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Chapter 10: Drama In The M-I-X

Only 3 genres left, counting this one. How will this tale survive past that point? No, wait. I'm thinking too far.

Drama time! It's time to get all dramatic and intense! Let's see how it goes.

AJ: Number 9.

Luigi: No. They know already.

AJ: Fine…

Popo: So how do we pull this one off?

Yoshi: Well, for starters…(throws a BLT at C. Falcon)

Falcon: (gets slapped in the face by it, about to cry) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…OOOOOOO!

All: …

Kintaro: Feel better?

Falcon: (breathing hard, tearing)

AJ: First, we need some good drama people thingies to help us out. (runs away)

Zelda: Where does he find these people, anyway?

Louie: (shrugs, picks up BLT, begins eating)

10 mins later…

AJ: I could only find these three. Shinji, Asuka, and Rei.

Asuka: You say that like you wanted to find someone else!

AJ: …Duh? Anyway…does anyone here have a gun? Anyone.

Fox/Falco: (raise hand/wing)

AJ: That shoots bullets?

All: …

Rei: (pulls out a pistol)

AJ: Okay then. Now-

(gunshot)

All: …(oh, the suspense!)

DK: Well? Who got shot?

Ritsuko: Well, me. But I'm wearing a bulletproof vest on.

All: Crap!

Ritsuko: Hey! (slaps everyone except Mewtwo)

Melissa: Louie, I'm pregnant!

All except Mewtwo: (gasp!)

Merrill: (cracking up)

Louie: (total shock!) Where was I when this happened?

Ila: (out of nowhere) I HATE YOU! (knees Louie in the groin, runs away sobbing)

(oh, the drama!)

Louie: (straining) Wait, Ila…(falls over) Let me learn, then explain…

Melissa: (nervous) Yes, it is quite weird, isn't it?

AJ: They're leaving after this genre.

Pikachu: (nodding) Huh?

Eva Pilots: (leaving)

Louie: What? Was I asleep or something?

Melissa: (heavy blush)

Louie: …

All: …

Mr. G&W: That's weird.

Melissa: Well-

All: Shut up, weirdo!

Excel: Yeah! (thinking) Wonder if that'll work with…no, wait, I've never ever ever never ever ever never ever seen him sleep a day before in my life! (talking out loud) And I see him a hell of a lot! But maybe I could give him some sleeping pills after I lure him into a big room with a big bed, and then-

Ilpalazzo: Can I borrow this? (takes Rei's pistol, shoots Excel in the head)

Excel: (dies)

AJ: That's like the seventh time she died.

All: …

Ganondorf: This is retarded.

Louie: I WAS F*CKING ASLEEP?

Melissa: Well, you would've said no if I asked you!

Louie: (laughs out loud)

Ila: (back) YOU BASTARD! (knees Louie in the groin, runs away sobbing)

Louie: (straining) Why me..?

Great Will of the Macrocosm: Sorry I was late. Hair appointment.

(reality bend!)

Yoshi: (throws a BLT at Falcon)

Falcon: (gets slapped in the face by it, about to cry) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…OOOOOOO!

AJ: Didn't I just leave?

Mario: (gnawing on Kirby) Not anymore.

AJ: Hmm…who picked drama again?

Kirby: (swallowing Mario, raises hand, gets hit by a cowbell)

Melissa: Louie, I want you!

Louie: Well, duh.

Ila: I want you too!

Louie: Duh.

Merrill/Jeanie: We don't want you.

(Jeanie: name correction!)

Louie: Well, d- wait. Damn…

Peach: Junpei, I want you!

Junpei: Again? (gets tackled by Mario)

Mario: (cursing, yelling, beating up Junpei)

Junpei: (kicks him into a wall through a lamp)

Mario: (feels back of neck) I'm bleeding…(collapses)

All except Mewtwo: (gasp!)

Luigi: (cracking up)

Dr. Mario: Me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Y. Link: (slitting wrists with sword)

AJ: Yeah, Ganondorf was right.

Ganondorf: Of course I was. I'm Ganondorf.

Great Will: You called?

Excel: Actually, no, but do your stuff anyway!

(reality bend!)

Yoshi: (throws a BLT at Falcon)

Falcon: (gets slapped in the face by it, about to cry) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…OOOOOOO!

Falco: Is there a reason we keep going back to that part?

Pikachu: (nodding) Wait, huh?

Bowser: (kicks Pikachu in the back of the head) Pay attention!

Pikachu: (feels back of head) I'm bleeding…(collapses)

Pichu: (sobbing uncontrollably)

All: Enough is enough!

Mewtwo: (does that memory wipe thing he did in The First Movie)

The Next Day

Everybody except Mewtwo: (asleep in the living room)

Great Will: Hey! Now I feel unimportant…(disappears)

AJ: (wakes up) …What the...? What happened yesterday?

Mewtwo: We are on the 6th genre.

AJ: Okay.

(after showers, teeth brushing, and breakfast)

Jigglypuff: New genre!

That didn't go too well, obviously. But the suspense! The drama! The low-blows and the crying! The fighting and the bloodshed! The BLT! Oh, that BLT! So dramatic! So beautiful…

Only two left…