Hey! Scienceboy! this one's for you!

Shukaku: -jealous glares-

Me: Awwwww, loook, isn't he soo cute when he gets all overprotective? I'm so glad i altered that much of him when i pulled him in here!

Shukaku: If you hadn't, i'd be killing you right now.

Me: O.o I'll just start the story now, BTW, Later on, i'm thinking about another guest for a chappie! Maybe Itachi! The sexy Bishi of Akatsuki!(Kisame's a close second cause he's got the gills. Didara just looks too much likea girl to count.)

"I doubt you could have me thrown out little miss. Though I must say, that was a lucky save. I guess bowls are not the best objects to hit." He turned and was gone in moments, a strange transportation jutsu that none of them could follow (cepting the one that wasn't going to follow for her own little 'civilian' reasons, and you must hate this right now, how...not cliche, but melodramatic, no big fights...yet).

"Are you alright?" Korochi turned to Naruto worriedly. "That almost hit you! If I ever see him again, I'll give that guy a piece of my mind!" She heard a small chuckle.

"What?" She snapped.

"That was an Akatsuki member, a ruthless ninja, he could kill you in the blink of an eye, I doubt you would be able to give him a piece of your mind." That same random ninja who laughedspoke.

"As if! Have you ever heard of the little phrase 'Hell hat no fury like that of a woman's scorn'? Well, that doesn't just go for ninja women ya know!" She slammed his ramen down a little hard, as well as slipping in something from her sleeve.

A something that made him go running to the bathrooms moments after eating a spoonful.

Gawd, she loved super fast laxatives, a lot.

"I don't think he's heard of the other one, 'don't piss the cook' either." She said to Naruto as the ninja fled for another bathroom, the Ichiraku's bathrooms conveniently out of order, till she took the sign down moments after he left. (Wait, how'd they get up there so fast? She better tone down her ninja-ness a bit)

"Haha! Good one!" Naruto exclaimed, before his face became a mix of worried fear. "Wait, did you do that to me?" He asked.

"Oh! Of course not!" She cried. "He just made me so mad! Civilians aren't worthless, or else why would ninjas live in a city? The civilians are the ones that grow the food, and make andsell the goods that ninjas need, and it would be too risky to have to go and buy food and special goodsfrom nearby villages, so they have to protect us. For your guys' own well being." She grinned, remembering her essay on that very same subject she had had to do only days before she used that scroll and came to the past.

"Wow! That's right! I guess I never thought about it that way!" He grinned at her.

"Not many ninja ever do, but it's still nice to let the really arrogant ones know their place when they get out of line." She looked at his now empty bowls.

"So... how was it?" She asked, looking pointedly at the empty bowl of 'breakfast ramen six'.

"The ramen? It was great! But why call it 'breakfast ramen six'?"

"Cause there's at leastfive other breakfast ramens I have made before." That floor must have been real interesting, cause that was what she was staring at.

"Wow!Five more! Can I try them?"

She blushed and stammered out. "W-well, n-n-not right now...I don't have the ingredients here, he only had the few I needed for this one by c-chance..." 'Great, now I'm stuttering like aunt Hina-chan used to before she married... I really wish I could just stop that.'

"Alright then! Maybe you can make them for me for lunch when I come back here!" He exclaimed happily.

"Naruto!" She laughed, "Breakfast ramen for lunch wouldn't be as good as lunch ramen for lunch!" She stopped herself, blushing as she looked at the floor, her tongue now tasting very nice as she clamped on it with her incisors. His charismatic energy had caused her to become too open and she had blurted that out.

"There's lunch ramen?" He asked hopefully.

"Well, yeah..." She blushed harder. 'Damn him and his foxy-cuteness-puppy-dog-pout!'

"Then we'll have to come here and try it then, won't we, Naruto?" Kakashi stepped in, his visible eye smiling. "For now we should leave, we have a small mission to do, right guys?" He left, as well as the other teams. She looked at the napkin with its hastily scrawled note by Naruto and almost grinned.

I'll see you at lunch! Iruka-sensei is paying for my breakfast!

She made her face almost completely neutral when she showed it to said teacher, as he was sitting at the bar.

"Naruuutoooooo!" She winced at his loud voice. That hurt more than she thought it would, though she loved hearing it anyways. Except in the future it wasn't always just Naruto's name he called out.

(A/n: almost forgot, only Naruto's team was there, the other three had other things to do. So it's all good ;) !)

--------------------The rest of the team-------------------
"Sensei! It's been forever! Can't we go and get her?" Blonde boy asked.

"Alright Nuken, we'll go, all of us. She really can't have found much more out than she did yesterday." Kashi said, shutting her Icha Icha paradise ladies version volume seven, and pulling out her Icha Icha combat girlies volume twelve. Daaaaaannnnng, that girl in chapter two really kicked butt!

"But she might be in trouble!" He whined, then it hit him. "We can go? Yeah! Where is she?"

"She's gotten a good alias, a house and a job. And it's going to be lunch time in about half an hour, so I figure she might wanna see us for a bit." Kashi grinned, pulling her hitae off and replacing it with a cap over her eye.

They all got up, and Itaku chose that moment to issue the warning to all of them, even Kashi.

"Now don't act like you know anyone, or her. Her especially. Got it?" He earned a bonk on the head from Kashi and promptly decided not to do that again, if he wanted to keep his tongue.

They all moved out towards the city, blonde boy not needing his own pair of contacts because of a special reason we'll delve into later, and all of them in civilian clothes, don't ask where they got them from.

Blonde boy also had to have the black-to-blonde pony-tail girl use her mind powers on him to keep his chakra down low. Basically she 'fed' onhis immense reserves of itand used it to suppress all of their visible chakra levels to that of a normal civilian's.

It paid to have a teammate with almost unlimited chakra levels to add to your brains.

A lot.

"Hey, Kashi-sensei?" Blonde boy asked

"Hmm..?" Not even a glance up from her book. Her hair also hid her eye from view, just in case her cap slipped.

"Where does she work?" A grin not from her book showed slightly in her eye, her mouth covered now by a yankee mask.

"Not telling."

"Awwww!"

How'd you guys like it? I think it's okay, but the parts with fluff are the best so far if you ask me! (and no, not the fluff as in lovey dovey stuff, that's good too and all, and it will be there, but i mean a different kind of fluff, like the kind that fills stuffed animals! One person knows what i'm talking about! And soon enough all of you will know it!)

Shukaku: Review, on pain of sand in your pants.

Me: Really, that's lovely, threaten them into reviewing why don't-cha?

Shukaku: Sure, why not? I just did too.

Me: -slaps forehead- Ugh, not what i meant. Apparantly demons don't have a thing called sarcasm. I'll have to try to fix that without breaking my little sand demon. Till then!

Bye!