Assissin Weiss Cats
By: White Rose

Arigatou for the reviews! I'll try to take your advice, just so you know I'm not planning on adding any authors notes during the middle, it was an impluse
thing the last time(look at my other stories and you'll see that barely happens). Special thanks to(trumpet):Faeriesinger,Carter Tachikawa,
CherubKatan, and (last but not least) ember-fang.
Disclaimer: Don't own Weiss Kruez demo I wish I did! sniffsniff WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(A gun is placed on the back of the neck of the author along with a deep growl)
/Get on the fic!/=thinking
"WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP THREATENING ME!"=talking(sniff)
****=place/time change
Thank you all for the reviews! ^_^V and I'll start writing the fic the four of them kill me(sniffles)

Chapter 1:Getting home....sort of
The four cats looked at their clothes and weapons. After a few minutes the Abyssissin walked over to his katana attempting to pick it up
with his paws, but found it to be no use. He frowned then glanced over at the other three who were not having as much trouble. Youji instantly had
found his wire, and Omi had placed it around his neck neatly like a collar. Ken had bounded over to his bargnucks and now held them in his teeth.
Brown/Teal, Bright Green, and Bright blue all stared back at the orange/red/black cat, only a low warning growl was heard.
"WHAT!?"he snapped very annoyed.
"How are you going to carrry that thing?"Ken asked curiously while stumbling over his gloves.
"The same way Omi is going to carry his darts AND crossbow,"Youji snickered, his tail flicking back and forth"MEROW!"he screamed only to
see Ken pulling on his tail, actually biting it. Green eyes narrowed as he asked,"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"
"Gomen,"the Siberian instantly dropped the tail, it twitched catching his eyes again,"it moved and I thought it was a rat!"
"WHY YOU!"the older cat states preparing to pounce.
"Let's go,"Aya again appeared from nowhere.
"Aya-kun where you're katana?"Omi asks curiously, his darts were hanging around his stomach but he had to leave his crossbow behind.
"It's hiden with the rest of our cloths,"the cat replied begining to walk back towards the parking lot. The other cats shrugged and bounded after
him, Ken and Omi ended up rolling with each other half-way to the parking lot.
"I never realized how far we had gotten blown,"Omi states once they reached the lot, the machines in sight.
"You're telling me my paws are killing me!"Youji states attempting to reach for a cigarette but then remeber cats don't have pockets, he muttered
several rows of curses.
"Has anyone thought of how we're going to drive home?"Omi asks staring up at his bike.
"Maybe we could sit on the pedals and Aya and Youji could be on either side of the wheel,"Ken replies from the seat , causing the helmet to nearly
fall on the young bombay. "GOMEN!" The black cat ran hiding under the motor for a second sniffing.
"I don't think that would work, especially if we are pulled over,"Youji states looking up at his car, then sighing he sniffed the air, ears perked up.
"Do you guys hear something?"Ken asks looking down the road. The three nodded turning their heads towards the exit, a few bright lights were
seen in the distant along with the loud sounds of sirens.
"Great,"Youji muttered sighing,"cops."
"Hide!"Omi shouts instantly darting towards the shubery, the other three following his example. The four cats pocked out their noses and blinked
watching the cops stare at the scene before them. None made the motion to move, twitching tails as they waited and waited.
"You think we should risk hitching a ride back?"Ken asks pointing to the car door that was opened for no reason.
"Well if we're going to, we might as well,"Youji states slowly moving out from the bushes.
"I doubt they'll like cats with human weapons,"Omi thought twisting out from his darts and anything else that would look supcisious,"Ken-kun are
you taking yours?"
"No, I'm not in the mood to get caught,"the Siberian states poking his head out again looking around,"Well if we're going, let's go before we loose
Youji."
"Hai,"Aya states and the three konekos move out darting for the open car door. In one bound, they reached the desintation, hiding underneathe
the seat. Suddenly the door slamed shut,"Meow!"Ken screamed in pain.
"Ken-kun! be quite or else..."Omi whispered trying to blend in with the black car seat.
"OH MARIA!"a high pitch voice was heard, instantly all the cats looked in shock as a cop appeared in the driver's seat staring at the four.
The partner twirled his head then stared in shock,"Where did those damn cats come from?"
"I have no idea,"the driver states getting out of the car to open the door instantly Ken scrambled away hissing revealing it's fang.
"Wonder what's wrong with him,"the second cop states.
"I don't know demo let's take them to the pound,is on the way back to the station,"the driver states.
"Fine,"the second stated, the two climbing back in to the front,"but YOU"RE taking them in I don't want to get rabiis."
"We don't have rabis you asshole!"Ken shouted hotly cluctching his bent tail, instead Aya smacked him on the head,"Hey! That hurt!"
"Shut up,"Aya replied coldly closing his eyes and settling on the floor in a small lump of fur. He yawned then narrowed his eyes at Ken who just
turned away watching the scenery pass them by as they headed back towards the city.
***
"Well we're here,"the driver states climbing out of the car,"Let's drop these Kitties off."
"I told you,"the passenger snapped back,"you're going to pick them up, I'm allergic to cats."
"Oh shut up and help me with these, I'll treat you to coffee when we're done,"the guy states walking over to the door.
"Oh YES! Starbucks here I come!"the other cop was instantly out and opened the door. The four cats instantly scattered out of the door,"Hey!"
"Baka!"the other cat shouted, letting the other door open.
Within seconds the Aya and Ken split from one side of the car, while Youji and Omi ran for cover in a nearby dumpster. The two
leaped into the garbage, pocking their eyes out, blinking. Aya and Ken were busy distracting the two cops. The orange cat heading in one
direction while Ken heading in the other. Suddenly Ken found the ground was far below and the scruff of his necking being held by the taller cop.
Aya continued to dodged the other cop leading him straight towards the first.
"Ha, thought you were gonna get away did yah kitty?"the cop laughed,
BOOM!
Ken gracefully landed on his feet(like all good kitties do) and ran towards the allie. Aya on the other hand had other plans.
"Aya-kun!" Omi shouted in horror causing the two sprawled cops to stare at the young kitten.
The driver growled in annoyance attempting to stand up from the pavement, Aya bounded on his head, knocking him out. Within seconds the four
cats were regroup and sprinting towards their home as quickly as their paws could manage.
"You still owe me a Starbucks!"the second cop was heard in the distant.
"SHUT UP!"the driver shouted waking up the enter neighborhood.
***
The four cats wonder the dark allies, slipping through the human world unseen. All kept they're eyes out for anything familiar, whiskers
constsantly twitching and hears precked ready for anything.
"Can't we stop!"Youji whined sitting down ontop of a step of a fire escape.
"Shut up Kudou,"Aya growled his fangs showing.
"You shut up Aya, you have no idea where we are just like the rest of us,"the cat stated coldly,"I refuse to move from this spot, until I have had at least
one cigarette and know where the hell we are!"
"Youji-kun would that be such a good idea?"Omi asks curiously with bright eyes,"I mean you're entire body IS covered with fur."
"I think we only have ten more blocks, come to think of it,"Ken states running back from the end of the allie,"we're not that far from the Libary."
"TEN blocks!"Youji states in complete shock.
"Get walking,"Aya snapped instantly walking away from the rest of the group and back into the shadows.
"Hey Aya-kun, I think we should stick together,"Omi shouts bounding after the loner of the group.
"Omi-kun! Aya-kun!"Ken shouted instantly running after them,"You're going the wrong direction!" Instantly he raced after the two shouting in cat
"You're gonna get us even MORE lost!MATTE!"
Youji just sat on the step watching the blackness of the alley, muttering,"I'm not going to leave this spot. I'm not going to leave this spot.
They think they can just drag me all over the fuckin' city, they are dead wrong." Then his ears instantly perked up, a car's engine sped past the
alley, heading off in the direction of the rest of the group. Twitching his whiskers, a cat grin appeared on his face,"and there are beautiful ladies
defienatly in the area."WIth that he bounded after the rest of the group, following the sound of the engine a baka smile on his face(if he wasn't
a cat). "Follow your nose."he chuckled thinking of the allie cats that he was going to enchant tonight.
***
Manx looked around the Kitty in the House, it was well after hours, and the boys should be back by now. She had wanted to give Omi
some data on the next target, that just happened to be related to the last mission. She knocked nonchlantly on the backdoor, /Strange, Aya usually
opens this without any problem....I doubt any of them are asleep./Sighing she pulled out a key and let herself flicking on the light, the entire living
room was empty."Minna-san!"she shouted in the apartment but there was no reply except for the emptiness of the house. Sighing/I guess they
are not back yet/she sighed pulling out a vanilla folder label OMI in black letters on the top. Clamly she pulled out four white envelops, placing
them neatly in a row, the code names on each. With that she flicked off the light and locked the door, walking out of the allie towards her car.
/I'll ask what happened tomorrow, they're probably all doing they're own thing again. Youji's making love or flirting, Ken is being Ken, Omi is
smiling like always, and Aya.../she paused before starting up her car/making trouble like always/with that thought she drove towards her own bed.
***
Dawn was racing down the street, hitting anything in the way, shadows of the night turned into shadows of the day. Anything that was
questionable in the night had an idenity and a title when the sunlight bounced eventually into the once darkest allies of the city. Omi snuggled smiling
in his sleep, curling into a tight ball under the warm covers. He didn't open his eyes since the night had held such a terrible dream. He giggled
childishly muttering unconciously,"Turning into a cat, how rediculous." With that he opened his eyes to behold a bright beam of light hitting his
face, he blinked until his eyes adjusted to the brightness. There in front of him was a long alley way, He sat up in complete shock, then froze,
something soft, warm was wrapped around his body. Taking a deep breathe, ready for anything, he turned around to come face to face with a
orange, red, and black tailed tip Abayssissin. Violet eyes stared back into his bright shocked blue eyes/Dear KAMI! IT WASN"T a dream!/
"I'm still a cat right?"Aya's voice asked from the cat, speechless Omi nodded.
With that the older cat stood up on the step to Kitty in the House, scratching at the door, again attempting to get in muttering,"I thought so."
Omi just sighed heavily looking around seeing the Balinese on top of a trashcan lid, sleeping peacefully until a merow was heard along with
"AH....yes...the....more...more..." Omi's eyes widen in horror/shock as from nowhere Ken appeared flying at the sleeping cat, knocking them both
into the garbage from two weeks ago.
"KEN! HOW COULD YOU!" Youji's howl was heard.
"You baka! Omi heard HENTAI!"was heard from within the barrel. WIthin seconds it was on it's side rolling back and forth.
"Shut! you're ruining my coat!"
"IIE, Omi-kun's already corrupted enough, don't you dare add to it"
"He needs to learn to the wonders of the female body."bang the can went into the wall,"Hey that's my tail!"
"MEROW!"bang,the opposite direction, now it was spinning towards the back door.
"Ken you're such a klutz!"
"Youji stop moving!"
"I can move if I want to!"
"Will both of you shut up!"Aya shouted turning back very pissed but then stared as the can hit the door, sending all three cats into a large dumpster.
Omi swished his tail watching the scene as Ken, then Youji popped up they're head. Youji with a banana peel on his head and Ken with a wore
out shoe. Then Aya violet eyes appeared in out of a alumimum can, making his face become very clear. Instantly the two other cats blinked at the
'leader'.
"HAHAHAHA!"Ken laughed pulling his head out of the shoe and leaped out of the dumpster towards the younger cat,"Looks like you got what you
deserved."
"Shut up!"Youji growled jumping at the other cat again.
Omi just watched as Aya became madder and madder watching the two. They were chasing each other, then in one loud,"MEROW!"a tumbleweed
rolled through the alley, silence envloped all. With great easy the cat got out of the can and lautched at both cats pinning them both beneathe him
violet eyes on fire as he growled lowly,"Shut up, both of you."
"Um...Aya-kun,"Omi states appearing next to the older cat. Aya glared at the youngest kiitten.
"Nani?"
"Someone is coming and the door is opened,"Omi eeped quietly, this caused all heads to turn to see there enough the door was opened. Then
footsteps were heard, within seconds the four cats were sprinting towards the door, pulling tails and baring teeth and claws to get inside. Just
as Youji nearly reached the door, it slamed shut, all the cats still outside. There was a man standing in front of the door, his hand on the knob.
Bright orange hair hung in his head and a smirk was on his lips as he said,"Well, well what do we have here? Four little kittens that are locked
out of their house. How sad!" The cats completely froze in shock, Omi hiding behind Ken, Aya and Youji had they're hairs on end instantly.
"Schwartz!"Youji hissed no knowing wether to lauch himself at the asshole or run since he WAS no longer human for the time.
"MEROW!"Omi cried in horror as he was pulled upwards and into the arms of a young teenage boy. Then a hand began PETTING him, bright
eyes were in complete shock as the face of Nagi appeared in a placid smile from above.
"Omi!"Ken shouted in horror instantly running up to the cat, or attempting to but only was thrown into the arms of the German, unable to move.
"Nice to see you too Siberian,"the German chuckle placing a light kiss ontop of the cat's head. Instantly Ken scratched him only for the
German to yank hard on his tail causing him to howl.
"Damn you!"Youji growled about to leap to help his teammate but only got plucked up by a rag-like hand who laughed hysterically,"Let me go!"
"Oh, Kittie-Kittie do you like to hurt God?"Youji just felt sick to his stomach as the yellow eye stared back at him.
"Now, now Balinese, Farfie-chan needs his fun too,"the American laughed, then his eyes landed on the last member of Neko Weiss.
"Run Aya-kun!"Omi shouted attempting to get free but was still petted by the young teenager.
Instantly Aya began to back up feeling corner, then suddenly launched onto the youngest member quickly biting the hand that held the
youngest member. The cats were both about to be free but then then found a pair of arms holding the two seperate at the scruffs of their necks.
Crawford smirked throwing the young kitten at the boy again who caught him squeezing him happily, he looked at the leader saying,"Well well
Abyssissin, looks like you are coming home with us after all."
The other members of Schwartz just laughed as they walked out of the alley towards the car, the cats still squerming in their arms, as the car
started up and pulled away from Kitty in the House.
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(ducks underneathe desk)WR:PLEASE DON"T KILL ME!(doddges a few text books) I'm sorry! I love you all! I really do! I'll make it right next chapter
I promise no one is going to die.....yet(ducks again running away)MOMMIE!Thanks for the REVIEWS BYE!