Conflict of Interests

Drabble 27: Bus Ride

By: Kigen

Unofficially entitled Bedtime Stories of a Crimson Nightmare. Teen stuff, because let's face it. All teenagers are this perverted. HaoLysergYoh, some humor for you all.

Disclaimer: Go to Adult Fan fiction . Net. Look for Shaman King lemons written by someone named Chu-leh (me, and sometimes me and Crimson Nightmare). If I owned Shaman King, those stories would be cannon.

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"Tell me again why we're doing this?" Hao all but hissed as they stood, waiting.

"Because we couldn't get a ride, and you can't always rely on the Spirit of Fire for everything" Yoh answer.

"I've been doing it for hundreds of year why should I stop now?"

Lyserg just groaned, holding his head in his hands. "Hao, it's just the bus."

"It's full of worthless humans." Hao crossed his arms like a pouting five year old rather than the mighty ancient shaman that he was.

"Just behave yourself." Lyserg muttered as the steel vehicle came to a stop before them.

"What do I get if I behave?" Hao asked.

"You get to top first next time." Yoh answered.

"Yoh!" Lyserg hissed under his breath.

"I'll end up topping first anyways." Hao dismissed the idea as he looked at the seat with disgust. Humans had sat in it.

"Would you two stop it." Lyserg whispered angrily. "We're in public."

Hao suddenly smirked

Yes, they were in public, which meant...

Lyserg 'epped' as he was pulled from his seat. "Hao? What?"

Hao sat down (on the human seat) and pulled Lyserg down so he was in his lap. Yoh sat next to the two like there was nothing usual going on.

Hao purred softly, burring his face in the back of Lyserg's neck. "If I have to sit on this spirits be damned bus, you're sitting with me."

"I can sit next to you." Lyserg shifted about, stopping when he felt Hao smirk against his neck.

"No. I like this better."

Lyserg sighed in annoyance and got comfortable. He'd be there for a while.

Without even blinking, Yoh pulled his headphones on.

"This means I get to top first next time."

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Okay, I didn't really like this one that much, but you all deserved an update. YohLyserg fluff next time. Cuteness ahoy!

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Ja manna-san!