Um...just read this...
Ok, first of all, I want to thank all my lurvlyy reviewers! woo, you guys rock my sox off. Secondly, I want to appologise if the second chapter is in anyway what so ever offensive to people with a lisp. And finally, I want to do some translating concerning the second chapter, cos I don't think any of you understood what Gingerbread man said.
Heres the telephone call: ''Hello. Now, lithen here young lady. You will keep on walking, BUT take the firthst thortcut to your right, into the woods. Or elthe thomething...thomething...err...Or elthe we would have to drag you into the woodth. Capeeth?''
Translation: ''Hello. Now, listen here young lady. You will keep on walking, BUT take the first shortcut to your right, into the woods. Or else something...something...err...Or else we would have to drag you into the woods. Capeesh?''
Cont'd of the telephone call: ''Sorry, who's this. And do you even know who your talkin' to?'' I asked. (Bella)
''Yeash. Ithabella Thwan. Your name ith Ithabella Thwan. Am I right?''
''No your not. My name's ISabella Swan. Not ITHabella THwan. CapeeSH?'' I put empahsis on the words with S's in them. (Bella)
''Ok, Ithabella Thwan-''
''Yes?'' I asked, getting tired.(Bella)
''You will lithen to me and go into the woodth. Hokey?''
Translation: (Bella)
''Yes. Isabella Swan. Your name is Isabella Swan. Am I right?''
(Bella)
''Ok, Isabella Swan-''
(Bella)
''You will listen to me and go into the woods. OK?''
(Bella finishes off convo)
The room scene and threat: ''What the hell do you want?'' (Bella)
''Oh you thee...onthe upon a timeth, there wath a thtupid girl called Ithabella Thwan who dethided to eateth a Gingerbread man!''
''Whath the matter thtupid girl?''
''Tho, after the ateth the gingerbread man-'' Mumbles something under his breathe along the lines of ' Rest in peice Bob'
''uth Gingerbreaderth dethided to take revengeth on you, on behalf of Bob. The gingerbread the thtupid girl ate. Namingly YOuuuuu.''
Translation: ''Oh, you see...once upon a time, there was a stupid girl called Isabella Swan who decided to eat a Gingerbread man!''
''What;s the matter stupid girl?''
''So, after she ate the gingerbread man-''
''Us Gingerbreaders decided to take revenge on you, on behalf of Bob. The gingerbread the stupid girl ate. Namingly Youuuuuu.''
Thank you for readin' and reviewin'. Watch out for my next fic, called 'Hated guilt, Tempting pleasure, and Sweet revenge' It's a Romance/Action-adventure/Mystery fic. This is my best one so far. My masterpeice! Check it out under my profile under 'Stories authored'
Until then, Ciao!