(Creepy voice) ...I'm baaaaack...

Yup! it's me! The one that strikes fear into the hearts of those who fear me! Which happens to be a few! Of those people, there are some i never knew!

Hey, that rhymed, as well as didn't make any sense whatsoever.

Now that that's done, we have a new guest-star! who goes by the name of--

Shukaku: Why am i still here?

Me: Because i like you, alot.

Shukaku: -shudders- I don't think i like that thought...

Me: Anywhoo, our new guest-star is the konoha's very own, Kakashi!

Gai: HELLO FAIR AUTHORESS! I AM HERE BECAUSE I BESTED THAT SORRY NINJA KAKASHI IN A GAME OF RO-SHAM-BO! I AM TRULY THE GREATEST!

Me: ...O.o... oh no...I'm gonna need a bigger stick...-rustles are heard- Got one! -wields a tree, which has been soaked in gasoline and lit with a torch, and is now being swung at the said green suited Jounin- Aiiiieeeee! Take that! You Kakashi stalling, Green leotard wearing, abombination to fashion! Just wait till i call them! -stops pursuit of green beast to dial a special # on her cell- they're coming for you! just you wait you idiot!

Gai: WHAT HAVE I DONE TO UPSET THIS LITTLE FLOWER SO! I SHALL REPENT FOR MY SINS BY DEDICATING MYSELF TO SEE HER HAPPY!

Me: Oh crap, i hope, i reaaaaallly hope, that those two get here soon.

Shukaku: -currently using sand as a shield to help authoress against the geen...thing. (why, you may ask? cause he's out of Gaara, and is a sentient being now!(sentient means smart, or something like that) And cause it's the authoress' world right here right now, so there! and she wants him to protect her! Nya! Take that Orochimaru! Kiss my white american behind! And go back to your hole!)

...O.o...

I think i'll just start the story now, i've got to get off some of this sugar.

They never told me icecream could be so damaging(if only temprorarily)to the brain if eaten in large quantities, so, i gnored them, and still ignore them.

"See? She just tripped over him! She might not be an enemy ninja!" Hissed a bug in Shino's jacket. He was berated by thousands of others mere moments later.

They had found her with Akamaru's nose and her scent on the kunai which Kiba had held onto.

"We don't know if she's a ninja or not, but if she is, I doubt she's an enemy!" Lee stated in a forceful whisper. "Her lovely youthfulness is strong! she could not be bad!"

"Well, there's nothing to do but watch her for a bit longer." Kakashi stated dully, flipping a page in his book.

"Alright guys, move out!" Hinata was the first to move on her sensei's orders, the others followed her, keeping in a safe range, just in case she really was a ninja.

Korochi laughed as a butterfly tickled her chin. She didn't know that Shino had sent it for info. She also hadn't noticed the ninjas following her, too engrossed in her achievements.

"Oh, I wish that the world could be upside down!" She sang, walking through the training field with almost no sense of direction, then turning around halfway into it, realizing the direction she was just going. She needed to get into the house that she wanted. She had rented it out just after her little skirmish with Gai's and Kakashi's teams, she needed a pretense.

"Then I'd laugh my cares away!" She belted it out, very uncharacteristically like her.

"And say! Whoop-ay!" She laughed at the craziness of it. Well, she had just made it up off the top of her head, so she'd forgive herself for it, later.

Starting into another song, she thought about the words only after they left her mouth.

"While walking down the street,

I didn't know who I'd meet.

But then I met, someone who knows,

The power of Youthfulness! And how it glows!

And I found myself saying, O-oh no!"

She stopped and looked behind her; she could have sworn she had heard a loud thump as something hit the ground, really, reallyhard.

Shrugging, she walked away, leaving a laughing Naruto barely able to hold in his guffaws.

She finally made it to 'her' new house, and stepped in like she'd done it millions of times before. It was on the edge of Konoha, and a nice secluded one at that.

She set down her groceries in the kitchen and sighed, long days are not her thing.

She turned and thought an evil thought, by now she had noticed that Neji was in the area, though she couldn't sense anyone else, she didn't think there were, he was just paranoid and trying to prove himself right.

She knew her own father well enough for that.

She got to her desk and pulled out a sheet of floral printed paper, intending to write a fake letter to her 'cousins' or someone, just to piss off the past Neji and to make some 'impressions' on him.

Grabbing a pen, and inconspicuously making sure she was in clear view of the window, so he didn't even have touse his Byukagan to see it, she wrote.

Dear Kuno-kun,

How ya been? I hope it's been fun for you, but I've been miserable today. Hope it hasn't rained too much in Mist. Though in truth, I feel like it should be here.

I was almost kidnapped by some strange guy, a ninja I think, though his head-band-thingie wasn't the same as Konoha's, so I have no clue where he came from, actually, I think it was a sound guy, yeah, pretty sure of that. I think I was bait, me; bait. I have never been so humiliated in my lie, nor have I been so mad. If my life wasn't at stake right then, I think I would have kicked him in the balls, hard. In fact, I don't know why I didn't kick him in the balls anyways.

As it is, I managed out alive, though I did get a kunai to my arm today, don't think I've ever been so happy to have been a normal citizen, rather than a ninja, they have to deal with that all the time.

Well, bored and ticked,

Kono

She started another letter, this time to someone new. Now that she'd even went so far to write she wasn't a ninja in clear view so any spiers (cough-Neji-cough) could see, she felt like messing with a few heads, even if the only one she could get right then was Neji's (A/n: oh, how pleased she'd be if she took the time to search out for any other chakra sources.)

Dear Fumika,

Hey girlfriend, how's the sand? I've been wanting to ask you, next week (after receiving this of course, on the 25th), you think you could get an escort here? The others already will, for my party, I just hope you don't make your escorts mad before you made it here.

I would not be surprised if they tainted your drink and you were stuck in the bathroom like last time.

Well, sincerely psyched,

Mwa.

A few more letters, each to a different ninja village, till she got to her last one, sound. She was having too much fun to stop now, the grin practically cracking her face in two. Mentally of course, her oustide expression had barely changed from one of concentration.

Dear Mica,

Heeeeyyy! I just got attacked and an attempted kidnapping here! I can't believe you still live there! Sound is not a safe place for ya girl!.

She almost laughed at the fluctuation of surprised and suspicious chakra coming from directly outside her window.

I want, no, I demand that you get out of there while you still have your life and blood! They wouldn't care if a civilian left would they? I think not. I'll even let you crash at my pad here, till you find a place of your own. You can leave now, when you receive this letter, which should be on the 12th and be here a week before anyone else is for my party!

I think you wouldn't need any more coaxing, but just in case...

The only thing that saved me from getting killed twice by the stupid guys was Konoha ninja! I don't think I've ever been glad to meet one! The second time, I met a really nice dog, a cute white one (Hint hint girl! A wonderful gift for me would be! Blankity blankity-arf!) And I had to go to the hospital, to get my arm wrapped. I hate kunai now, a lot. In fact, i hate all sharp and pointy objects, especially needles.

The first time though, and I am saving the best for last, was when I got kidnapped by some stupid ninja who used me as bait for other ninja so he (I think it was a he) could try to kill them. I don't need to say how I felt about THAT now do I?

Well, I was saved by those ninja, and a new one, don't know any of their names, though one of them reminded me of a certain foxy brat, you know the one i'm talking about. Though I liked this guy better. Anywhoo, I needed to tell someone, one of the guys that saved me, also was staring at me moments before I got kidnapped. He was a Hyuuga, I could tell from those eyes.

I need to ask, do you think that Hyuuga's are perverts too? I mean come on. Their special thing is too disgusting to even talk about, though I will elaborate for you.

She smirked in her head.

Byukagan; see through stuff, is that not perverted?

A tree dropped a few very large acorns outside her window.

Well, here's to seeing you in a few weeks, and I aint taking no for an answer! The last party was at your place, so the next is gonna be here! And all of us will come and hunt you down if you don't show!

Yours, mine, and everyone's

Me

She finished that and sealed it, yawning as she went to bed. She had no intention of sending it now, too late, or tomorrow, Sunday. She mentally told her friends she was going to bed for the night, and to have fun under the stars, which they all replied (well, all but the boys) night to you too, and the mind girl ended the connection.

There! How do you like it? I hope it meets standards!

Shukaku: I though Kakashi was supposed to be here?

Me: -grumbles- don't remind me. I'll kill the next thing that is, or is wearing the colorgreen, that i see.

-Kakashi strides in, clad in his regular clothes, and the dark green jounnin vest-

Me: Eheh heh heh... -sweatdrops- i think i'll just take that statement back now...

Kakashi: Sorry i'm late, i got lost on the road of life... Oh yeah, and this hideous green thing knocked me into a river so i had to go home and change.

Me: Kyaaaaa! I forgive you! -glomps-

Shukaku: I thought you hated perverts...

Me: Kakashi's an intelectual, so it cancels the other out. Jiraiya has no brains in his head, plus he's not an 'aitch-ohh-tee' HOT Bishie! ANd our silver haired jounin just so happens to be one!

Kakashi: Aitch ohh tee?

Me: AitchH, ohhO, and teeT. H-O-T HOT! --renews glomp-power Kakashi turns an interesting shade of blue and red as his eyes curve into happy yet nervousupside down Us--

Kakashi: Air would be nice, though i ain't complaining. Much.

Me: I'll ignore that last part --releases hotbishi--

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