Yay! Resurrection! I start a lot of stuff with "yay"…
Lacto3.1415- Yep.
Max Fuchs- Heh. Mario…
Yoshizilla- I don't think it's possible to make a sequel. Just more chapters…
Skatepunk172- Let's hope so.
Nakoya- Well, they can't all be gems. Especially random crap like this.
Yay!
Chapter 8: Horror In The M-I-X
The discontinuation is now over, and all of the crazinessness can now resume! Everybody except for Kurumi, Nako, Tenchi, Tenchi's bitches, and…yeah, them…stayed. For reasons I'm too lazy to explain! The rest of us are back at the mansion, and it's totally nighttime! Now, what horrors await us? How many of us will survive? (insert question about our fate here)
AJ: Okay…so it was horror…
Falco: Did you plan anything?
AJ: I dunno. (sips juice)
Junpei: Well, I don't scare easily. Wait! I don't get scared at all! Bring it on!
Mewtwo: Bring it.
Junpei: I said it first!
Mewtwo: (eyes glow blue) Shut up.
Junpei: Okay.
Zelda: There's something in the house…
All: (gasp)
Kintaro: Oh no! What are we gonna do?
Louie: Wait. How'd she know that?
AJ: Don't ask questions.
(lights go off)
AJ: Damn. My batteries ran out…
Popo: I CAN"T SEE! THE HORROR! (runs around screaming and crashing into stuff)
DK: (sighs)
Pikachu: I'll go find the fusebox…
Pichu: I wanna do it!
Pikachu: No.
Pichu: Please?
Pikachu: No.
Pichu: Please?
Pikachu: No.
Pichu: Pleeeeeeeease?
Pikachu: (walks away)
Pichu: Hey! (tries to follow Pikachu, but crashes into Popo)
Link: We have to stay together. Or else we won't survive whatever's trying to kill us.
Peach: How come we didn't tell Pikachu that?
Link: He sucks.
All: (agreeing)
Pikachu: (distant scream)
AJ: And there he goes. (distant stabbing and chewing noises)
Bowser: Well, I'm having fun.
(thud)
Pichu: What the...? (screams) It stinks!
AJ: Yeah, dead rats tend to do that.
Ganondorf: What the hell are you people doing?
All: …
Ganondorf: I'm gonna go kill this thing. (walks away)
AJ: No! It knows you're trying to demolish the plot!
Ganondorf: (distant girly scream, distant stabbing and chewing noises)
(thud)
Excel: This isn't fair! This doesn't make any goddamn sense! Why does this thing keep dumping these dead, stinky corpses in here? And how is this thing doing so without actually coming in?
Ilpalazzo: Maybe it can create portals.
Excel: …My puny brain would never have thought of that…Ilpalazzo, YOU ROCK!
All: STOP KILLING THE MOOD!
Excel: (whimpering)
AJ: So…we're stuck in here. Anybody have any ideas on what to do?
All: …
AJ: Figures.
All: …
AJ: This is so damn boring…
(20 minutes later)
Merrill: Okay, that's enough. We're hunting this bastard!
AJ: Have fun.
Merrill: Who's with me?
Young Link: I'm gonna go kick this thing's ass! (runs out of the room screaming)
All: …
Merrill: …Well? Anyone who's not retarded?
(distant scream, distant stabbing and chewing)
DK: Me.
Samus: I've probably faced worse.
Yoshi: I wanna hunt!
Falcon: Let's do it.
Luigi: I'll prove myself!
Falcon: Really. Let's do it. (slap)
Fox: Can't be too hard.
Falco: Same here.
Merrill: So that's all?
Samus: Guess so.
Merrill: Okay! Let's begin the hunt so we can go to freakin' bed!
Hunters: (cheering quietly, tiptoe out of the room)
All: …
AJ: …Damn, I'm hungry.
Roy: Me too.
(32 feet away)
Falcon: My God…it's…it's…
Falco: HELLO KITTY! I have, like, a bajillion plushies of her!
Hunters: …
Hello Kitty: (giggles, then roars loudly)
DK: I knew this thing would be something small.
(multiple footsteps)
Fox: Many things small, dude.
Samus: Never mind. I've never faced worse.
Falco: (sobbing) Kitty…why?
Hello Army: (jumps on Falco, eats him alive)
Fox: No! PEPPY! I mean…damn, what was his name again?
Merrill: Charge!
Hunters: (charging toward army)
Army: (charging toward hunters)
(32 feet away)
Zelda: (creating light with Din's Fire)
Melissa: Nice spell.
Zelda: Thanks.
(distant stabbing, gunshots, and explosions)
Ness: I wanna live!
AJ: So?
Ness: I wanna live.
AJ: I don't care.
Ness: You're mean!
AJ: See previous.
Ness: (whines)
(loud explosion, screaming)
Falcon: (crawling towards the couch) So…many…
Fox: (crawling towards the couch) What…was…that guy's name?
Merrill: (lying face down, muffled) Ow. (springs up) That actually worked! It hurt a lot, though.
DK: We win!
(deep, sinister laughter)
Link: Oh, great.
A giant Hello Kitty steps on half of the living room, laughing. It is about 490 feet tall.
AJ: Oh sh*t.
Mewtwo: I will defeat this monstrosity. (flies up to the Kitty's face, throws Shadow Balls in both eyes)
Giant Kitty: (blinded, screeches)
Mewtwo: (is covered in light blue aura with those glowing blue eyes of his)
Giant Kitty: (covered in same aura, begins levitating)
Mewtwo: (brings hands together, quickly separates them)
Giant Kitty: (ripped in half, disappears)
Mewtwo: Done.
AJ: Yay.
Mario: (eating applesauce) What about the dead people?
AJ: (shrugs)
(lights come back on)
Mewtwo: (returns to living room)
Ritsuko: Seriously, what about the people that died?
Bowser: Everyone that died sucked.
Fox: Except what's-his-face.
All: FALCO!
Kirby: Dumbass.
Fox: Oh. (laughs nervously, gets covered in giant fluff)
Marth: And there's the small matter of having half a living room.
AJ: (walking upstairs) Good night…
Yoshi: All's well that ends well, right?
Airi: Not in this case…
Mewtwo: Will no one thank me?
Ness: You're mean! (is rendered unconscious by Mewtwo's brilliant mind)
Mewtwo: (teleports)
Peach: Well, this is Master Hand's problem, not ours.
Suddenly, Master Hand appears! With an explosion, cause those are nice.
MH: What the f*ck? What happened to my f*ckin' mansion?
Mr. G&W: Hello Kitty came and stepped on it.
Nana: She killed some people too.
MH: Again? Fine…go to bed. I'll take care of this.
Pichu: But-
MH: GO TO F*CKIN' BED!
All: (scrambling to get upstairs)
Well that was weird. Um…that was weird. Good! What will the next genre be? I know I can't wait to find out!
Hello Kitty is evil…