Conflict of Interests

Drabble 12: Desert Island

By: Kigen

Unofficially entitled Bedtime Stories of a Crimson Nightmare. Um… I guess it's teen rated. Tends how adult you imagination is at the end of the story. TwinsLyserg once again.

Disclaimer: While, when I get my book published, the first thing I plan to do is write a fan fiction for it, it wouldn't be Shaman King… and Yoh and Hao fighting over Lyserg would have been a story arch.

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It was a lazy day at Yoh's house. Ren and Horo were visiting; Horo sprawled out on the ground and Ren sitting in a chair. Hao was lounging on the couch. Yoh was leaning against said couch, looking through his Cds. Lyserg laid on Yoh's legs, reading one of his detective novels.

Bored, Horo asked the first question that popped into his head. "If you had one thing you could bring with you on a deserted island, what would it be?"

Ren rolled his eyes. "Of all the stupid questions."

"Oh really? Then what would you bring Ren?"

"Nothing, because I wouldn't be stupid enough to get stranded on a desert island." Ren answered.

"You're no fun. Okay Yoh, what would you bring?"

"I dunno. Never really though of it." Yoh answered, returning to his CDs

"What about you Lyserg?"

"Probably... a cell phone or something. So I could call for someone to come rescue me."

"That's cheating!"

"No it's not."

Horo grumbled under his breath. His game was supposed to be a lot more fun than this.

"What about you Hao. What would you bring?"

The fire shaman smirked. "Lyserg."

"THAT"S NOT A CHOICE!"

"Yes it is. I don't need anything other than Lyserg." Hao got off the couch and sat next to Yoh. "Isn't that right Lyserg? Forget the phone. I'm all you really need." Hao leaned over and nibbled on Lyserg's ear.

"EW! Ren and I are still in the room Hao!" Horo shielded his virgin eyes, and turned away. His whole body shuddered in horror.

"Then leave."

That line didn't come from Hao. Oh no. It came from Yoh.

Yoh had his hands up Lyserg's shirt, and kissed the dowser on the cheek.

In the back of him mind, Lyserg was deciding if he wanted to escape or not.

"Ewww" Horo turned and bolted from the room. Ren followed with rolled eyes and a slower, more dignified pace.

Honestly, you would think Horo would have learned by now any game involving Yoh, Lyserg and Hao always ended the same way.

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Hope you enjoyed the humor. Anyone want more angst in these drabbles? Anyway, next time is more twinsLyserg mpreg. Humor this time.

Thanks for reading, please review.

Ja manna-san!