Forgive me for this taking so long…
Chapter 9: Mystery In The M-I-X
Morning time! The Mansion is all fixed now, thanks to that hand guy! And the next genre is at hand. What will it be? Oh, wait, it's up there…Well, just pretend you don't know, okay? Okay? Yay! Let's get to the story!
AJ: Time for the next genre. Number 9.
Luigi: (hands AJ his hat) I'm going on strike…
AJ: Okay. The next genre is mystery.
All: …
Falco: …So…how do we pull this off?
AJ: (sigh) I'll be riiiiiiiiiiight back. (runs away)
All: …
Fox: Hey! You're alive, um…Falco!
Falco: Yes. Yes I am…
Bowser: (booing)
Pikachu: I-
Bowser: (booing louder)
Pikachu: …
8 mins later
AJ: Who better to help with a mystery than these guys? Conan and Detective Moore!
Moore: (laughing)
AJ: No, wait, not Detective Moore. Beat it.
Moore: (walking away sadly)
Conan: (chuckles)
Junpei: What? You got a kid to help solve a mystery?
Conan: I'm 17. I only look young. And my name isn't Conan, either. It's Shin'ichi.
(sorry)
AJ: We're keeping Conan.
Conan: Why?
AJ: …I didn't think that far, so deal with it. Anyway…we need a mystery. And fast.
Link: Where's Young Link?
All: Hmm…
Airi: Looks like we have a mystery on our hands.
Marth: To Young Link's room!
All: To Young Link's room!
In Young Link's Room
Young Link: (asleep)
AJ: F*ck!
In The Living Room
Pichu: Well, that didn't work.
Conan: Can I go now?
AJ: No! We need a mystery!
Louie: This is boring. Now I'm hungry. I'm gonna go make me a-
C. Falcon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (gets stepped on by Excel)
Louie: (screaming from the kitchen)
All: (rush into the kitchen)
Melissa: Louie, what happened?
Louie: …Look. (points inside fridge)
All: (look)
Louie: No…lunchmeat…
Conan: (bored) So buy some more.
AJ: No, no, wait. This will be our mystery. The Mystery Of The Missing Lunchmeat!
Conan: (groans) This is pathetic.
Zelda: So now we need to look for clues.
Celcia: Look! On the floor! Bits of turkey, ham, and bologna!
Roy: Covered in…paw prints!
All (except Conan and Mewtwo): (gasp)
Ilpalazzo: Okay, so now we now that the culprit is not human.
AJ: We also know that whoever took the meat is sloppy and went into the backyard.
All: To the backyard!
In The Backyard
Peach: I forgot how big this place is…
Excel: (running around wasting energy)
AJ: Anybody see anything?
Pichu: There's a hole in the wall over there.
All: (rush to hole in wall)
Merrill: Whatever did this broke in, because the bricks are in the yard.
Ritsuko: And whatever did this is about…3 feet tall.
Link: These bricks are half-eaten, too.
Samus: So that means…whatever this thing is…we've never seen it.
All: …
Yoshi: That thing's still in the mansion! (screams and faints)
C. Falcon: 3 feet tall? No problem!
Mewtwo: Yes. No problem at all.
AJ: To the living room!
In The Living Room
Ganondorf: …Well, Falcon?
Falcon: What? I don't wanna go after it too fast…
Conan: This mystery sucks.
AJ: Oh, be quiet.
(loud growling from upstairs)
Louie: Oh, screw this! I want my damn sandwich! (stomps upstairs)
4 seconds later
Louie: (on the floor in the middle of the living room, face down, slowly stands up) Ow.
Genie: So what was it?
Louie: It was…I don't remember. (gets stepped on by Excel)
Mario: Thanks. You were a big help…
AJ: That's it. Everybody jump it! To the thing!
All: To the thing!
2 mins later
In The Living Room
Conan: I got more lunchmeat.
Louie: (snatches lunchmeat, goes to make a sandwich)
Bowser: Well, we killed it.
Pikachu: How did-
Bowser: (booing)
Pikachu: (groans)
Junpei: What kind of mystery was that? We just killed a Pikachu on steroids.
Airi: Now we have a new mystery. Who's gonna clean it up?
All: …Louie! (runs away)
Louie: (comes back with a sandwich) What? Where'd everybody go?
An hour later
All: (back)
Louie: Cleaning that up was disgusting…
AJ: Okay, we just "completed" another genre. So…everybody take five…and we'll meet here tomorrow and do it all again.
All: To the disco!
At The Disco
All: (throwing food at disco dancers)
Disco Dude: Ow! What's wrong with you? (gets hit by a bag of marshmallows with a brick inside)
Bowser: (booing) You all suck! Disco is dead! Sit your asses down somewhere!
(building collapses)
2 mins later
All: (outside of disco)
DK: …What the hell did we just do?
Don't worry about it! Our "mystery" has been solved and killed! The next day brings the next one! Maybe we'll actually try to follow the rules! Then again, maybe we won't! No, we probably won't.
Seriously…that mystery sucked…
It really did.