Conflict of Interests
Drabble 13: Baby Shopping 1
By: Kigen
Unofficially entitled Bedtime Stories of a Crimson Nightmare. Rated R for innuendo and sex references. Entitled Baby Shopping 1 because at some point or another, I'll write another drabble continuing this drabble.
Disclaimer: Does this happen in the anime? Does Yoh constantly wear black hoodies with his special leaf on them? Is Hao constantly trying to get Lyserg into woman's clothing? No to all three? I don't own it then.
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Today was going to be a long day. Lyserg could tell the minute he got up. The fact that Hao was looming over him, a smirk far too happy on his face didn't help either. Especially since it looked way too much like Hao's "I'm putting you in woman's clothing" smirk.
"Go away Hao." Lyserg pulled the blanket over his head. He was tiered and he was pregnant. All were good reasons to sleep in.
But no. Hao was a persistent little bugger. It took much pushing, pouting, begging and bugging to get Lyserg up.
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Actually, it only took Yoh coming upstairs and saying lunch (you expected a pregnant man to get up in time for breakfast) was ready to get Lyserg out of bed.
So Lyserg got up and waddled downstairs (Hao behind him, steadying him like he was helpless) and ate his lunch. After the relatively calm meal, the real horror began.
Hao came up, holding a pair a cream colored (Lyserg ignored the fact that they were maternity) overalls. Now, those weren't too bad. However; what Hao held in his other hand…
He thought he had stained, ripped, and threw away that damned, bright red, "Under Construction" shirt.
"What do you want me to do with that?" Lyserg grimaced at the thought.
"Wear it." Hao answered.
"No."
"You have to."
"Why?"
"We're going baby shopping today, remember." Yoh explained, coming downstairs with one of his hoodies in hand. He handed it to Lyserg, who took it gratefully.
"Yoh! You're ruining my plans!'
"I don't care. if he doesn't want to wear it, don't make him." Yoh argued with his brother.
"Why do I need to dress in girl clothes anyways?" Lyserg asked, as he began to strip out of his shirt there in the kitchen. It wasn't like there was anyone other than the twins who would see. And it wasn't like Yoh and Hao hadn't seen more, much more, of the dowser's body.
"Because we're going baby shopping." Hao explained.
"And boy's don't usually get pregnant." Yoh finished as he Lyserg's dirty sleeping clothes and threw them in the hamper.
"And wearing girl clothes will make me look like a girl?" Lyserg asked.
Neither twin wanted to answer that. It was an unspoken pact that in these times, until Lyserg's libido lessoned, neither twin would so cruel to the other as to piss Lyserg off and get banned from sex. They just weren't cruel enough to make the other deal with Lyserg by himself.
Sighing, Lyserg didn't know how exactly they got him into the clothes, out the door, and to the mall. Lyserg only hoped Hao didn't kill anyone.
"ANIKI! Don't do that!"
Today was gonna be a long day indeed.
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A little explanation to the evil libido. During pregnancy, it's not unusual for a woman's sex drive to change. They may not be interested at all, or they may want it often. Lyserg became a nympho during the fifth month of his pregnancy. The twins can barely keep up with his demands together, let alone one by himself.
Next chapter... probably angst with character death.
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