A/N: Hello there like I'm sorry it took so long to update but my internet broke and well I couldn't go on it at all so I couldn't really update. It was so annoying I couldn't even check my e-mail, but it's okay now. Well somewhat it's not completely fixed but it's good enough.
Disclaimer: You poor, poor people you never get it do you NARUTO OWN DON'T I! Eerrrrr I mean I DON'T OWN NARUTO!!
Chapter 5:
"So guys who wants some sake?" Lee said grinning.
"NO YOU DON'T LEE!" everyone shouted. "Remember what happened the last time Lee, you are not having any sake!" Naruto shouted at Lee while dragging him away from the sake.
"That doesn't go for the rest of us does it Naruto?" Kiba said grinning.
"Whatever, have some if you want. It's just Lee that can't have any."
Lee pouted. "Hey that's unfair."
Everyone but Hinata and Lee took a glass and filled it with sake. The Jonin didn't really seem to notice that they were underage. Even if they did they probably wouldn't really care. Anko (lets just pretend that she's a jonin ok) still appeared to be going strong. "I'm gonnawin... this contest... evenifit... kills me," she said slurring her words.
"Right you are bitch!" Kakashi said staggering. They appeared to be the only two left in the contest. All the others were either on the floor puking or trying to keep from falling asleep and falling over.
All eyes were now on Anko and Kakashi. Even the gang was watching them now. Both of them were gulping down as much sake as they could as fast as possible. Then an amazing thing happened, nobody in that room could have predicted what happened next. What happened next, was that they ran out of sake. "Huh, I guess we tied Hatake." Anko said as the world spun before her.
"Yeah right bitch, I so beat you I had half a glass more then you!" Kakashi said.
"Eat shit teme. You did not we both had the same amount," she said attempting to point an accusing finger at Kakashi but she was so dizzy that she pointed to the person beside Kakashi.
The two continued arguing till Naruto shouted out "Hey guys I got an awesome idea. Let's play truth or dare!"
"Why the hell would we want to play truth or dare?" Asuma asked.
"Well you could always get revenge on someone or we could always make it into a contest," Naruto offered.
"Contest!" Anko and Kakashi's ears both perked up.
"I guess we can settle it in a game of truth or dare. The first on not to do a dare or answer a question loses," Anko said mainly to Kakashi. "I'll go first. Kakashi truth or dare?"
"Hmmm, how about dare."
"Okay then I dare you to french kiss Iruka!" (yes again I know Iruka isn't a Jonin so let's just say him and Anko are special guests.)
"Fine! There's know way I'm losing to you so I'll do it," he said as he slowly began to approach Iruka. Let's just hope that neither of them remember this in the morning. Good thing no one has a... oh never mind Lee just took out a camera. How will they ever explain this one?
The gap between Kakashi and Iruka got smaller and smaller till their lips were just a centimeter away and then, BAM! The door to the room they were all in burst open.
"WTF, Kakashi, Iruka what in god's name... never mind I don't even want to know!" Tsunade exclaimed as she slowly backed out of the room. "Hey wait a minute," she said as she reopened the door, "kids? What are they doing here?"
"Errrr, well you see Tsunade-sama we were just a... checking up on the errrr party to ummmm... make sure everyone was alright and not to drunk. Yeah..." Naruto said.
"What! Did you say party," she said looking at all the clueless shinobi who were looking at her like a bunch of 5 year olds, "how come I wasn't invited."
The older ninjas just stared at her intill one of them said, "Want to play truth or dare?"
"Ohhh, I love that game!" she said as she sat down in the circle that they had formed.
"Hey wait before we start playing again I have something i need you guys to do," Gaara said to everyone. He had been wanting to try this out for awhile now. "Okay guys, I'll give twenty bucks to anyone here that can touch their elbow with the same hand on that arm."
Immediatly, everyone in the room was trying to touch their elbow with the hand on the same arm. It was hilarious. Gaara was laughing, yes that's not a typo, laughing at how stupid everyone in the room looked and the fact that they were all drunk made it even funnier. "Oh my god I can't believe you actually fell for that. Do you know how stupid you guys look?"
Everyone in the room stopped and looked at Gaara in a funny way. Then all at once they charged towards him shouting, "GET HIM!"
"What! Guys wait I didn't-" But it was to late because they had all grabbed Gaara and had proceded to locking him in the closet. "Hey come on guys let me out!" he said while pounding on the door.
"NO WAY!" they all shouted.
After about 10 minutes Gaara's shouted and pounding had died down and they began to play truth or dare yet again.
"Shino, truth or dare?" Chouji asked.
"Dare."
"I dare you to tell me the time."
"What kind of dare is that! Shino exclaimed.
"What I just wanted to know the time."
"Then why didn't you just ask?"
"..."
"Whatever, it's 2:47 AM. Well my turn. Hinata, truth or dare?" he said looking at his teammate.
"Truth," she replied. It wasn't like they could ask the question who she liked again.
"Okay... is it true that you stole a pair of Naruto's boxers and have them hidden in you dresser?"
"What h-how did you f-find out?" Then Hinata relized that she had just admitted to doing it. Her face turned bright red and Naruto who had been sitting beside her moved across to the other side of the circle muttering something about a stalker.
"Okay I guess it's my turn. Kakashi, truth or dare?" Hinata said blushing furiously.
"Me again... how about dare."
"O-okay I dare you to n-not read that little orange book of yours for a month."
"What!! There is no way I'm doing that!"
"Oh Kakashi don't you remember that this is a tye breaker," Anko said grinning.
"Shi!. Fine," he said handing Anko over the book who in turn pocketed it. It might of been a trick of the light but everyone in the room could have sworn that he had tears in his eyes.
"Umm guys I think that we should probably be getting back to my place soon," Naruto said.
"Yeah I agree with Naruto it's getting late and we really should be getting back." Temari said.
"Yeah sure," Lee said, though not before snapping a few photos of all the drunk older nin. Oh sweet sweet blackmail.
So Naruto and his friends stood up and left the party. But little did they know that they were being watched by someone.
A/N: Yay finito chapter 5. I'm really hyper right now but I don't know why. Please review I really appreciate it : )
Bye bye...
