Authors Note: Yes, I've decided to do yet another chap, filled with random andcraziness, which I hope you will all laugh at (and maybe laugh at me…). I would like to thank InuSesshfan and Shadow Bladesman for reviewing my last chap, YOU ARE GREAT! I hope you have a lucky day!

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Chapter 4: Part 2

After what seemed like half an hour, I had a strange dream. I was in the middle of what seemed like…just a plain ordinary, white room, that didn't seem dangerous or scary. I turned round to see if there was a door out of there but only saw the back of a big black, leather, comfy chair.

"Welcome." A voice came from the chair, probably from a person sitting on it. The chair turned and I was correct; someone was sitting there! But strangely, I couldn't believe that I didn't recognise their voice straight away; it was my friend Gillian, "I have come to prepare you for a challenge." She said, as if very serious about the matter, which can be an oddity with her, seeing as she's usually happy and giddy about stuff. She also seemed to be holding a fish, which I was guessing was the fish she had told me about that said "helloooooooo." And "Goooodbyeeeee."

"Ok! This is one crazy dream…Got, to, wake up!" I shouted, but nothing happened.

"You cannot wake up until you are prepared for the challenge, so…answer the fish's question!" She yelled, slightly like a maniac, scaring me.

The fish looked at me, "This is my question…what would you do or say if a…giant marshmallow appeared now?"

O.o I frowned at the question, "Um, I don't know."

"Well, here's your challenge…defeat the giant marshmallow!" and right after she said that, a giant marshmallow soon appeared afterwards, landing in front of me.

I stared at it for a moment before…taking out a flamethrower, "Your toast!" firing off a line of burning flames right at giant sweet. I had thought it was beaten until it regenerated itself and then…created a sort of sand worm mouth and swallowed me whole.

The person who looked like Gillian had then shouted afterwards "Wrong! The right answer to the challenge was 'Ooh! Marshmallow!' not fighting it!"

I had then noticed Tidus was still floating unconsciously "Yo! Wake up!" he didn't stir as I shouted this "Um… are you okay?" He didn't seem to wake up. "I SAID WAKE UP!" still it didn't work. "Right, that's it! Now, where are they…" I looked in my bag for something that I knew would wake him up, "Here we are!" I now had a pair of scissors in my hand and snipped the air a couple of times.

Tidus had now suddenly risen from his dead state to splash out of the water and run straight for shore "DON'T CUT MY HAIR!" but had then run straight into the oncoming blitzball, which had accidentally, snapped his head backwards.

I looked to see what Wakka's expression was, but saw a maniac grin, covering his face, "Booyah! Another blond Al Bhed bites da dust, ya!" he bawled.

-.- 'Thank god I haven't got blond hair!'

Tidus suddenly came to life, splashing about in surprise "Wah! Where are we?"

"I think we're in the Bermuda triangle, because of Wakka's hairstyle." I answered him.

He looked to where I pointed and saw Wakka's orange tower of hair, "Your right, it is weird, but…what's a Bermuda triangle? I was never good with maths." Luckily Wakka's blitzball had just hit him in time before I went mental at Tidus's stupid question. But what was not so lucky, was the fact a second blitzball had hit me square in the face.

"That's what ya get when you diss the hair, ya heathens!" Wakka shouted angrily, before getting a comb out of nowhere and brushing up his tower of hair.

I had put up with quite a bit, but this really peeved me off "Right! Pay back!" Angry, I threw the ball in the air and kicked it at the attacker…only to have it miss and…come straight back for me, "Oh…CRED!" before being knocked out.

"Oooh! That's gonna leave a mark in the morning." Tidus mumbled to himself and dragging me to the shore.

"Wake up!" I shouted, as I shook him to try and wake him up. Still nothing.

A red headed man ran over to me "Whoa! This looks serious, ya! He needs mouth to mouth, ya!"

I had then started to walk away, "Well, Cya and good luck to reviving him!" and then ran for it, so that Wakka couldn't call for me.

"What! You gotta be kidding me ya!" he then looked at his team mates, "Um, could one of you do this?" he asked desperately. All of them had then followed my example and fled for the hills.

He stared at them as they ran and then looked back at Tidus, "Yevon help me!" and as if to the rescue, Yuna had appeared "Don't worry Wakka! I'll do it!" and she then grabbed Tidus by the collar, pulling him into a tight kiss, rather than mouth to mouth.

Tidus had then woke up and just snogged her back.

Wakka sweat dropped, "Well, that was unexpected!"

"Wake up!" I shouted, as I shook him to try and wake him up. Still nothing.

A red headed man ran over to me "Whoa! This looks serious, ya! He needs mouth to mouth, ya!"

Before I could even complain, one of my friends(not saying their name just in case)had come rushing out of no where and was heading straight towards us, "LET ME DO IT! LET ME DO IT!"

But Tidus had woken up from this, "WAAAA! NO YOU WON'T! NO YOU WON'T!" running away to only be chased by her.

"Friend of yours?" Wakka had asked.

I sweat dropped, "Yes, I'm afraid so."

We then headed to the village to have something to eat, whilst Tidus got chased until 12am, when his energy left him and was caught up by my friend, "Your mine now!"

RH man, which I now noticed was Wakka, decided to do the prayer "Praise be to Yevon. I'm sorry about that, ya. I didn't know you were in the sea, so I didn't mean ta hit ya unconscious."

We both glared at him, "SURE you didn't!" I said, sarcastically.

Then Tidus continued, "Yeah, you just so happened to not have good eyesight as to see two people standing in the sea, right in front of you!"

Wakka had then scratched the back of his head, "Well, I gotta admit to ya…out of water, I'm half blind."

"So that's why you think Tidus looks like Chappu, you can't see!" I exclaimed, in a realization way.

"Have you even tried some eye drops?" Tidus asked.

Wakka had then hit his forehead, "I knew Lu had said something about using eye drops after that battle with the fiend!"

Me and Tidus groaned at his stupidity, 'Even Tidus isn't as stupid as Wakka!'

"Taelea, I mean Abigail, ARGH!" I had done it, again!

Tidus tried to whisper in Wakka's ear "Don't mind her, she's just en evil looney."

I then laughed evilly…for no apparent reason; I just felt that it was a good time to.

They both stepped away from me, "You weren't kidding, were ya?" Wakka whispered back to Tidus.

"Actually, I was kidding, but now," he turned back to see me sharpen my weapon claws on a grinder which had appeared out of nowhere, "I realise she is a maniac…LETS RUN!" so both of them run away, while I chased after them with my claws, "HEEEERES, ABI!"

Tidus ran and hid behind Wakka, fear all over his face. "Hey! Is that… fear I can smell?" which I had said out loud.

"AAHHH! My roast must be burning!" Wakka cried out, running towards a cooker that was totally out of place, with it being on a beach.

O.O was mine and Tidus's expressions, before sneaking away from the weird Wakka.

I spoke up at this point, making sure Tidus didn't say anything stupid that would endanger our lives "Um, we'll go with no. 2."

Wakka had then twirled round fast, to suddenly change into…an overly glittery, orange suit, "Lulu! Show what these contestants have won by opening…DOOOOOOR NUMBER TWOOOOOO!" he said, in a strong game show host sort of accent.

Lulu and a giant, garage type door appeared, with Lulu wearing a, also overly glittery, purple dress. She didn't look to happy with the fashion, like Wakka, but just pulled a rope to open the door with a big number 2 on it.

"Well, well, well! It seems that you have won a quad bike each, a life time supply of blond-forever hair dye, Tidus, a shopping spree in any type of shop each, your own mini blitzball stadium, Tidus, and a character of your own choice from this game to be…your husband, Abigail!"

We both dove for our prizes, not caring whether this was really weird or not.

Wakka didn't seem too pleased when he came back up from the water "Hey! You can't do that!"

"Oh yes I can! Also, I can do this!" I had then pushed the unsuspecting Tidus off the cliff as well. But I didn't stop there, "And I can do this!" I started to throw down various pieces of furniture.

Both of them swam in different directions, dodging the strange, yet heavy and dangerous objects that I threw at them, only stopping when I had seemed to stop for a break, "She's thrown everything at us, but the kitchen sink at us!" Tidus exclaimed, having being hit by a bowling ball, a table lamp and a mini fridge.

But he was then stood corrected, as I tossed a sickly green kitchen sink at him; also, it was a proper kitchen sink, with 2 drains and a draining area. It landed right on him, sinking him for a moment and then rising back up again, looking unconscious and having x's for eyes.

Wakka had then sweat dropped, "Yeah, but at least she hasn't thrown a chocobo at us." But in the same way, was stood corrected.

"MWU HA HA HA HAA! I like torturing characters!" I bellowed, before heading along the path to have a rest at the village.

But I had just remembered a flaw in my plan, AS I was falling 'Crap! Need to change out of samurai gear to be able to swim.' I changed out of the samurai gear using the dressphere again, changing into a…suit of heavy, metal armour, "CRAP! That's not good!" ending up sunk at the bottom of the lake and eaten up by 'not' so friendly fish.

Suddenly, out of no where, the Jaws tune starts playing.

'Wait! Why's that tune playing?... Better swim faster.' The tune was speeding up as well, my heart rate climbing also 'Vilg! (Al Bhed swear word, F) Swim away! Swim away!' The tune came to its climax…Jaws appeared and swallowed me whole.

Tidus and Wakka had then swam over and Tidus begun to stroke the side of the giant shark, "That's a good maniac killer! Aren't you! Aren't you!" with the shark panting like a dog and licking Tidus's face.

"Hey, where can I find one of those? I want one for blitzball training!" Wakka asked excitedly.

Tidus then answered "You can buy one at your nearest 'Dangerous Buy now and you can get a free fish scented air freshener!"

Yes, it would seem that I was on a 'random' hype, rather than a sugar hype. Hope you all enjoy it! Mild flamers are allowed, just NO harsh ones! Me like GOOD reviews and funny ones, especially those that have funny torture suggestions...Well, anyway, Cya!