Note from the authors: YAY! SQUEE! You made it to chapter two! Yes our world is veeery dysfunctional…well, enjoy the next chapter. (May start containing lemon. I don't know if it will yet)
-Kira

Mina: "Huh?!?!?!? You're kidding me!" Mina shouted into her phone. "Not kidding. You and Sasuke Uchiha will be partners in shinigamiship." Her boss said firmly. Sasuke appeared from the mist, saying "When do we get to kill people?"

Kira: Ed got off the train. "YESS! I'm frrreeee!!!" Al sighed. Typical Ed… But when Ed walked into his house, he was alarmed Kira wasn't there. "Maybe she went to the store…?" Al suggested.

Nika: "No, I don't think so." Ed said warily….
Mean while, back at the campsite, Mina began to weep." I have to…" She lunged for Shippo and held her hand above his squirming neck and…

Mina: "you're being possessed by a demon!! Demon, be gone!" Mina shouted. "What… what happened?…" Shippo asked groggily. "The vengeful spirit of Roy Mustang took control of you! You poor thing!"

Kira: Ed and Al had been waiting for Kira at home for around three hours. Ed was becoming exponentially more and more concerned. At the campsite, Nika and Inuyasha were at it again, and Kira had disappeared……

Nika: What smells like garlic? Kira: NIKA, THE STORY!! Oh yeah…
Anyway, Kira had run because she feared she had brought great discord when she reminded Nika that someday she would die. So she high-tailed it.

Mina: Back at the campsite, the sun had started to go up. The sky turned beautiful pastel colors, as Inuyasha became his Hanyou self again.

Kira: As Kira was running, Naraku appeared! At first Kira had no idea how to explain a Man in a baboon suit except he must be….. A SERIAL RAPIST!!!

Nika: Inuyasha pulled out his Tetsuaiga and darted into the battle. Nika used her Japanese Kitten powers and slit the demons in half with her Kitty Klaws.

Mina: Miroku wandered in with Sango. They had been at the river, having a drink. Miroku ended Naraku with his wind tunnel, for Naraku had not brought along the feindful insects- Saimyoshos. Thus, his wind tunnel disappeared, Kohaku became uncontrolled again, and Kikyo's death was avenged.

Kira: Ed had finally stood up and walked out the door. Al followed. "We're searching for her right now!" Ed proclaimed. Little did they know that Kira that very instant would be in some deep trouble with Envy.

Nika: Suddenly Nika found herself flying high into the sky. She was being flown away by a demon! "INUYASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" She saw Inuyasha stare into the sky then began leaping along the same path down below the demon.

Mina: Meanwhile, in hell, gordito/nekoyasha/Roy Mustang was fumbling with his fingers. All the women in hell were ugly! It truly DID suck butt.

Kira: Kira had planned to follow Nika and Inuyasha, but was stopped by a certain homunculus, Envy. He grabbed her jaw and thrusted her to face him. Kira struggled with him, and drew her bow. She released her purification arrow, but at the same time, Envy lunged for her, blindingly fast.

Nika: Meanwhile, back at the campsite, Shippo was pawning the Soul Control for ten acorns. He felt that ten was more than enough for the Soul Control…

Mina: Just then, a shady character came to the campsite. "I'll pay you 100 acorns for the soul control" The shady character said as it dropped 100 acorns in front of shippo. "Done deal!" He shouted as he piled up the acorns and threw the soul control to the shady character. He took off his hood. IT WAS AKITO SOHMA! "WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!?" shippo shouted as Akito ran off with the soul control.

Kira: Akito was suddenly tackled by a man in tights with a cape. HATORI!!! "I won't let you have that soul control!" He proclaimed heroically. Akito dropped it effortlessly. "Damn… foiled again!" Akito sprinted into the distance, and Hari's cape fluttered dramatically in the contrast of the twilight.

Nika: Just then a figure with a Spandex unisuit jumped onto the scene. "WHERE IS MY LOVE?????" Tohru screeched. "KYOOOOOOOO-KUN!"

Mina: Lust jumped from the sky and landed right next to Tohru. "Who are you? May I get you some tea? I WILL NOT STAY OUT OF IT!" Tohru screamed. "WTF?!?!?!? YOU HAVE MY VOICE!!!! YOUKAI!!!!"
(Note: Tohru and Lust share a voice actor in the English animes)

Kira: Kira walked, in no particular direction, hobbled by her fight with envy who had run off. (Which was weird) meanwhile, Inuyasha gawked at Tohru in her gaudy spandex suit. In his eyes, she looked like the whore version of Kikyo. --'

Nika: Inuyasha shook his head, remembering that Nika was in DANGER! He took off again. Meanwhile, Lust and Tohru were getting into a fistfight. Sasuke whispered, "It's about to be a what? A girl fight!"

Mina: Meanwhile, in Mina and sasuke's world, they had gone to slay their victim. A woman named Kaede.

Kira: Ed had run out to look for Kira for two hours so far. When he finally found her, she looked distraught and injured.

Does poor little Kira make it?? And will Inuyasha ever save Nika? More importantly, what will happen to PotHeads without Roy?! Find out, if you can handle chapter 3…. Coming eventually……