Conflict of Interests
Drabble 31: War From All Three Sides
By: Kigen
Unofficially entitled Bedtime Stories of a Crimson Nightmare. Crack HaoLysergYoh humor, and the tiniest hint of RenLyserg.
Disclaimer: If I was the creator of Shaman King, I'd be male and would know what little box to check on applications about ethnicity. Seeing as I'm female and only half Asain (and Lyserg isn't having man babies with Yoh and Hao), Shaman King isn't mine.
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"Front."
"Back."
"Front."
"Back!"
Lyserg groaned. "What are you two fighting about so early in the morning?"
"Lyserg, isn't it better to hand it from the front?"
"It's much better to hag it from the back."
"No way! You end up using too much forced when you hang it from the back."
"No, that's what happens when you hang it from the front."
"But you don't know how much force to use for the back, so you always end up using too much.."
"I don't know about you ototo, but I never use too much force."
"That's because you use your shaman powers!"
"Please ototo. Me, use shaman powers on toilet paper?"
Lyserg groaned even louder. "That's what you're fighting about at six in the morning?"
"Yeah."
"So?"
"What do you think is better Lyserg?"
"It should hang from the back, shouldn't it?"
"No, the front."
"Back."
"Front."
"Back."
"Front."
Lyserg sat up, ready to snap. "I don't care how it's done, just one of you do it next time instead of making me do it!"
The two sat silent as Lyserg stood up and marched out of the room. Ren never minded if he slept in his room when Hao and Yoh were being idiots.
"Back's better."
"No, the front is."
"Back."
"Front."
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The sad part is, I sat through my parents having a very similar argument to this when I was younger. The only problem was that they both thought it should be hung from the front, and they were still arguing.
Next chapter is YohLyserg angst with drowning and such.
Question, is there any interest out there for a RenLyserg drabble ficcy? I'm playing around with the idea right now.
Read and review please.
Ja manna-san!