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Chapter 13: Action In The M-I-X Part 2

Last time we checked in with our ridiculously large party, they had fallen into a pit where they encountered a water monster of sorts. Excel returned somehow, and the entrance ate Goku. Also, Mewtwo proceeded to climb to the top to attempt a solo resolution. Now then…to the party!

Bowser: Well? Anybody got any ideas?

Popo: Let's freeze it!

Nana: And break it!

Ice Climbers: You read my mind! (throwing ice blocks at the monster)

Monster: (seeps into the ground)

Roy: Everybody stay alert!

Ice Climbers: (become engulfed in a geyser, monster regains form with them inside)

Samus: Well that didn't work. We need more ice power. (switches to Ice Beam)

AJ: Sounds like a plan. (GBA glows completely white) Ready?

Samus: Almost. (charging Ice Spreader)

Monster: (turns into a large ball of water)

Samus: Now! (fires Ice Spreader at monster)

AJ: (fires beam of ice at monster)

Monster: (begins rolling toward the two)

Kurama: Move! (everyone except Samus and AJ moves out the way)

AJ/Samus: (begin running backwards, still firing)

Monster: (steadily freezing)

AJ: Come on, come on…

Samus: Hurry up and- (hits wall) Freeze!

Monster: (almost frozen)

AJ: Freeze you bastard, freeze!

Samus: When it freezes, get behind me.

AJ: Right.

Monster: (damn near frozen, about 40 feet away)

Samus: Not yet…

Monster: (rolling ball of ice)

AJ: (stops firing, gets behind Samus)

Samus: (charging a Super Missile)

Monster: (15 feet away)

(ka-blooey)

Ice Climbers: (in their own little ice block)

Mario Bros.: (throwing fireballs at the block)

Junpei: Well, that was simple.

Ice Climbers: (thawed, yet still having fireballs thrown at them) We're thawed already!

Luigi: Oh. Sorry.

Mario: (stops) …(throws another fireball) Okay, now you're thawed.

Ice Climbers: (frowning)

Spike: Can we get outta here now? Please?

Yusuke: Yeah. Sure. Show us the door and we'll gladly ditch the pit.

All: (looking around)

Bowser: Move. Just move. (walks up to the wall, puts ear to it) Yeah. (punches hole in wall)

All: (looking inside)

The revealed room is completely dark, but the large, spiraling staircase is made of pure light. It goes up pretty far.

Gojyo: I swear, haven't villains ever heard of elevators?

Falcon: Hey! I want a witty transition phrase too!

Sanzo: That was witty to you? (scoffs)

Gojyo: Fine. Go ahead, then.

Falcon: Okay. (clears throat, inhales)

Meanwhile…

Mewtwo: (approaching a huge, purple door) This should be it. (door bursts open, floats inside)

The room is somewhat of a hallway with blue-and-purple striped walls and a floor made of old, dirty wood. There is darkness at the end of the hall.

Mewtwo: (floating toward the darkness)

Goku: (in the distance, yelling) Get me out of here!

Mewtwo: (disappears into the dark)

Back to the stairs

All: (climbing the stairs)

Mario: (panting and eating Jell-O) How far up are we?

Hakkai: (looks down) I'd say about 48 feet, give or take.

Bowser: (thinking) Mario's pretty pathetic when it comes to stairs. I'll remember that for later.

Pikachu: What do you guys think this…thing we're after is?

Fox: Yo momma.

All (except Pikachu, Sanzo, and Kurama): Ohhhhhhhhhh!

Pikachu: That wasn't fair.

Falco: (high-fives Fox)

Ness: (looking up) Doesn't look like there's an end in sight.

Kirby: And what exactly happened to the action? It like, vanished.

At that exact moment, several portals opened up overhead. They started to glow.

Pikachu: (sighs, walks over to Kirby, pokes him in the eye)

Kirby: OW! Sorry! God!

The portals start raining down lightning on the group.

Excel: RUN! RUN YOUR FREAKING ASSES OFF!

All: (running as fast as they can)

The portals follow overhead, causing the unfortunate zapped to vanish. Mario, who had tripped, was the first to go. Oh well.

Luigi: Mario's gone!

Sheik: (several feet ahead) So?

Pikachu: This seems- (dodges a bolt) so familiar. Except the bolts were balls, and the stairs were a ramp, and I was by myself...but yeah. Deja vu.

Bowser: I'm surprised I got this far. (zapped)

Ganondorf: (laughs, gets zapped)

Ice Climbers: (zapped simultaneously)

Link: (zapped)

Ilpalazzo: (zapped)

Excel: Oh no you don't, evil portal thingies! (stops) Take me to- (gets trampled by 13 people, then zapped)

Peach: (zapped)

Spike: Damn, this sucks…(zapped)

Airi: (zapped)

Junpei: They got Ms. Ai- (zapped)

Ritsuko: Junpei! (zapped)

Falco: Fox, you fast bastard, wait! (zapped)

Fox: Crap, that dude was too slow!

Ness: (attempts bolt absorption with PSI Magnet, but vanishes anyway)

Jigglypuff: (zapped)

Samus: (zapped)

Roy: (zapped)

Kirby: (attempts bolt consumption by Inhaling, but vanishes anyway)

Luigi: (jumps on Yoshi in desperation)

Yoshi: (trips due to sudden weight increase) Hey, what the f- (zapped with Luigi)

DK: (zapped)

Link: (zapped)

Jigglypuff: (zapped)

Mr. G&W: (zapped)

Pichu: (zapped)

Yusuke: Ah, crap. (zapped)

Marth: (zapped)

Young Link: (zapped)

Falcon: (with all the quickies) How many we got left?

Hiei: You, the rat, the fox, Kurama, the priest and his friends, the ninja, and that kid.

Kurama: We'll have to rescue them later.

Pikachu: Guys?

All: (looking up)

The stairway of light begins to fall apart several feet up. Eventually, the diminished party runs out of stair and stops.

Fox: Great! What now?

The portals combine to form one large portal. It hovers above the 10, about to launch a final lightning bolt.

Sanzo: If anyone has any escape tactics, now would be the perfect time to share.

AJ: (sucks teeth) This is gonna really f*ck my battery life up. (takes out GBA, which begins glowing) Everybody grab on.

Gojyo: Okay, but don't tell anybody I held a dude on purpose.

AJ: Yeah, sure.

The entire party begins to glow bright white. Right when the bolt crashes down, the party splits into multiple floating white sparks. They begin to fly straight up.

Falcon's voice: (echoing) Why didn't you use this earlier?

AJ's voice: (echoing) The batteries can barely handle it now. Didn't you hear me whining?

The sparks shoot straight up at high speed.

Meanwhile…

Mewtwo is in a strange room littered with translucent pink egg-like pods on the walls. It seems like every second, a new party member appears in one of the pods.

Mewtwo: What is this fiend planning?

Overly Sweet Voice: Oh, you needn't worry about that! (giggle)

The room lightens up. It is truly horrible.

Mewtwo: (looks toward the back of the room) What?

And there Part 2 concludes! It may have been more bootleg plot development than action, but the grand finale will (should) make up for it. Whose overly sweet voice is that? What'll our heroes do about it? And exactly how can this all come to a reasonable end? M-I-X ends for good…next time!

First Inverstatue, now this…