Conflict of Interests
Drabble 33: If I Had a Million Dollars…
By: Kigen
Unofficially entitled Bedtime Stories of a Crimson Nightmare. Kinky HaoLyserg fun for all. Rated R for catalogues and the disclaimer.
And, I caved and started the RenLyserg drabble story. It's called Let Me, and it's posted now. So, go take a look if you like.
Disclaimer: Lyserg is not the sole member of a harem owned by Hao, Yoh, Ren, Horo, or any combination of the four. Shaman King isn't mine.
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"Don't you want to win a million dollars Hao?"
"What do I need with human money?" Hao snorted. His head was on Lyserg's lap as he lazed about that day.
"You're no fun. What about you Lyserg?" Horo asked.
"I already have more money then I need." Lyserg answered. His father had left him a lot of money in his passing.
"Enough to last you a life time?" Horo asked.
Lyserg nodded, flipping a page in his book and smacking Hao's hand away as it tried to lift up the bottom of his shirt.
Knowing that Lyserg wasn't going to be any fun, Horo returned his attentions to Hao. "Come on, there isn't anything with human money you'd want to buy Hao?"
Hao though for a moment, then smirked. "I did find this one catalogue filled with some interesting things I wanted."
Lyserg froze mid page flip. Oh dear god, Hao didn't mean...
"And since Lyserg refuses to buy them for me, no matter how much fun he'd have with them..."
Oh god... he WAS.
Horo blinked curiously. "What kind of things?"
"Things like-"
Lyserg 'dropped' his book, which happened to land on Hao's face and momentarily shutting him up.
Hao made a strange sound, and sat up. Lyserg sent him a glare, a very clear one.
"Say anything and you're sleeping downstairs for a month."
Hao sighed and shut up, trying to get Lyserg's shirt off of him, or at least his pants unbuttoned.
It was Horo's fault. He was the one who asked.
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Like I said last chapter, you can guess what was in the catalogue. Next chapter, fluffy YohLyserg riddles.
Read and review please.
Ja manna-san!