Conflict of Interests

Drabble 7: Ren's Opinion

By: Kigen

Unofficially entitled Bedtime Stories of a Crimson Nightmare. This is another R rated one. I take no responsibility for this. I really, really don't.

Disclaimer: If I owned Shaman King I'd have the $80,000 I need to go into a business partnership with my friend… And the real reason Lyserg wore those fuck me- I mean! Uke… Er… short shorts would be revealed.

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Ren swore softly to himself. No, scratch that. Ren swore quite loudly, slamming his book shut. With an snarl, Ren glared at Yoh.

Yoh turned his gaze from the clouds outside to the Chinese Shaman. "Something wrong?"

"Don't those two ever quit?" Ren swore that the banging and groaning upstairs had been going on for over an hour.

"Yeah, they will eventually." Yoh answered, returning his gaze skyward

Grumbling to himself, Ren attempted to return to his book.

"Hey Ren?"

"What?"

"Why do you think Lyserg's so loud when he's with Hao?"

Sputtering, it took all of Ren's willpower not to hurl the book at Yoh's head

"What are you talking about? Why would you ask me something like that?"

Yoh shrugged. "No reason. It's just that Lyserg's louder when he's with Hao. Think it's because Hao's rougher than I am?"

Ren closed his eyes. "I don't want to discuss your sex life Yoh."

"But Hao IS rough." Yoh continued. "Lyserg's always covered in marks after he sleeps with Hao. not to mention he can't really walk strait for a while afterwards; unless they're really going at it. Then Lyserg can't walk at all for the rest of the day."

Ren covered his ears "I am not hearing this. I am not hearing this. I am not hearing this."

"I'm always really gentle though. Do you think that's why Lyserg's loud when he's with Hao and why he's quiet with me?"

"Kisama!

Standing up, Ren listened to his urges, and did chuck the book at Yoh's head. Swearing in both Japanese and Chinese, Ren stomped out of the house, the front door slamming it as hard as a sliding wooden door could be slammed.

Hao came downstairs; shirtless and looking quite satisfied

"Where's Lyserg?" Yoh asked

"Sleeping." Hao answered. "What was that about?"

Yoh just shrugged, and returned to watching the clouds.

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I claim no responsibility for this. I have no idea what I was on… It was entertaining though. These drabbles are so much more varied now that they're R rated. Next chapter, an evil more foul than Hao.

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