The ultimate game has begun. And the first stage of it will begin after the review responses.
Lacto3.1415- Yeah. Right.
Lilium of Oblivion- I like that line too…
Chapter 6: Adventure in the M-I-X
Well, what should I say? Oh! I know! Read!
AJ: Wazzup!
All: …
AJ: Let's see what our theme is. Number 9, the hat please.
Luigi: (groans, passes AJ the hat)
AJ: (pulls out piece of paper) Our first theme is adventure!
All: (cheering)
AJ: Everyone, we're going to find a treasure!
All: Ooh…
Mewtwo: Whatever.
AJ: Peach's swimsuit!
Peach: You know where it is?
AJ: Yep. It's on the other side of that mountain. The one behind the forest and the desert. Wait, those weren't there last time!
All: Aww!
AJ: Well, let's get ready!
Excel: …I'm talking? WHAT THE HELL TOOK US SO LONG TO SPE-
(gettin' ready for adventure)
Luigi: Mario…why are you bringing pudding?
Mario: Because pudding is my master!
Luigi: …You need help.
Falco: Yeah, like therapy or something.
AJ: Who picked adventure anyway?
Mario: (raises hand)
Junpei: Finally. Something to do besides act mute.
Excel: Do you ever get hot in those parkas?
Ice Climbers: Never!
AJ: I hired actual adventurers to help us out with this.
Louie: You didn't hire us. You said you wanted us to play a game with you guys.
AJ: The adventure is the game!
Merrill: Will we at least get some money outta this?
AJ: …(shrugs)
Louie: Let's get the show on the road already! But first, I need a sandwich.
C. Falcon: …NOOOOOO-
All: Save it for drama!
(outside of the forest)
AJ: Well…the forest is first.
All: Yep.
Mario: Don't worry! The power of pudding will save us from any-
All: Enough with the damn pudding!
Mario: (whimpering)
(in the forest)
Link, Marth, Roy: (bushwhacking)
Young Link: (weedwhacking)
AJ: Young Link…you need beer.
Junpei: Beer? Where?
AJ: Another discovery.
Airi: Yes…
Pikachu: What do you mean?
AJ: Everyone has a certain object that they instantly react to.
Pikachu: …
AJ: Mario?
Mario: What?
AJ: Pudding!
Mario: PUDDING! Where? (runs into a tree) Ow…(falls)
AJ: Get it?
Pikachu: Oh…
AJ: Hey, Falcon!
C. Falcon: Hmm..?
AJ: Make me a sandwich!
C. Falcon: (running around in circles) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-(trips over Mario, muffled) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
AJ: This is fun…
(intermission)
Excel: What's with that?
AJ: I don't know. Jigglypuff, a needle! Watch out!
Jigglypuff: (screams, puffs into a tree)
Genie: Hey guys, we're almost out.
(confrontation with the lion)
AJ: Man, that lion was weak.
Ness: Wait!
Pichu: How did we beat it?
AJ: …Oh.
(rewind)
AJ: Let's see what our theme is. Number-
All: Not that far!
Mewtwo: Idiot.
AJ: …Oh.
(fast forward)
AJ: (unenthusiastic) Hey. Look. A lion.
Lion: (roars)
All: (unenthusiastic) Oh.
AJ: (unenthusiastic) Let's kill it.
All: (unenthusiastic) Okay.
Mewtwo: (lifts lion off the ground)
Lion: (roar?)
Link: (stabs lion in the head)
All: (bored) Hooray. We can keep going. Hooray.
AJ: Man, that lion was weak.
Ness: That was so boring.
Samus: What kind of half-assed adventure is this?
AJ: One that will go on a few more minutes, thank you.
(out of the forest)
AJ: There's the desert. I suppose no one here can produce water?
All: …
AJ: …Fire?
Bowser: Hello?
AJ: We'll be fine.
Roy: How do you figure?
AJ: (takes out Glacier GBA)
Melissa: Okay…what about it?
AJ: (GBA glows a bright light-blue) It's glacier for a reason. Get it?
All: …
AJ: Let's go.
(in the desert)
Pichu: It's so hot in here!
Ice Climbers: We're not!
Mr. GW: Are you mutants or something?
AJ: Nothing extremely bad should happen out here.
15 minutes later…
Pichu: (sinking in quicksand) Hello?
AJ: Let's keep moving.
Pichu: Um…guys?
C. Falcon: Hey! Snow!
Louie: We're almost there!
Pichu: GUYS? HELP!
AJ: Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: (picks Pichu up, places him on top of Yoshi's head)
Yoshi: Hey!
AJ: A few more minutes.
1½ hours later…
AJ: (tired) Not too long…
2 hours later…
AJ: (lying in the sand) We're…almost…huh? (looks up)
All: (standing in the snow at the mountain's base)
AJ: …(gets up)…Oh.
(scaling the mountain)
Ice Climbers: We love this place!
Samus: Stop being so f*ckin' synchronized!
AJ: …Kirby…
Kirby: Huh?
AJ: Chocolate syrup!
Kirby: (buries into the snow)
All: …
Excel: What's his problem? Chocolate syrup is da bomb! Excel loves chocolate syrup! Actually, Excel loves chocolate peri-
AJ: Come on.
Excel: Hey! Don't you interrupt me! Excel was not finished speaking! That is so incredibly rude of you! Who do you think you are, buddy? (continues talking)
Everyone else (except Kirby who's still buried): (walking away)
40 minutes later…
AJ: Perfect! Now all we have to do is go down the other side and obtain the ultimate treasure! The rarest of the rare!
Peach: How do we get down there?
All: …
AJ: I got it. Mewtwo, are you willing?
Mewtwo: Now what?
AJ: Take all of the light people and fly down.
Mewtwo: Whatever it takes to shut you people up.
AJ: Good spirit. Now, Yoshi, roll down in your egg. The Links can board down on their shields.
Link: I doubt that.
AJ: Fine. (freezes a path down the mountain with his GBA) We'll slide! Let's go!
30 minutes of sliding later…
C. Falcon: (head buried in the snow)
Marth: (stuck in the snow)
Ness: (moons him)
AJ: …Behold…
C. Falcon: (gets up) Ooh…shiny…
(angelic choir)
Mewtwo: You all suck. I could have retrieved this in less than 5 minutes if I felt like it.
(choir dies out)
AJ: It adds to the plot! Duh!
Mewtwo: (scoffs)
AJ: Peach, claim your treasure…
Peach: (grabs swimsuit) Wait. Which one of you hid it here?
AJ: Save it for mystery.
(back home, 8:00 p.m.)
Junpei: Home? We don't live here.
Merrill: Just deal with it. For now, anyway…
AJ: Hmm…we forgot something.
All: …
Excel: (drinking chocolate milk) We did?
(at the mountain)
Kirby: Hello? Is the adventure over? (sneezes) DON"T LEAVE ME OUT HERE! (echoes)
That adventure was…not expected. What'll the next game be? Find out next time, I guess!