Authors Note: Here are another lot of outtakes for the next chapter, so I hope you will laugh at it and if not…I don't mind. I thank Faery Ears for the review, even if it was to just call me crazy, which I don't mind.

Disclaimer: I have no ownership of Final Fantasy, Squaresoft/Enix or any type of company, T.V. show or anything like that.

Chapter 2

Woke up, noticing that I was in a field. "Hey, where am I?"

"Oh bother. Think, think, think."

'No, anywhere but here!' I turned around to see Winnie the pooh sitting on the ground, with all the other characters in the background.

"FAYTH! GET ME OUT OF HERE!" shouting towards the sky.

Fayth "Sorry about that. Got the coordinates wrong."

I did a quick scan of the area. Me1 '… need to go right then left to get there…'

Me2 'What the hell. I'm not supposed to know this.'

Me1 'well you do now, so MOVE IT!'

Me2 'I don't think so.' Has a mental fight with my two selves. I end up killing myself.

I ran down the streets, noticing a figure on the edge of a building 'Guess that's Auron up there. Wait … HES GOING TO FALL OFF!' Auron falls off the edge for no reason and dies … again.
I got to the blitzball stadium but noticed that there was an odd tune playing. "What the fren! Whys the chocobo theme tune playing? I'm SOOO CONFUESED!"
Ironically, I was standing where Tidus was about to fall, I heard his screaming and just tried my best to catch him. But for a strange reason he just stopped in mid air. "Well, that doesn't usually happen every day." I walk off leaving Tidus behind, but then some people who seemed to hate him started beating him up. Then some fan girls ran over to help him and eventually glomped him. What he thought was 'Will someone PLEASESAVE ME FROM THE PSYCHOPATHS!'
Ironically, I was standing where Tidus was about to fall, I heard his screaming. Thinking evilly, I shouted "Stop!" making the whole area stop. I found Auron and placed him where Tidus was about to fall and then used esuna to release the area from stop. Tidus fell right on top of Auron, Auron growling with anger. I was just laughing my ass off at the event but was stopped when Auron came over and sliced me in half.

Tidus "You've got some issues you know."

Auron "So what." cuts Tidus's head off.

Auron "Oops, now Jechts going to kill me, oh wait, I'm already dead. But what should I do now…" he was left there thinking until Sin (aka the now really pissed off Jecht) came and shot him with a melee of magic attacks and destroyed him.

After my gawp session and Tidus's gasp session, I noticed the sinspawn that were flying for us, readying myself, I found what seemed to be the dressphere, placed my hands in the claw gloves and touched the dressphere. White, purple and red light appeared around me, my body glowing; suddenly I had changed into… a pink rabbit outfit!

Me "Hey, this isn't a battle outfit Fayth! Unless it's a mascot dressphere!" I could hear Tidus laughing his head off, Auron chuckling and even the sinspawn were somehow laughing at me in a strange way.

"You think this is funny? How would you all like OBLIVION!" The whole of dream Zanarkand was destroyed.

Fayth "I think I went a bit far…"

Auron 'Do not worry, just jump as normal and you'll be fine.'

That was easy for him to say… err, I mean think, I was still wearing my heavy samurai gear. Well when it came, I just jumped and…

'I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna… NOT MAKE IT! AAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!' I didn't make it and died.

Auron "Well, we can carry on the story as normal now without strange people just coming to our world and demanding to be the new main character."

Tidus "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!"

'Do not worry, just jump as normal and you'll be fine.' That was easy for him to say… err, I mean think, I was still wearing my heavy samurai gear. Well when it came, I just jumped and… 'AAaaahhh!' I knew that I wasn't going to make so I grabbed hold of Tidus's leg.

Tidus "Whoa!" he then grabbed onto Auron's trouser leg, who was about to land on the platform until this happened.

Auron "Oh crap!" he grabbed onto the ledge, with all of us hanging onto each other, but then because of Tidus holding onto his trouser leg, his trousers started to pull down (even if he was wearing that big belt).

Me "OH MY GOD!" my eyes grew triple in size.

Tidus "AAAHH!" he then let go and both me and Tidus fell into the water below.

Auron "I can't live any longer now that I've lost my dignity." He then let go and turned into pryeflies.

Yes, quite a bit of killing each otherin this chap. Hope you have all enjoyed it, PLEASE leave a review and I don't mind mild flames just not harsh ones.