July, 8 2006
Just stuff it in their faces
To those who tease me
Dear Teasers,
This is Pansy Parkinson. And for all those Slytherins who have teased me through the years, I earned my right into the house the same as all of you did. There is no reason you should be able to make fun of me. Calling me a fat cow and dumb, to my face. I have spent 6 years listening to it and now I'm done. Now it's my turn to dish out some insults.
Millie, I'm sorry to say but you are just ugly. You remind me of a boy about to give birth.
Greg, Vince? You guys are just plain dumb. You can't tell the difference between Blaise and Draco.
Draco, you're not all that, hun. Sorry.
Blaise….which side are you on! Pick a side but don't keep switching sides when one team gets beaten!
Theo, you're just obnoxious.
And for all those stupid Gryffindors:
Ron, you're more oblivious than Vince and Greg combined. I believe your brain was replaced with tater tots.
Hermione, you are buck toothed, bushy browed, a know- it-all, and a son of a witch.
Harry, what is there to pin against you? I think I can come up with a few things…
Harry, stop being a whiny brat saying you don't want the attention. We all know you want it so just suck it up, loser. Your parents died, and you were orphaned. Who gives a crap? Worse things have happened to other wizards and witches alike. And last but certainly not least, grow a freaking backbone! Ask the girl you like out instead of acting like a whimpering loser and mixing out. You always play the 'Oh, poor me' role. It's getting a little old.
There. That's to all the people who have mocked me over the years. I ahte you all. Goodbye.
Sincerely yours,
Pansy Parkinson