wait. You kissed Mario before? You suck.

Luigi: Aww…

AJ: Now, your punishment…Shave your moustache!

Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AJ: Here's a razor.

Luigi: …NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AJ: Go-

Luigi: NOOOOOOOO-

(gun cocks)

AJ: Bathroom, now!

Luigi: (runs upstairs to the bathroom, crying)

AJ: (laughs) Next.

Pichu: Pikachu, truth or dare?

Pikachu: I'm not sure…truth?

Pichu: Is it true…that YOU ATE MY CHIPS!

Pikachu: WHAT! FOR THE LAST F*CKING TIME, I DIDN'T EAT YOUR DAMN CHIPS!

Mewtwo: …He's not lying…

Pichu: …(starts crying, runs away)

AJ: …Whatever. Next!

Fox: Samus, truth or dare?

Samus: Dare…

Fox: I dare you…to remove your armor!

All: Oooooooooooh!

Samus: You're daring me to strip? Bullsh*t!

All: Do it! Do it! Do it! Or face the consequences!

Samus: How bad could they be?

C. Falcon: (in the kitchen, trying to take bologna out of pack) Ew…it's so yucky…(sobs) WHY, GOD, WHY?

AJ: You had to ask…

5 mins later…

Samus: (outside) I had to ask…

C. Falcon: Isn't this great? We finally get to go out!

Samus: (points arm cannon at Falcon's head) If you try anything stupid, I'll blow your f*cking head off!

C. Falcon: …

Inside…

AJ: Next.

Kirby: Bowser, truth or dare?

Bowser: Dare!

Kirby: I dare you to let me hit you with my hammer 372 times!

Excel: Wow! How specific!

Bowser: What choice do I have? (gets hit by Kirby's hammer)

Kirby: (keeps hitting him)

AJ: …Next.

Yoshi: Jigglypuff, truth or dare?

Jigglypuff: Dare!

Yoshi: I dare you to become motionless for two hours!

Jigglypuff: (still)

Yoshi: (picks her up) Cool. (hits her in the air repeatedly) Puff…puff…puff…puff…puff…puff…(continues)

AJ: Next!

Mewtwo: …Puny mortals! Bow down to your new leader!

All: …

Mewtwo: Bow!

All: …

Mewtwo: …B-

AJ: Your dare sucks. Next!

Mario: Besides, I only bow down to pudding! Excuse me! I have to go to my shrine! (runs upstairs)

AJ: …

Mewtwo: …Fine then. You! (points to Yoshi) Truth or dare?

Yoshi: I'm scared to choose either… (continues playing with Jigglypuff)

Mewtwo: Good…

AJ: Next! Jeez!

Y. Link: Ness, truth or dare?

Ness: Dare! Dare!

Y. Link: I dare you to moon everyone here at random times!

Ness: That won't be too hard…

AJ: Next.

(beep beep)

All: Huh?

(boom!)

C. Falcon: (against a wall, groans)

Ness: (moons him and farts)

Excel: (staring at hole in wall) That is a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big hole!

Samus: (outside hole, pointing arm cannon at Falcon) How dare you try to remove my helmet?

Nana: He already went…

Samus: (points cannon at Nana) Listen, you pink bitch, I'm really not in a good mood right now, so don't push me!

Ness: (moons Samus)

Samus: That's it! (points cannon at Ness's crack)

Ness: No! Don't do it!

(fire!)

Ness: (flying into the sky with a missle stuck up his ass, screaming)

AJ: (watching) …

Mr. G&W: Kirby's at 371!

Kirby: Last hit! (bam!)

Bowser: (falls to the floor a bloody mess, unconscious)

AJ: Next game!

What'll be the next game? Will Bowser wake up? Will Ness come down? Will Samus calm down? Get ready for Chapter 5!