Conflict of Interests
Drabble 43: Keys
By: Kigen
Unofficially entitled Bedtime Stories of a Crimson Nightmare. Some cute HaoLysergYoh humor with innuendo, cause we all love it. Rated M to be safe.
Disclaimer: I own… none of the Shaman King manga, aside from issues of Shonen Jump. And I have to wait almost a whole month to see Lyserg after being bitten and what he does to Yoh in actual paper form… It's not mine.
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Lyserg looked up with a look of utter evil upon his face.
"What do you mean you lost the keys?" he hissed.
Horo took a step back for pure protection's sake. "Don't worry. There's another one... somewhere..."
Lyserg twitched "Why did you do this in the first place?"
"It seemed like innocent fun at the time... And besides, Yoh and Hao aren't complaining."
"Yoh and Hao still have one hand to use!" Lyserg shouted.
The dowser would have pounced on Horo, but the two twins handcuffed to either of his wrists held him back.
"Come on Lyserg, it isn't that bad. And I'm sure Horo will get the other key soon, right Horo?" Yoh gently soothed the sheathing dowser.
"S-sure. Just let me run home and get it-"
"Home? You live here." Lyserg grounded out.
"Well... Home like… Hokkaido home..."
Horo had to thank Hao for once. If he hadn't have groped Lyserg at that exact moment, and smothered Lyserg's lips with his own; handcuffed to the twins or not, part of him wouldn't have walked out the door that day.
"Come now Lyserg." Hao whispered into Lyserg's ear, nipping it as Horo scurried out the door and to Ren to get the nearest jet possible to take him to Hokkaido. "Let's find something more... interesting, to do with what time we have. Doesn't that sound like a good idea Yoh?"
"Don't I get a say in this?" Lyserg squirmed and Yoh's lips found the flesh of his neck.
This was bad. He was sandwiched between two more than slightly horny twins, and handcuffed to them.
Escape was only a distant dream
"Of course you don't."
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… The twins and Lyserg… There's no point making things up. We all know what they do. Next chapter, another YohLyserg fairy tale.
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Ja min'na-san!