Hermione
Granger
June 16, 2006
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Hermione,
Just
wanted to tell you that thanks to you my life as a reporter was
ruined. Oh, how I'd like to creep into Hogwarts and put a memory
charm on you. Say goodbye to all your precious memories dear! I can
hardly go into a bookshop without people bombarding me with
questions! Rita, why did you suddenly quit your job as a reporter
for the prophet? Rita Skeeter! How dare you publish that article
about Harry Potter! Scum! Wicked witch! What happened to you, you
just upped and quit your job!
I curse the day I ever met you,
you little snitch. You're nothing but a bushy haired, buck toothed
book rat, and that's all you'll ever be! I'll come out on top
someday, just you wait Miss Granger. And then, I'm going to make
your life a living hell. Toodles!
Rita Skeeter