B is for Buchou

by calen.kun

[oneshot spoof collection] and T is for Toast. Rated T for minor language and implications of... things. Nothing explicit, though. New and improved with more Hyotei action. Any and all Tenipuri crack will result in subsequent chapters.

2. S is for ShishidoSempai and Sex

A request from a friend involving: gay tennis boys, rabu-rabu, and a slight twinge of angst. Instead, she got crack.

word count: 133

Once upon a time, there was a gay little Christian boy. that should have been a paradox, but Choutarou wasn't bothered by it anymore. Oh, once it had been cause for much self doubt and angst, but then he met Shishido-sempai and loved him soooo much that he beat the crap out of him with the scud serve. This, in turn, made Shishido recognize Choutarou as more than "that gay little Christian boy." After chopping off all his hair, Shishido realized that his dream of having the most gorgeous hair in the district was gone and so fell to the ground and wept. But Choutarou didn't care about the horrid prickly hair cut, and said as much. Then they had graphic t00by sex after the rest of the team went home. The end.