Well,-singsong- I'm baaaaack!-end singsong-
Heh heh, well, i got some reviews for this story last chappie, and i wanna thank all of them(including those for earlier chappies)right here!
riza-akai
Adventurous Dream Girl
Angel of Forgotton Souls
Tsunade-sama
and i can't forget flamey!
mr(s).
Thank you for taking the time to review!
Naruto: Your thanking the flamer who didn't even have spine to review named? Or tell you what they thought you did wrong?
Me: It's what i do (right..eh heh...Kyuubi honey? come here, mommy needs some flaming sugar, before she kills something), nothing big, i just don't glare at anyone...that often, for giving bad reviews that have no point, in fact, i asked for it, if you don't recal my other story(those that read it). I asked those senseless idiots that flame for no reason to flame me instead of some other author, because it doesn't affect me like it does some others, i know a friend of mine, for example, gets bummed by her flames, even though many of them are meaningless, cause they don't give any constructive critisism at all, just things like 'you suck' and 'it's all hopeless'; cause nothing's hopeless, if you go about it right.
Naruto: It's crazy.
Me: I know it is...weaaaaaiiiitttteeeeeees here, i almost forgot! Introducing Naruto Uzamaki!
the Next and Greatest Hokage!
Naruto: Hey! i was gonna say that!
Me: So? I beat you to it. Also, everyone, i've been thinking, I know, end of the world and all, yeah.
It's kinda cliche how many people always have Naruto Characters go into Hogwarts, of course there are others (i personally don't care about cliches(that much), untill there's about seventy of the same freakin thing, but that's not happened yet in the Hogwarts, i guess some people find it hard to do that one unless they've got an okay story to begin with...that's not the point!)
My point is that i've rarely seen a story where Harry and them go into Naruto, though they are out there. And another point is that i've NEVER seen a Naruto where the characters have kids and it's the kids that go (have thought of one though, and it's not Sasuke and Sakura's daughter, it's Sasuke and Hinata's daughter. Death will come on pissed female wings to one Draco malfoy...heh heh heh...). I may just be having blonde blind moments and pass over them, but i'm not to sure of that, my blondeness has been locked up in chains for months now, only let out to go to the bathroom, and even then...okay, off track, re-railing! Has anyone seen one of these? If so, please P.m. me in my author's bio, or if you make one, do the above, please?
I've started one on a notebook(already described it up there in parenthe-... parneth... parentehse... argh! these things!( ), there, better...), but i'm not to sure of it's destination; fanfiction, or bookshelf of neverending stories in my room.(I need a new bookshelf, my old one's too small, and i think it's gonna break soon...)
Naruto: Well, that was...i'd say informative, but it's not actually, and it's just plain LONG.
Me: Shush! -blush- It's not that big a deal that you need to worry, in fact, you could have just skipped that top part there.
Naruto: You're telling them this now why? Why not tell them sooner?
Me: Cause i'm evil.
Naruto: O.o...eh heh, heh heh heh...i think i'll just go to get some ramen...in the sand village...i'll be gone for only a couple of days...if i can't stay more...
Me: Heh heh, no. Now, story time! -sweatdrop and evil grin-
"Yes, I think I'll keep her when i'm through with you. She'll make a nice pet, even without anything special, except her looks." 'He' Chuckled and let his hand fall from her face as she tried to bite it through the gag.
"Let her go." Lee said; his voice dangerous.
"No." Immediately the battle was on. Her clone made tons of shadow clones and fought with them, using them to avoid any pain on her part, in case a kunai got too close to her.
Her clone was doing extremely well, till Kakashi started using his eye, and Sasuke too. Sakura was very deft at her chakra control, and pulled off multiple jutsu after jutsu. The battle was in their favor till the very end (which was twelve minutes later), and 'he' was winning.
Korochi decided that now would be the best time to send in her other clone, and have it save the day.
Gai and Kakashi were back to back.
"Kakashi?" Gai asked.
"What?" Came the reply.
"It doesn't look like we'll make it." He said simply.
"Too true, too true." Kakashi shook his head as he deflected an attack from a clone; they were very resilient against the ninja's constant attacks.
"What do you say, if we go down, we're taking him with us?"
"Let's protect our students." Kakashi replied, getting ready for a sacrificial win. Though it practically killed him already to die in a sacrifice with 'the Gai' himself. Angels would flee from them and his green-ness the moment they got up there, he bet.
Hang on, question, do angels allow green leotards? Or would they, being Ninja, go down there?
Nah, The devil himself would kick him out and send him up to heaven just to get away from his green leotarded youthfullness.
Now let's just say that little train of thought was going through every single one of their brains (minus the dieing next to Gai thing), Sasuke and Lee were deciding to do it together (A/n: one, not like THAT! pervs. but the self sacrifice thing, and another thing, THOSE TWO? I crack me up, now, onward and upward!), and the rest were thinking only them dieing.
Let's just also say that none of them got to initiate any of their little suicide missions.
For a tree suddenly sprouted up from the ground and wrapped around the 'real' sound ninja, and started crushing it.
"Auhhhhhhhg!" 'He' said, just before 'he' was literally completely covered by the tree/plant, none of the nin was visible to anyone. They heard muffled screams that stopped quickly as the plant suddenly constricted in on itself, and the sound of crunching bones followed. The enemy was dead.
Lee and Naruto ran over to Korochi and untied her shaking form. She was in shock, or so they thought. She was really trying hard not to laugh and instead make it look like she was traumatized. It was working.
(remember, the 'ninja' that is now 'dead' was a clone, and it reverted back to the hair almost immediately after it 'died', even though it really doesn't feel real pain, only a much less intense sort of it...lucky them)
"Are you alright?" Naruto asked, rather quietly, which was surprising to everyone.
Korochi shook and glared at the tree, as if the ninja could still feel her sight. In truth she was mad at her clone, that cheek thing was uncalled for! And even though it was her, and had her sense of humor, she still wouldn't forgive it.
"N-no...i'm n-not okay. That, that-thing tried to kidnap me!" she shook harder, and curled up into a tighter ball, hands wrapped around her legs, and her head on her knees.
Iruka walked over to her, a little shakily, and placed his hand gently on her shoulder, squeezing it comfortingly.
"What happened here?" He asked. "I was out walking when I saw this fight."
"A ninja kidnapped her in an attempt to get us to follow, far enough away so that there would be no chance of help, where he proceeded to attack." Kakashi said, eye as lazy as ever, reading one of his many 'Icha Icha Paradise' books.
"I see, in that case I will have to take miss...?"
"K-kono..." she hid her grin by turning it into a grimace, knowing that otherwise, the Byukagan user would have seen it.
"Albright then Kono-san, i'll take you to the hokage and she can sort this out, you might need some protection for the next few days. Though I doubt it, if that ninja was just using you as random bait..." He helped her stand, and they walked off.
"Continue with your training! I'll take care of her!" He called out as they vanished from view in between the trees.
They continued training.
"Good job clone, you can leave now." Her clone grinned and poofed, there was no longer an Iruka standing there, but a hair with blood smeared on it, which disintegrated rather quickly to dust.
Whistling as she went, Korochi hopped through the trees. Out of the ninja's range of sense.
Damn, that was a close call.
She sighed and whistled as she walked into the city of Konoha, now looking for her team, apparently having forgotten all about them deciding on a meeting place. (A/n: she hadn't, she just really wanted to see more of the city, and knew her team would not risk going after her. Man, she's evil)
-------------back to teams, hers, of course-------------
"Awwww, Itaku-sensei, when will she get here? She knows we're not able to go into the city, or else we'll rouse suspicion of some kind!" The same blonde one from before whined, before digging into his beef Ramen from his pack.
"She'll be fine. She's good at averting suspicion, as you very well know, kid" Came the reply, which only succeeded in making the blonde one growl into his food.
"She could get hurt." Kashi said, while reading her current article of attention 'Icha Icha Violence', Her visible eye curving upward in a grin, while she thought 'Oooh, I don't think kids are an option any more...' though no one, not even Nuken, had been able to see what it was she was reading, nor would they ever. Only Korochi had seen any of them, and that was because of her Byukagan. Snd there really wasn't anything not onorthodox that she could do to the girl for that.
"I don't think we'll do any good here, just sitting around." A different member of the group said, petting a small little red-furred dog in her lap.
"We can't do anything anyways" Itaku grumbled out. It truly was no fair, the only one who had a true mode of secrecy in the city was the one they needed to get out without going in themselves. And it didn't help that they couldn't figure out where she was in the first place.
"Time passes slowly when you try to force it to go faster, so just do something smart for once and watch a few clouds." A girl sporting a long black pony tail which tapered into a bright pale blonde at the ends thatwent into little curlssighed out. "Besides, any of us girls can go in and get her if it really needs be, but we don't need to, so we won't."
"Arg! Why can't ONE of you go? She needs to get back here!" The owner of the voice was left unknown.
"Because, we like to torture you." came the feminine reply, from all the girls.
There was a collective groan, and Nuken was now strapped to a tree with a chakra rope, as he had tried to get away.
"You could at least use your mind powers to find her..." This male voice was not the one that had yelled out earlier, but a calm and reasonably deadly one.
"No." It was final; the guys were going to die of boredom and worry.
Strange how the girls don't really care about that right now, maybe they know something the men cough sorry, BOYS don't? Find out in chapter five...
Naruto: That's a not too bad chapter, but one problem... there wasn't enough of me in there!
Me: What about my other chapters then?
Naruto:Any part without me in it sucked! I'm the greatest ninja ever! You've got to have me in it for anything to be good!
Me: -Stalks towards unsuspecting prey with a very scary glint in her eyes, and a fake plastic cheerleader smile strapped on- Narutoooooooo...
Naruto: Eep! -Simply put, runs-
Well, that's it for now! later!
Anyone know that song Dorey in 'Finding Nemo' sings?
I've got it stuck in my head while editing this on the edit/preview page.
Just keep swimming,
Just keep swimming,
Just keep swimming,
Swimming song.
Argh! Can't... get...song...out! Shukaku! come here! get this song out of my head!
Lat-swimminig-er!