Assissin Weiss Cats
By: White Rose
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss Kruez but I wish I did(sniffles with starry eyes)
/Is she going to cry again?/=thinking
"WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I think that would answer that question"(sigh)Aya.
"OOOOOOO it's a Abyssissin AYA!"
"No!"(attempts to run away but is plucked up and squeezed, eyes bluding out)
/"Let's leave her there while we fix the story,"/(cat translation)Youji whispers starting for the laptop.
"YOUJI! OMI! KEN! GET OFF MY COMPUTER!"
/"Come on Rosie-chan you know you really don't want us as kittens,"/Youji smiles rubbing against her legs.
"Oh YEST I do, and so does your hovering fan club!"(points out the window)"Thank you all for the so many reviews!"
****=place/time change
Chapter 2: Cameras hurt god....or was it nekos??
After the long car ride from Koneko to the Schwartz's mansion, Farfello had a few more scratches, as did the rest of Schwartz. The weiss
kittens had all curled up into a ball tightly around the Bombay, facing outwards fearing for their lives and remaining sanity. Schudulch the entire
ride had drill their minds with annoying question that went along the line/So how do you like your tail stroke?/ or /Come on Balinese give me a
little kitty kiss, onegia/This instantly caused the cat to snarl then finally pounce at the orange hair man, wipping out his wire, from his neck.
"I don't think that is a wize idea Balinese," Crawford said making a left at a red light. Youji being stubborn pulled the wire anyway, just then a big
truck cut the black car off.
"Youji-kun!"two cats shouted in horror.
The wire would have hit Schu but instead, it did a loop, around the cat's neck, creating a lease, the end landing in the orange-man's
hand. He just smirked tugging on the cat who attempted to reach the rest of the cats, this caused the balinese to land in his lap. Green eyes
stared up in complete horror, strinking away only to be tugged again. The hand gently stroke him behind his ears, causing a small"meow?!"
From the other side of the car, the other cats looked in horror as Schu continued to exotically pet the cat.
"I want Omi,"Nagi annoyanced abrutly from the front, just then the car's engine stopped. Crawford and Nagi got out. The three other cats attempted
to escape but left a force pulling on them. Again a invisible force pulled bombay away from the group, landing him again in Nagi's arms.
/Well we know who's going with who now/Schu's voice chuckled through the minds of everyone, chills running up the cat's spins.
"MEOW!"Youji gave a loud howl as his tail was stroked the wrong way, he attempted to be free but the orange-head held him.
"Farfie, can have the other two,"Nagi states skipping off with Omi to the house, Schu instantly following.
"Well what are you waiting for?"Brad grumbled glaring at the rag doll,"pick up the cats."
Farfello instantly plucked up both Aya and Ken holding them surprising gently then laughing as he ran into the house,"I can now hurt God!"
Brad watched the three occupants and four new ones entire the house, a smile placed on his lips. His lenses prevently anyone from seeing
his pupils,"Well Weiss, this is going to be an interesting week afterall." Clicking the car locked he entered the house instantly heading towards
his beloved study. In the background there were howls of "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!"mostly
from Farfie's room,/or is it Schu's?/.
***
Nagi opened his door still holding the shivering bombay.Gently he placed the cat on the bed, watching with black eyes in amazement,
the door closed along with the sound of the lock. Omi stared back in complete shock, bright blue eyes, he was completely shocked unable to move.
The boy reached out and touched the silky fur that was similiar to a kitten's. Instantly the cat reacted the only way he could think of,
"OW!"the youngest member of Schwartz cried, holding his finger then frowned, blasting the kitten to the back of the head of the bed, a pillow
cushion his landing,"That hurt Omi-kun!"
"Meow?"the cat asked blinking in shock.
"Schu told me,"the boy replied clamly approaching the cornered kitten, once again."Don't worry I'm not going to hurt you."
"Meow,"the cat's eyes darted again attempting to find one window that might be open. This time the hand came in contact with his fur, under his
chin.
"How did this happen Omi-kun?"Nagi asked strocking his chin, Omi instantly started purring closing his eyes,"You see I'm would never hurt you
Omi-kun."his hand moved behind the ears gently stroking, then the hand was gone. Bright blue eyes stared at black blue then a smirk danced on
the teenage boy's lip causing again the black cat to wimper in fear,"Omi-kun oneiga I can't stand to see you like this demo...."the boy paused sitting
down in front of the cat,"you're REALLY cute like this." Omi blinked, stared at the boy, then blinked again,"and I don't think that you're leaving for
a while."Then the cat instantly growled in the back of his throat pouncing on the other boy meractiously landing on his head. Bright blue eyes
blinked from upside staring at black blue once again. Nagi smiled attempting to fight the blush that was forming on his cheeks, then staring into
the pool of bright blue, he pulled the cat from the top of his head. Omi blinked completely confused staring at Nagi.Then the boy kissed him on the
nose, the cat just blinked completely stund.
***
/WHAT THE HELL!/was heard down the hall, Schu just paused from torturing the oldest member of Weiss. He smirked saying,"Looks like Bombay
is getting from action."
/LEAVE THE CHIBI ALONE!/Youji snapped.
"OW! Omi-kun what did you do that for!?"a whining voice shouted through the entire house.
Youji smirked/So the chibi wins after all/
/Don't consider yourself so lucky/Schu chuckled gently caressing the dark tail of his captive.
Youji just glared tucking his tail under him then thought/What is everyone's obbession with MY tail!/
"It's because you so adorable, Youji-kun,"Schu smirked sitting down on his bed, watching the cat who was on the tail still glaring,"You know if you
had your sunglasses, the picture would be prefect."
/Leave my sunglasses out of this/Youji snapped turning his head away from the man/How would you like being a cat anyway! And how can you
read my mind! You can't read other animal's thoughts./
"Ah but the beauty is I can read your entire team's mind,"the man smirked laying down on the bed, facing the cat,"why don't you ask Crawford."
/I'm just going to do that....after I save Aya and Ken from the baka/Youji states leaping down from the table to the door.
"Don't even bother, you're stuck here until dinner"Schu says clamly/So how do you want to occupy your time til then?/
/Staying AWAY from you!/Balinese snapped in his head curling up into a ball on the carpet by the door. Green eyes heavily shut,/Might as well sleep
since Ken woke me up,wonder how are those two doing anyway./
***
"It's a KODACK moment!"CLICK! CLICK!
"shine......shine....."Aya mutters flatly.
"I hate him...I will kill him...I will kill him.....I'll scar him from head to toe.....I'm going to ripe his entire other eye out!"Ken continued to mutter his entire
vocabulary in cat mostly followed by,"DAMN HIM TO HELL!"
"Weiss Kitties playing Dressy Hurts God!"the man shouted happily running around his padded room. On the floor were two cats an Abyssissin and
Siberian, wearing a groom and bride outfit. Abyssissin was wearing a black tuxedo, violet eyes shooting a death glare at the hysterical man
who was laughing happily wearing his own tux. Siberian had a white wedding gown with white flours and a veil, his entire expression was/kill,must
kill the crazy man!/
"Now it's time for the press!"the man laughed pulling out a camera, pushing the two cats together,"Give us a big smile!MWHAHAHAHA!"Click,
a flash went off causing the cats to blink seeing the dots before their eyes.CLICK!Another, the two cats looked at each other,"Give us a kiss
for the front page! IT WILL HURT GOD!"Neither cat made a move, with that the hands instantly pulled the cats together, making their noses touch,
the camera went off with a flash and CLICK."This will surely hurt God, once it is developed!"With that the two cats instantly pounced on him, Ken
taking Farfie, Aya taking the camera. Both costumes were on the ground, Ken was scratching the crazy man, who was only laughing,"Kitty hurts
God! HAHAHA!"
"I'll show you hurting God!"Ken meowed, scratching at his hair, but the man didn't feel a thing.
"HAHAHA!"Farfello laughed as the cat's tail tickled his nose.
Aya on the other hand was furiously attempting to expose the flim to any type of light. But his claws were dull and did not break the plastic
desposable camera."Must expose film! SHINE!" Just then when he finally caught one of the hinges a hand grab the camera from him. Violet eyes
met one yellow, one instantly glared, the other had a few scrtaches on his hysterical face,"Kittie-chan let go of camera! We need to get these to the
press right away!" With that Farfello ran out of his room, leaving the door wide open, running through the house screaming,"MUST HURT GOD!"
Aya just looked at the door silently still frowning then took off after the man,"MEOW!"/SHINE!/
"Aya-kun! Wait for me! I'm in high heels!"Ken shouted attempting to free his paws from the Barbie high heels that were pearly white./I want a piece
of him too!/
***
Brad looked up from his pile of papers,"Any minute now,"he muttered adding the final total of the bills. He paused, a minute passed,"Ok,
I guess Farfie still has thoese kittens under control." He started the next pile of papers,KNOCK!KNOCK, this caused his fountain pen to spill all
over the number he had just calculated."Guess not." Instantly he glared standing up and opening the door poking head outside facing a one yellow
eyed monster, namely Farfello Jude.
"Nani?"
"I need to get these pictures developed,"the man states jumping up and down.
"Naze?"Brad states pushing his glasses up from the tip of his nose.
"Because it has to get to press so I can hurt God!"the man states matter of factly.
"Are these the pictures of Weiss in a bride and groom outfit?"Brad asked attempting to fight a smirk. Ken and Aya jumped the man from both sides
meowing fighting for the camera. Farfie just held both of the cats by their tails holding them upside down. This just enfurated them even more,"Farfello
give me the nekos and you take the JEEP to drop off the film."
"Hai!"the man instantly handed the two cats to the black hair man and ran off singing hysterically,"I get to hurt God! I get to hurt Weiss and God!"
Brad just smirked then looked at the two cats, Siberian had his jaw dropped and was wimpering while Abyssissin found his next victim to fall the
glare of icey death. With that Brad placed the cats inside on an empty table saying,"Stay there and I won't kill you." The two cats just looked at
each other then found a gun barrel placed at their heads,"Now Kitties how DID you get like this?"
"Meow?"Siberian answered only to recieve a wack from Abyssissin and growl.
"Shit, maybe we shouled wait til dinner,"the man states clamly settling underneathe his pile of papers,"til then take a cat nap." Ken instantly
snuggled up on Abyssissin falling asleep purring softly, Aya just blinked then glared watching the Oracle out of his narrowed violet eyes. Brad called
up to Schu's room saying,"could you go and pick up Chinese and cat food for dinner?"
"You sent Farfie-chan,"the reply was heard.
"Would you trust Farfello with YOUR dinner?"Brad asked clamly.
"Fine, I'm taking Youji-chan though,"the caller went dead and the sound of the front door slaming was heard.
/It's Youji-kun! You sicko/Aya thought growling.
/Fine it's just Ken-chan, neko-chan/the thought came in at full force. Abyssissin's fur ruffled on his back, causing him to muttering a string of
cursing in cat.
***
/Can I drive?/
/iie, I don't think it would be possible/
/Onegia! You have NO idea what it's like!/the cat meowl crying allegator tears/Look at me! I'm a freaking cat! I can't smoke! I can't drive! And I
can't even talk to defend myself!/the cat paused for a second thinking/I don't even want to know how I'm going to do my buiness./
The two pulled into the gocery parking lot, Schu looked at the cat as if wondering if he should even bother taking him in,
/ONEGIA! I need to be around SOME beautiful women BEFORE I go steral!/the cat whines batting his green eyes.Schu blinked for a second staring
at the cat/Nani?I/"Meow?"
"Gomen demo for a second I almost forgot that you were a human stuck in a cat's body,"the orange hair man stated opening the car door and the
cat just bounded out about to sprint, Schu just caught the end of the wire, making the cat stop in mid leap towards the alley,"Demo what type of
baka do you take me for?"
/I was hoping a real baka, demo knowing my luck right now, I guess not/the cat sighed as they made their way towards the entrance of the store.
Youji instantly stared at the store and felt a smirk coming on, his face was very content. Just then a entire crowd of hot beautiful women
who were over 18 and mostly likely college students stared at the bundle of fur. His green eyes twinkled in delight, passing a woman with long
black hair and black eyes wearing a short shorts and sneakers. The girl instantly squeeled in delight picking up the cat,"HOW CUTE!"
/YES I AM IN HEAVEN! LADIES YOUJI AKA NEKO IS BACK!/Youji purred loudly as the girl petted him gently/"She has such smooth legs Schudilgh
too bad it would hentai for a human to touch in public, heehee. YES I am cute and handsome!"/
"He is your cat?"the girl asked Schu.
"I guess you could say that,"Schu replied glancing at the happy cat muttering curses under his breathe./You nekos, I'm suprise you off all people
say you respect women./
/"I do very much"/the cat stated matter of factly/"she's just cooing me because I'm cute, she would do it as well if I was human."/
"How much?"
"UH?"
"How much is he?"the girl asked looking at the cat.
"He's not for sale,"Schu glared at the girl.
/OH HE IS NOW!/Youji screamed,"Meow! PURR!"catching a glance at the girl's clevage through the buttom down light blue blouse/"Please
don't let this be a dream!"/
"Gomen ne demo Youji-kun is coming with me weather he wants to or not,"Schu snaps plucking the cat from the girl's arms, throwing him in a
basket then marching down the alie for cat food.The girl just stared at the cat, then gave a pout before going back to her shopping.
/Baka Schu!Why didn't he let her buy me! I would have been happy sleeping with a chest like that!/the cat humph sticking up it's nose.
/Oh but didn't you remeber Weiss can't be happy/Schu thought as he picked up some milk and meat."Looks like pasta for tonight."Youji remained
silent staring dreamily as they passed more and more girls. They came from the restroom, making him smirk childishly, he happily bounded about
to head into the direction, but found himself on the floor by Schu's foot hovering over his tail,"Let's get THAT thought out of your head. And you
call me a hentai, neko-chan." Again Youji was plucked into the basket as Schu gather the rest of dinner for both humans and cats.
Isle, after Isle the duo continued through the large market, then just when Youji had lost all hope of ever getting away from Schu a
familiar click of high heels was heard in Isle 16. The cat stared at a redhead woman wearing a red uniform pulling something from the shelf.
/"MANX!"/"MEOW!"Youji cried happily instantly bounding from his basket before Schu could grab the wire. Within seconds the cat scrambled
towards the woman rubbing her leg working his kitty-charm./"I have to work fast."/ This caused the woman to look down staring into those pools of
green eyes, she smirked picking up the cat.
"Now who do you think you are?"she asked flatly.
/"Kudou Youji,"/"Meow"the cat stated seriously giving an impression of himself the best he could.
"I wonder how you got here"the cat cocked his head to the side"Is that a smile?"
/"Yes of course"/"MMEow,"/"Take me home with you before Schu comes onna!"/ He tried the purring ack, rubbing against her chin, soft fur touched
smooth skin/"Onegia Manx! Save us! Schwartz has us captured! As cats can you imagine what I'm going through!"/
"You are so like Youji-kun it's scary,"the woman chuckled to herself.
/"I'm scary?!"/"Meow?"the cat gave a pout.
"Youji-kun!" Schu's voice instantly all conversation stopped.
/"IIE!"/"MEOW!"the cat instantly clutched closely to Manx,/"You'll never take me back to that hell hole I have Manx!"/
"This is your cat?"Manx asked curiously, Schu nodded then flashed her a playerboy smile.
"Like cat like owner huh?"
"HUH?"/"What's that suppose to mean!"/Both thoughts mixed together.
"Guess so,"
/MANX! How can you compare my flirting with this slimeball!/the cat pouted again.
"Well here's your cat and you can keep your number,"with that Manx walked away with all of her food for the week.
/"MANX!"/Youji meowed very hurt/"My only hope of escape! How could you!Manx! COME BACK!"/
"Oh shut up,"the german muttered carrying the hollaring cat out of the store,"I bought you all cat litter, she didn't even offer to buy you."
/"Look who showed up!"/Youji snapped as he bounded into the car, crawling up into a ball of fur"This just keeps getting better and better."
"And it's about to get even worse,"Schu chuckled thinking of the possiblities that would probably happen at dinner that night.
"Thanks for the reassurance,"Youji meowed letting his eyes close and taking a cat nap. Then Schu slammed on the brakes and they were back at
the mansion, with Farfie holding up his film from earlier in the afternoon."Definantly going to be an interesting evening, eh neko?"
"Like hell,"Youji grumbled picking himself from the bottom of the floor, his tail completely frizzled in various direction.
***
\WR Notes:\ Well How did I do nekos?
Schu:Do you really think Youji and I would normally get this well along.
WR: If he was a cat probably.
Youji:TRAITOR! YOU made Manx go away.
WR:But then you wouldn't be as cute as you are now(squeezes Youji and Aya)
Ken:I still don't understand what you see in that guy.
WR: You'll see soon enough
Brad:More trouble for Weiss
WR:Don't worry you'll get you're share too(smirks)
Omi:I don't like being a cat(sniffles)
WR:MAGGIE-CHAN make Omi stop crying! You need a bombay anyway! Here catch!
YM:Don't throw Omi-chan!
Ken:Yeah don't throgh Omi-chan!
Farfie:REVIEWS HURT GOD!
WR:IIE BAFFFIE! It's NO reviews hurt god.....oh oh well I don't care any more...BLAH! Arigatou!
By: White Rose
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss Kruez but I wish I did(sniffles with starry eyes)
/Is she going to cry again?/=thinking
"WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I think that would answer that question"(sigh)Aya.
"OOOOOOO it's a Abyssissin AYA!"
"No!"(attempts to run away but is plucked up and squeezed, eyes bluding out)
/"Let's leave her there while we fix the story,"/(cat translation)Youji whispers starting for the laptop.
"YOUJI! OMI! KEN! GET OFF MY COMPUTER!"
/"Come on Rosie-chan you know you really don't want us as kittens,"/Youji smiles rubbing against her legs.
"Oh YEST I do, and so does your hovering fan club!"(points out the window)"Thank you all for the so many reviews!"
****=place/time change
Chapter 2: Cameras hurt god....or was it nekos??
After the long car ride from Koneko to the Schwartz's mansion, Farfello had a few more scratches, as did the rest of Schwartz. The weiss
kittens had all curled up into a ball tightly around the Bombay, facing outwards fearing for their lives and remaining sanity. Schudulch the entire
ride had drill their minds with annoying question that went along the line/So how do you like your tail stroke?/ or /Come on Balinese give me a
little kitty kiss, onegia/This instantly caused the cat to snarl then finally pounce at the orange hair man, wipping out his wire, from his neck.
"I don't think that is a wize idea Balinese," Crawford said making a left at a red light. Youji being stubborn pulled the wire anyway, just then a big
truck cut the black car off.
"Youji-kun!"two cats shouted in horror.
The wire would have hit Schu but instead, it did a loop, around the cat's neck, creating a lease, the end landing in the orange-man's
hand. He just smirked tugging on the cat who attempted to reach the rest of the cats, this caused the balinese to land in his lap. Green eyes
stared up in complete horror, strinking away only to be tugged again. The hand gently stroke him behind his ears, causing a small"meow?!"
From the other side of the car, the other cats looked in horror as Schu continued to exotically pet the cat.
"I want Omi,"Nagi annoyanced abrutly from the front, just then the car's engine stopped. Crawford and Nagi got out. The three other cats attempted
to escape but left a force pulling on them. Again a invisible force pulled bombay away from the group, landing him again in Nagi's arms.
/Well we know who's going with who now/Schu's voice chuckled through the minds of everyone, chills running up the cat's spins.
"MEOW!"Youji gave a loud howl as his tail was stroked the wrong way, he attempted to be free but the orange-head held him.
"Farfie, can have the other two,"Nagi states skipping off with Omi to the house, Schu instantly following.
"Well what are you waiting for?"Brad grumbled glaring at the rag doll,"pick up the cats."
Farfello instantly plucked up both Aya and Ken holding them surprising gently then laughing as he ran into the house,"I can now hurt God!"
Brad watched the three occupants and four new ones entire the house, a smile placed on his lips. His lenses prevently anyone from seeing
his pupils,"Well Weiss, this is going to be an interesting week afterall." Clicking the car locked he entered the house instantly heading towards
his beloved study. In the background there were howls of "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!"mostly
from Farfie's room,/or is it Schu's?/.
***
Nagi opened his door still holding the shivering bombay.Gently he placed the cat on the bed, watching with black eyes in amazement,
the door closed along with the sound of the lock. Omi stared back in complete shock, bright blue eyes, he was completely shocked unable to move.
The boy reached out and touched the silky fur that was similiar to a kitten's. Instantly the cat reacted the only way he could think of,
"OW!"the youngest member of Schwartz cried, holding his finger then frowned, blasting the kitten to the back of the head of the bed, a pillow
cushion his landing,"That hurt Omi-kun!"
"Meow?"the cat asked blinking in shock.
"Schu told me,"the boy replied clamly approaching the cornered kitten, once again."Don't worry I'm not going to hurt you."
"Meow,"the cat's eyes darted again attempting to find one window that might be open. This time the hand came in contact with his fur, under his
chin.
"How did this happen Omi-kun?"Nagi asked strocking his chin, Omi instantly started purring closing his eyes,"You see I'm would never hurt you
Omi-kun."his hand moved behind the ears gently stroking, then the hand was gone. Bright blue eyes stared at black blue then a smirk danced on
the teenage boy's lip causing again the black cat to wimper in fear,"Omi-kun oneiga I can't stand to see you like this demo...."the boy paused sitting
down in front of the cat,"you're REALLY cute like this." Omi blinked, stared at the boy, then blinked again,"and I don't think that you're leaving for
a while."Then the cat instantly growled in the back of his throat pouncing on the other boy meractiously landing on his head. Bright blue eyes
blinked from upside staring at black blue once again. Nagi smiled attempting to fight the blush that was forming on his cheeks, then staring into
the pool of bright blue, he pulled the cat from the top of his head. Omi blinked completely confused staring at Nagi.Then the boy kissed him on the
nose, the cat just blinked completely stund.
***
/WHAT THE HELL!/was heard down the hall, Schu just paused from torturing the oldest member of Weiss. He smirked saying,"Looks like Bombay
is getting from action."
/LEAVE THE CHIBI ALONE!/Youji snapped.
"OW! Omi-kun what did you do that for!?"a whining voice shouted through the entire house.
Youji smirked/So the chibi wins after all/
/Don't consider yourself so lucky/Schu chuckled gently caressing the dark tail of his captive.
Youji just glared tucking his tail under him then thought/What is everyone's obbession with MY tail!/
"It's because you so adorable, Youji-kun,"Schu smirked sitting down on his bed, watching the cat who was on the tail still glaring,"You know if you
had your sunglasses, the picture would be prefect."
/Leave my sunglasses out of this/Youji snapped turning his head away from the man/How would you like being a cat anyway! And how can you
read my mind! You can't read other animal's thoughts./
"Ah but the beauty is I can read your entire team's mind,"the man smirked laying down on the bed, facing the cat,"why don't you ask Crawford."
/I'm just going to do that....after I save Aya and Ken from the baka/Youji states leaping down from the table to the door.
"Don't even bother, you're stuck here until dinner"Schu says clamly/So how do you want to occupy your time til then?/
/Staying AWAY from you!/Balinese snapped in his head curling up into a ball on the carpet by the door. Green eyes heavily shut,/Might as well sleep
since Ken woke me up,wonder how are those two doing anyway./
***
"It's a KODACK moment!"CLICK! CLICK!
"shine......shine....."Aya mutters flatly.
"I hate him...I will kill him...I will kill him.....I'll scar him from head to toe.....I'm going to ripe his entire other eye out!"Ken continued to mutter his entire
vocabulary in cat mostly followed by,"DAMN HIM TO HELL!"
"Weiss Kitties playing Dressy Hurts God!"the man shouted happily running around his padded room. On the floor were two cats an Abyssissin and
Siberian, wearing a groom and bride outfit. Abyssissin was wearing a black tuxedo, violet eyes shooting a death glare at the hysterical man
who was laughing happily wearing his own tux. Siberian had a white wedding gown with white flours and a veil, his entire expression was/kill,must
kill the crazy man!/
"Now it's time for the press!"the man laughed pulling out a camera, pushing the two cats together,"Give us a big smile!MWHAHAHAHA!"Click,
a flash went off causing the cats to blink seeing the dots before their eyes.CLICK!Another, the two cats looked at each other,"Give us a kiss
for the front page! IT WILL HURT GOD!"Neither cat made a move, with that the hands instantly pulled the cats together, making their noses touch,
the camera went off with a flash and CLICK."This will surely hurt God, once it is developed!"With that the two cats instantly pounced on him, Ken
taking Farfie, Aya taking the camera. Both costumes were on the ground, Ken was scratching the crazy man, who was only laughing,"Kitty hurts
God! HAHAHA!"
"I'll show you hurting God!"Ken meowed, scratching at his hair, but the man didn't feel a thing.
"HAHAHA!"Farfello laughed as the cat's tail tickled his nose.
Aya on the other hand was furiously attempting to expose the flim to any type of light. But his claws were dull and did not break the plastic
desposable camera."Must expose film! SHINE!" Just then when he finally caught one of the hinges a hand grab the camera from him. Violet eyes
met one yellow, one instantly glared, the other had a few scrtaches on his hysterical face,"Kittie-chan let go of camera! We need to get these to the
press right away!" With that Farfello ran out of his room, leaving the door wide open, running through the house screaming,"MUST HURT GOD!"
Aya just looked at the door silently still frowning then took off after the man,"MEOW!"/SHINE!/
"Aya-kun! Wait for me! I'm in high heels!"Ken shouted attempting to free his paws from the Barbie high heels that were pearly white./I want a piece
of him too!/
***
Brad looked up from his pile of papers,"Any minute now,"he muttered adding the final total of the bills. He paused, a minute passed,"Ok,
I guess Farfie still has thoese kittens under control." He started the next pile of papers,KNOCK!KNOCK, this caused his fountain pen to spill all
over the number he had just calculated."Guess not." Instantly he glared standing up and opening the door poking head outside facing a one yellow
eyed monster, namely Farfello Jude.
"Nani?"
"I need to get these pictures developed,"the man states jumping up and down.
"Naze?"Brad states pushing his glasses up from the tip of his nose.
"Because it has to get to press so I can hurt God!"the man states matter of factly.
"Are these the pictures of Weiss in a bride and groom outfit?"Brad asked attempting to fight a smirk. Ken and Aya jumped the man from both sides
meowing fighting for the camera. Farfie just held both of the cats by their tails holding them upside down. This just enfurated them even more,"Farfello
give me the nekos and you take the JEEP to drop off the film."
"Hai!"the man instantly handed the two cats to the black hair man and ran off singing hysterically,"I get to hurt God! I get to hurt Weiss and God!"
Brad just smirked then looked at the two cats, Siberian had his jaw dropped and was wimpering while Abyssissin found his next victim to fall the
glare of icey death. With that Brad placed the cats inside on an empty table saying,"Stay there and I won't kill you." The two cats just looked at
each other then found a gun barrel placed at their heads,"Now Kitties how DID you get like this?"
"Meow?"Siberian answered only to recieve a wack from Abyssissin and growl.
"Shit, maybe we shouled wait til dinner,"the man states clamly settling underneathe his pile of papers,"til then take a cat nap." Ken instantly
snuggled up on Abyssissin falling asleep purring softly, Aya just blinked then glared watching the Oracle out of his narrowed violet eyes. Brad called
up to Schu's room saying,"could you go and pick up Chinese and cat food for dinner?"
"You sent Farfie-chan,"the reply was heard.
"Would you trust Farfello with YOUR dinner?"Brad asked clamly.
"Fine, I'm taking Youji-chan though,"the caller went dead and the sound of the front door slaming was heard.
/It's Youji-kun! You sicko/Aya thought growling.
/Fine it's just Ken-chan, neko-chan/the thought came in at full force. Abyssissin's fur ruffled on his back, causing him to muttering a string of
cursing in cat.
***
/Can I drive?/
/iie, I don't think it would be possible/
/Onegia! You have NO idea what it's like!/the cat meowl crying allegator tears/Look at me! I'm a freaking cat! I can't smoke! I can't drive! And I
can't even talk to defend myself!/the cat paused for a second thinking/I don't even want to know how I'm going to do my buiness./
The two pulled into the gocery parking lot, Schu looked at the cat as if wondering if he should even bother taking him in,
/ONEGIA! I need to be around SOME beautiful women BEFORE I go steral!/the cat whines batting his green eyes.Schu blinked for a second staring
at the cat/Nani?I/"Meow?"
"Gomen demo for a second I almost forgot that you were a human stuck in a cat's body,"the orange hair man stated opening the car door and the
cat just bounded out about to sprint, Schu just caught the end of the wire, making the cat stop in mid leap towards the alley,"Demo what type of
baka do you take me for?"
/I was hoping a real baka, demo knowing my luck right now, I guess not/the cat sighed as they made their way towards the entrance of the store.
Youji instantly stared at the store and felt a smirk coming on, his face was very content. Just then a entire crowd of hot beautiful women
who were over 18 and mostly likely college students stared at the bundle of fur. His green eyes twinkled in delight, passing a woman with long
black hair and black eyes wearing a short shorts and sneakers. The girl instantly squeeled in delight picking up the cat,"HOW CUTE!"
/YES I AM IN HEAVEN! LADIES YOUJI AKA NEKO IS BACK!/Youji purred loudly as the girl petted him gently/"She has such smooth legs Schudilgh
too bad it would hentai for a human to touch in public, heehee. YES I am cute and handsome!"/
"He is your cat?"the girl asked Schu.
"I guess you could say that,"Schu replied glancing at the happy cat muttering curses under his breathe./You nekos, I'm suprise you off all people
say you respect women./
/"I do very much"/the cat stated matter of factly/"she's just cooing me because I'm cute, she would do it as well if I was human."/
"How much?"
"UH?"
"How much is he?"the girl asked looking at the cat.
"He's not for sale,"Schu glared at the girl.
/OH HE IS NOW!/Youji screamed,"Meow! PURR!"catching a glance at the girl's clevage through the buttom down light blue blouse/"Please
don't let this be a dream!"/
"Gomen ne demo Youji-kun is coming with me weather he wants to or not,"Schu snaps plucking the cat from the girl's arms, throwing him in a
basket then marching down the alie for cat food.The girl just stared at the cat, then gave a pout before going back to her shopping.
/Baka Schu!Why didn't he let her buy me! I would have been happy sleeping with a chest like that!/the cat humph sticking up it's nose.
/Oh but didn't you remeber Weiss can't be happy/Schu thought as he picked up some milk and meat."Looks like pasta for tonight."Youji remained
silent staring dreamily as they passed more and more girls. They came from the restroom, making him smirk childishly, he happily bounded about
to head into the direction, but found himself on the floor by Schu's foot hovering over his tail,"Let's get THAT thought out of your head. And you
call me a hentai, neko-chan." Again Youji was plucked into the basket as Schu gather the rest of dinner for both humans and cats.
Isle, after Isle the duo continued through the large market, then just when Youji had lost all hope of ever getting away from Schu a
familiar click of high heels was heard in Isle 16. The cat stared at a redhead woman wearing a red uniform pulling something from the shelf.
/"MANX!"/"MEOW!"Youji cried happily instantly bounding from his basket before Schu could grab the wire. Within seconds the cat scrambled
towards the woman rubbing her leg working his kitty-charm./"I have to work fast."/ This caused the woman to look down staring into those pools of
green eyes, she smirked picking up the cat.
"Now who do you think you are?"she asked flatly.
/"Kudou Youji,"/"Meow"the cat stated seriously giving an impression of himself the best he could.
"I wonder how you got here"the cat cocked his head to the side"Is that a smile?"
/"Yes of course"/"MMEow,"/"Take me home with you before Schu comes onna!"/ He tried the purring ack, rubbing against her chin, soft fur touched
smooth skin/"Onegia Manx! Save us! Schwartz has us captured! As cats can you imagine what I'm going through!"/
"You are so like Youji-kun it's scary,"the woman chuckled to herself.
/"I'm scary?!"/"Meow?"the cat gave a pout.
"Youji-kun!" Schu's voice instantly all conversation stopped.
/"IIE!"/"MEOW!"the cat instantly clutched closely to Manx,/"You'll never take me back to that hell hole I have Manx!"/
"This is your cat?"Manx asked curiously, Schu nodded then flashed her a playerboy smile.
"Like cat like owner huh?"
"HUH?"/"What's that suppose to mean!"/Both thoughts mixed together.
"Guess so,"
/MANX! How can you compare my flirting with this slimeball!/the cat pouted again.
"Well here's your cat and you can keep your number,"with that Manx walked away with all of her food for the week.
/"MANX!"/Youji meowed very hurt/"My only hope of escape! How could you!Manx! COME BACK!"/
"Oh shut up,"the german muttered carrying the hollaring cat out of the store,"I bought you all cat litter, she didn't even offer to buy you."
/"Look who showed up!"/Youji snapped as he bounded into the car, crawling up into a ball of fur"This just keeps getting better and better."
"And it's about to get even worse,"Schu chuckled thinking of the possiblities that would probably happen at dinner that night.
"Thanks for the reassurance,"Youji meowed letting his eyes close and taking a cat nap. Then Schu slammed on the brakes and they were back at
the mansion, with Farfie holding up his film from earlier in the afternoon."Definantly going to be an interesting evening, eh neko?"
"Like hell,"Youji grumbled picking himself from the bottom of the floor, his tail completely frizzled in various direction.
***
\WR Notes:\ Well How did I do nekos?
Schu:Do you really think Youji and I would normally get this well along.
WR: If he was a cat probably.
Youji:TRAITOR! YOU made Manx go away.
WR:But then you wouldn't be as cute as you are now(squeezes Youji and Aya)
Ken:I still don't understand what you see in that guy.
WR: You'll see soon enough
Brad:More trouble for Weiss
WR:Don't worry you'll get you're share too(smirks)
Omi:I don't like being a cat(sniffles)
WR:MAGGIE-CHAN make Omi stop crying! You need a bombay anyway! Here catch!
YM:Don't throw Omi-chan!
Ken:Yeah don't throgh Omi-chan!
Farfie:REVIEWS HURT GOD!
WR:IIE BAFFFIE! It's NO reviews hurt god.....oh oh well I don't care any more...BLAH! Arigatou!