Conflict of Interests

Drabble 4: Unusual Suspect

By: Kigen

Unofficially entitled Bedtime Stories of a Crimson Nightmare. The fourth drabble has come, as has our first HaoLysergYoh. I'm spoiling you all with these quick updates.

Disclaimer: The day I own Shaman King is the day I get paid to sit on my butt and write stories about Lyserg getting smexed up.

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Lyserg grumbled under his breath. His last clean shirt dirty, courtesy of a certain pyro prone shaman. Why the hell was Hao chasing Horo with pancake batter anyways? Never mind. He didn't want to know. And since all his laundry was dirty, Lyserg would just have to wear something of Hao's or Yoh's.

So, Lyserg began to shift through the closet the three shared. The dowser pushed aside most clothing, finally coming across one of Yoh's black hooded sweatshirts. Shrugging, he stripped his stained shirt off and slipped Yoh's over his head. As he was pulling his head through the neck; something caught his attention.

A flash of something red... and kinda shiny to be exact.

Curious, he pulled it out...

And what the HELL was a satin red nightie with black lace trim doing in their closet?

Yanking it out, Lyserg stomped down the stairs.

Horo's head jerked up, several bits of cereal falling from his mouth (a standby when the pancakes had failed).

Lyserg sent the ice shaman a glare that put Hao to shame. "Leave. Now."

With an epp, Horo scurried out of the room. His breakfast sat forgotten on the table.

"Morning Horo. Where are you-"

"GoingtoRen'snowbebacklaterbye!" Horo shouted, racing past Yoh.

"That was weird." Yoh scratched his head. He glanced into the kitchen to see Hao and a steaming Lyserg. "What's going on?"

"What was this doing in the closet?" Lyserg growled, eyes trained on Hao.

"Why would I know?" Hao asked.

"Don't play innocent! I know you put this in there!"

"What proof do you have?" Hao asked curiously.

"It's red and black. You WANT to see me in woman's clothing; you've PUT me in woman's clothing before! It was in our closet-"

"That doesn't prove it's mine." Hao flicked bit of cereal at the wall.

"Are you suggesting YOH put it in there?"

Hao shrugged. "I didn't."

Lyserg's face went from pink, to red.

Yoh was suddenly very happy lyserg wasn't paying any attention to him.

"Why would Yoh put them in there?" Lyserg demanded Hao explanation.

Hao shrugged. "You'd look sexy in it?"

Lyserg sputtered, tried to think of something to say. Unable to think up an answer, he growled and threw the nightie at Hao's head. With a loud huff, the dowser stomped out of the room

After a few moments of silence, Hao turned to his twin.

"You put it in there, didn't you?" Hao asked.

Yoh just silently nodded, getting his breakfast

Hao smirked. "Nice."

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Never expected that from Yoh did you? Admit it, when you heard the 'red satin and black lace,' you were all thinking Hao.

Next drabble will be another HaoLysergYoh fan fiction, but with a twist. We get mpreg next time. And it will still be rated T! I shall drag the T rated fan fictions out as long as I can before going to R… even though those are starting to pile up…

Hope you all enjoyed, please R&R.

Ja manna-san!