Conflict Of Interests

by kigen

A collection of drabbles, focusing on the pairings of HaoLyserg, YohLyserg, and HaoLysergYoh. Future mention of mpreg, angst, fluff, humor, and such. Click it. Come on, you know you want to.

8. Handbook

Conflict of Interests

Drabble 8: Handbook

By: Kigen

Unofficially entitled Bedtime Stories of a Crimson Nightmare. This is the third R rated one... Though I doubt any of you are complaining. Beware the subtle Renro. Crimson Nightmare spawned this drabble (like she does all), so blame her.

Disclaimer: I don't even own a YohLyserg, or HaoLyserg doujinshi, let alone a HaoLysergYoh one… Or the series. I don't own the series either.

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Horo entered the living room, a red blush across his cheeks. "Um Yoh?"

"What?'

"What's this?" Horo held up a notebook. He had found it, and it had looked innocent enough… Until the ice shaman had picked it up and began reading it.

Yoh glanced at it. It was one of those hard cover journals; black with a red velvet spine. "It's Hao's. Go ask him."

"Um... I'd rather you told me." Horo requested, his blush intensifying.

"It's Hao's handbook."

"What kind of handbook is that?" Horo snorted.

"Various positions and techniques for yaoi sex and threesome yaoi sex." Yoh answered as calmly as possible.

"And the doodles of stick figures screwing each other on every page?"

"Aniki can't draw very well." Yoh explained.

"And the ones with green blobs on their heads are Lyserg, aren't they?"

"Uh-huh."

"That's what I thought." Horo grimaced as he set the book down and left the room.

He'd REALLY need to remember page 87 the next time he went over to Ren's.

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Lyserg's blissfully unaware of the handbook and it's contents. And Hao would SO draw little stick figures to illustrate all the different positions. And then he would give all the uke stick figures green hair just like Lyserg. Wanna know the kicker?

Page 87 involves woman's nighties.

Thanks for reading and please.

Ja manna-san!