A/N: Time to start chapter 3 XD. I am completely grossed out right now because my dad just opened the huge umbrella that was on my deck and there were THOUNDSANDS of flies and ladybugs and god knows what else on the inside and the outside of it. It would be paradise for Shino but I for one find it disgusting!!! Well anywho enough about my life, on with the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, never had never will. Get that into your head already.

Chapter 3:

Sasuke quickly calmed down and the grin of a mad man came across his face. Oh yes he would get revenge. He began to cackle wildly.

"Ummm, Sasuke we're just playing a game." Sakura said nervously.

"Hinata, truth or dare?" he said deciding to take his anger out on the shy girl for no reason in perticular.

"M-m-me?" the poor shy girl replied. She had no idea what to pick. If she picked dare then Sasuke might make her do something that was really embaressing and stupid, but if she picked truth then he might ask her who she liked or something. "I-I-I p-pick t-truth I g-guess."

Then Sasuke said the one thing Hinata had been afraid of. "Hinata who do you like?"

"I-I-I ummm d-d I-I..." she studdered her face turning bright red. But it had been to much for the girl because she fainted right then and there. Likely Kiba who had been sitting right beside her caught her before she hit the ground.

"I guess Hinata can't really ask a question right now so... I guess I'll ask the next one then." Temari said all the while glaring at Kankurou.

"Kankurou, truth or dare?"

'Oh no, oh god Temari's gonna kill me. What should I do. I mean it looks like she hasn't exactly forgiven me from what I did this morning. I mean telling everyone that was staying at the hotel her bra size wasn't that bad but then I just had to hang them all on the bushes outside. Maybe that was going a bit to far. It was funny at the time though. She knows way to many secrets on me to pick truth but what would she do if I picked dare. Well everyone will remember what I tell in truth but dare will be over right away so...'

"Kankurou I'm waiting."

"Fine dare."

Temari smiled. She had been hoping that he would pick dare. "Okay Kankurou, since you seem to like bras so much, I dare you to go to Anko Mitarashi's house, steal one of her bras, put ot on over your clothes and walk down the street with it on. Oh, and you have to wear it for the rest of the game to."

"WHAT, Temari that's crazy! What if I get caught. Besides I don't even know where Anko lives."

"I do." Naruto said with a grin on his face as he began telling Kankurou where she lived.

Temari waved good-bye as Kankurou walked out the door on his way to Anko Mitarashi house to steal her bra.

"Temari, what did you mean when you said that he liked bras so much?" Tenten asked.

Gaara was just about to answer that because of course he had seen what Kankurou had did when Temari placed a hand over his mouth. "Shut it Gaara." she whispered.

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(Let's go see what Kankurou's up to.)

Kankurou was slowly walking towards Anko's house. He was praying to god that she was not home. 'Maybe she'll be away on a mission.' he thought hopefully.

After a few minutes he reached her house. The door was of course locked so he went to one of the windows. After a moment of searching he found one that wasn't locked. He squeezed through the window and entered the house to what appeared the bathroom. Maybe if he was lucky there would be one in the dryer. Well no such luck so he went off to find her bedroom. He appeared to be having no luck today because the bedroom was the last one he looked in. 'Well at least she's not here today.'

he thought. He quietly walked into her bedroom. Even if there was nobody home he couldn't help but try to be quiet. He went over to her dresser and looked in the top drawer. Yes, there was one bra in there, it was black and lacey and Kankurou picked it up and with a bit of difficulty slipped it on over his clothes. He turned around and who would be standing in the doorway? None other then Anko Mitarashi herself.

"Ah shit!" Kankurou cursed.

"Kankurou." she said calmly

"Yes?" he gulped.

"What are you doing in my house and why are you wearing my bra?"

"Well you see-" but she didn't give him time to finish as she took out a kunai and said "You have ten seconds."

Kankurou jumped out her bedroom window and ran screaming like a little girl. "Your ten seconds are up!" a voice yelled from behind him.

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Everyone back at Naruto's house had decided to wait till Kankurou got back to start the game again so they were playing cards and rock paper scissors slap. Some time during the wait Hinata had woken up. They were all telling Hinata were Kankurou was when he burst through the door still wearing the bra and locked the door. "Anko mad try kill me me caught." he managed to pant out as he slumped to the floor. Outside the door they heard Anko screaming "Give me back my bra or I'll break down this door!"

"Wait Anko don't do that, we'll make him give back your bra!" Naruto cried out not wanting his door to be broke down.

Kankurou quickly took off her bra and slid it under the crack at the bottem of the door. "Here take it! I don't want it!"

There was a moment of silence and then everyone burst out laughing. "Kankurou that was awesome I can't believe you actually did that." Naruto exclaimed.

"Not like I really had a choice, but now it's my turn to ask."

"Naruto, truth or dare?"

"I choose dare. Believe it!"

"Okay Mr. Believe it, I dare you to not eat ramen for a week."

"WHAT, no way I want another dare and it can't have anything to do with ramen!"

"Why when we first decided to play you never said that the next dare can't be about the same thing. But fine I'll play by your rules. I dare you to that new gay club down the street. What's it called again, oh yeah Boegart's and sing a song on the karaoke machine while trying to dance/seduce some guy."

"You actually suspect me to do that." Naruto said simply.

"Yup."

"Well I guess I have no choice do I. Off to Boegart's it is. Oh wait though, how will you guys know that I actually did it."

"I know we'll send Kankurou with you with a video camera." Lee suggested.

"What, why me?" Kankurou asked.

"Well because your the one who dared Naruto to do it so it would only be right that you were the one to go with him." Lee explained.

"Fine." Kankurou said as they started off to Boegart's with a video camera in hand.

"Now all we have to do is wait for them to return, then we can watch it all on tape." Neji said.

And so the wait began...

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As Naruto and Kankurou approached the gay club they heard music playing and saw lights flashing. They came to two pink doors where a security guard was standing. he looked down at the two kids and asked "Are you gay?"

The two boys looked at eachother and nodded to the sercurity guard. "Well then welcome to Boegart's." the security guard replied.

The two doors opened to a huge dance floor and lights were flashing everywhere, the music was blaring, right now it was the song Barbie Girl by Aqua. There were men and women doing weird, crazy dances. Then the song ended and a slow song started and all the couples (and of course they were gay) started dancing. Naruto and Kankurou just stared. It was kind of creepy when you were in a room with all gay people and your not. They turned to look at eachother and the same thought ran across both of their minds 'We're in a gay club and we are both guys.' They quickly jumped away from eachother.

"Well we better get this over with." Naruto said feeling slightly awkward.

"Yeah..."

Kankurou got out the video camera and started recording as Naruto asked the owner of the club if he use the karaoke machine.

"Yeah sure kid go ahead. What's your name? I'll introduce ya." the owner replied.

"My name's Naruto." he told the guy.

The guy picked up the microphone and said "Attention folks. This kid here, his name is Naruto and he'll be singing to the song" there was a pause as the guy chose a random song on the machine, "One More Night by Cascada." Naruto's jaw dropped. "B-but that song is song by a girl." he muttered as he took the microphone from the owner.

The music started and all eyes were on Naruto as he jumped off the stage and approached some random guy because he still had to dance/seduce some guy. Naruto began to sing.

You are all I can remember,

after all that we've been through.

Forever in my heart,

now I'm through.

Now June feels like November,

still can't believe it's true,

to long we've been apart.

As he sang he began to flirt with the guy who looked like he was enjoying it. Creepy... then the guy grabbed Naruto's ass. Naruto was so shocked that he dropped the mic and screamed "Dude I'm not actually gay." Everyone stared shocked. Then everyone yelled "GET HIM HE'S NOT GAY!"

Naruto ran, ran for his life, Kankurou following close behind him all the while recording.

A/N: Well end of chapter 3. Will Naruto and Kankurou survive the angry mob, stay tuned to find out in chapter 4. Please review, pretty please. HOUTINI!