Conflict of Interests

Drabble 15: Blackout

By: Kigen

Unofficially entitled Bedtime Stories of a Crimson Nightmare. Some cute, slightly suggested, but still T rated HaoLysergYoh. Humor for the humor lovers.

This might be a good time to note (since I can't remember if I did) that in my HaoLysergYoh drabbles, Hao and Yoh both love Lyserg. Lyserg loves Yoh and Hao. However, Hao and Yoh only love each other in the brotherly sense. They aren't attracted to each other.

Disclaimer: No random black outs in the series in which this actually occurs; proof I do not own Shaman King.

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"Ow!"

"What the-!"

"Aniki! Stop groping me! I'm not Lyserg!"

There were a few more moments of confusion and yelling; until a flash light was found, light, and cast some visibility in the other wise pitch black room. Lyserg could just barely hold in his giggles when he saw that Hao's hand was indeed squeezing Yoh's butt.

Hao and Yoh jumped away from each other as though it burned.

"What happened?" Yoh brushed his pants off

"The electricity must have went out." Lyserg said, setting a few candles (that Hao gladly light) around the living room.

"Stupid man made invention." Hao muttered, sitting on the couch and pulling Lyserg down next to him.

Yoh walked about of the room and after a few moments of bumping around in the dark, he returned with a large, thick blanket. Sitting down on the other side of Lyserg, he handed Hao the other end of the blanket. Understanding, Hao took it and tucked it around himself as Yoh tucked it around him; efficiently wrapping the three of them together.

It was later on in the season, and the nights were a bit chilly

Lyserg sighed, comfortably snuggling between the twins, and closed his eyes. He hoped that he would be able to fall asleep without sex for one night.

He almost did too, when he heard Yoh mutter, "Stop it."

"Stop what" Hao asked.

"You're rubbing my leg again Aniki. How many times do I have to tell you I'm not Lyserg?"

Doing his best to hide his smirk, Lyserg continued to pretend to be asleep, when his let his hand slide up Hao's thigh at an odd angle.

"Stop it." Hao hissed at his twin.

"I'm not doing anything."

"You're molesting my leg. I stopped touching you, you stop touching me. Just because I'm irresistible-"

"Trust me aniki." Yoh interrupted. "I can resist you."

Making a soft mumble, Lyserg shifted slightly, hoping the twins would think that he was indeed sleeping, and that they were waking him up. It seemed to work, because the two of them started hissing at each other to shut up.

Unfortunately, Lyserg couldn't hold it anymore, and though he did his best to stifle it, he let out a tiny giggle.

The two Asakura twins looked at each other and smirked.

Yoh turned off the flashlight, which had been glowing at the side of the couch, as Hao put out the candles; casting the room into darkness once more.

As Hao turned and lifted Lyserg into his lap, Yoh turned back, and crawled on top of Lyserg. His hand slipped up Lyserg's shirt. Lyserg tried to squirm away, but suddenly found his arms pinned by Hao.

"Now now Lyserg." Hao kissed the dowser's temple. "You didn't think..."

"That we'd let you get away with that, did you?" Yoh finished, kissing Lyserg's stomach.

Lyserg didn't have time to answer, before merciless fingers began to dance upon his sides, causing him to burst into helpless bouts of laughter.

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Ah, who's disappointed by the fluffy ending? Well next chapter… I don't know if it's going to be fluff or humor or angst yet. You'll just have to wait and see, won't you?

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Ja manna-san!